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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Shohei Ohtani this playoffs

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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

they called it the day the music died because there were only 5 musicians total then

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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

seems military base placement decisions should be made based on things other than which red state governor makes the most obsequious powerpoint.

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4jim @4jim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Are they going to have a false flag terrorist attack before the election?

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CT Miller @imchuckmiller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This stupid fucker is so obsessed with getting approval from the military bro classes. Mid-life crisis on steroids

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Roams The Dunes @dunedog23.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Does he think this is his Patton moment? 🤡

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Roy Edroso @edroso.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

He's so fucking coked up here too

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The genre "Plot is kicked off by the death of Kyle Chandler" contains multitudes

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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

How this morning finds me

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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

potat

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Luap Goma @luapgoma.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Why oh why did the electoral college vote this fucking idiot as POTUS?

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Aaron Bady @zunguzungu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I dug up this 2013 essay I wrote about MOOCs, a thing which were the unavoidable future we were all hurtling towards in 2013, and not only does the basic argument still stand up, but the fact that the MOOC future never came makes the point all the better thenewinquiry.com/blog/the-moo...

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The MOOC Moment and the End of Reform

Visit the post for more.

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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Evil personified.

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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time. I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker.

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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 12/09/2026

fuck, now this is some content

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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I like the idea that all of these people are in line to argue with Mr. Gums

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jon @disparition.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

no it’s not slop it’s real. this is a real screenshot of heaven. this is what heaven looks like. all this time dante had the damn map upside down. we’re cooked

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VladRock (bleh) @padrock.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

No that’s a real picture I was there.

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Matunos @matunos.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

looks like he hadn't even gotten through Stalin

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ulveon.net (on Bluesky) @ulveon.net · 12/09/2026

Replybros be like: Erm 🤓 ackhshyually there is no evidence Charlie Kirk debated Osama Bin Laden

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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 12/09/2026

if I wake up tomorrow to a million replies telling me this is ai I am going to go and order red rooster or something (in minecraft)

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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 12/09/2026

yes i fucking know it is ai slop, I’m not a fucking doofus. This is the type of shit people are sincerely making, which is part of the theme i am conveying. thank you.

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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"Never stop [mastur]-bating" [cross out the 'de', obviously]

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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

dying lmao

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

"Well, senator, I realize *you* can't stop thinking about middle-schoolers private parts, but I happen to think the cratering economy and murderous state goons killing people in our streets are more important than the sanctity of a damn swim meet or whatever you're prattling on about today"

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I remain convinced that the most effective response to a politician or a pundit who's pushing transphobia is "I'm not sure why you're obsessed with other people's genitals but it's really creepy"

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Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 12/09/2026

the fuck is wrong with people

excerpt from the skeet below:
members of Mollie's Pack at risk. Hunters have even publicly expressed intentions to target her specifically.

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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

True. I'd say I prefer Mamdani's approach, but NYC and Spanberger faced a clown on this issue and used it to pummel her. She hedged on sports too. I think tying the sports bans to really unpopular book bans is a good move. We don't need politicians banning books or kids.

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YouTube video by Degenerate Art by Andrea Pitzer

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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Listen if there can be a Paradise Island for Wonder Woman, then Papa Smurf can have his "male Smurf only" kingdom

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

That’s weird too because if he can make one why can’t he just make as many as they want, unless Smurfette lacks a fundamental life essence and is some sort of Smurf Golem

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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 12/09/2026

didn't he also actually create Smurfette as like Smurf bait but they just kinda took her in so she decided to stay instead of luring them into the trap

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

we don't know maybe they stole his dvd player both sides brendel

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026

It was my belief that he intended to cook them for unspecified reasons but I am not confident that's actually supported by the text

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I know I watched a fair amount of Smurfs as a kid and I still don’t know why that wizard guy even wanted them beyond some vague sense they were magical. It was like watching a guy try to kill a colony of prairie dogs, he should stop it but you’re almost more concerned with why a guy is like that

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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Yitzchak Badman

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

This is one of my favorite news headlines

CBS News @CBSNews
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French mayor defends holding massive Smurf rally despite coronavirus spread: "We must not stop living" cbsn.ws/3aLKoZD

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

People like to bring up Smurfette being the only female Smurf but what you have to realize is that shit is a cult is it any wonder why there’s weird stuff like that going on

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The American Prospect @prospect.org · 31/08/2026

All this political targeting is blatantly illegal. The president lacks the power to direct the IRS to target a particular nonprofit, much less to pull its tax exemption himself. prospect.org?p=143841

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Burton’s Sleepy Hollow is a great rated R horror movie for kids @jdvdub.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Because what they think is that the landslide is baked in, a majority no matter what, so they can afford to push some progressive lefties out of good standing - even tank the race - still win majorities and say “look, we didn’t need the left they lost.” it’s stupid, but so is Jon.

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

If this was about electoral advantage — the thing reactionary centrists claim as their expertise — they would be writing about how this entire issue is a distraction. If you are concerned about the influence of fringe radicals over policymaking, Republicans are the bigger threat. Of course they are.

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

It is not a "grim choice" to support either a psychotic Republican or a mainstream center-left politician.

he Michigan Senate election has presented liberals with a grim choice. The Republican candidate, Mike Rogers, has pledged support for a corrupt, racist, authoritarian-minded administration. Rogers hasn’t made even the tiniest concession to Donald Trump critics. But supporting El-Sayed means accepting a strain of anti-Semitic politics that to date has had no place within the Democratic Party.

What’s more, El-Sayed has already said that he intends to use his victory as a platform to reshape the party. Him winning could invite a future in which the United States has not just one party that is open to bigots but two.

Although El-Sayed has never said anything nearly as inflammatory as the sorts of comments Piker makes routinely, his mixture of anti-Zionism and populism treats pro-Israel activism as a nefarious and all-pervasive force. He has denied that any Democrat who believes in human rights could have any motive other than money for holding a position on Israel different from the one he prefers. El-Sayed tends to depict nearly all opposition to his candidacy as financially driven, but when applied to Jewish political activity, this charge becomes even more conspiratorial.

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The entire point of civilization is that suffering does not have to be hereditary. Your parents’ misery is not a debt subsequent generations owe them, it is information that tells us where the world failed them, so that we may build one that fails fewer people.

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Living well @thebestrevenge.info · 28/08/2026

This is your god king

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Alex Shephard @alexshephard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

this is basically what it's like driving in downtown Atlanta

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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

only Homer Wells the prince of Maine and king of New England can save the day

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