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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine

@plankysmith.bsky.social
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I'm a plucky lump of plankton and my name is Planky Smith! Origin of my display name: youtu.be/qv6OOuPI5c0

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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trump's so fucking obnoxious "ME!"
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It stinks
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I just saw this.... wtf
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A casual search isn't giving me very much context for this article, unfortunately. I'd like to know more about the members of this "international congress" Make of this what you will
AI summary (based on three sources) of who was behind a push to rename jazz circa 1926
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Exclusive video of Elon Musk meeting with Donald Trump
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
lol #Dune #JiminyGlick
PlankySmith tweet from 2024 participating in the Dune2 "use the voice" hashtag, along with pictures of Jiminy Glick
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
🤔
Patrick Stewart circa 2017 being all "I am done playing Professor X"
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Patrick Stewart, who thought he was done playing Professor X after Logan a decade ago, on why he agreed to appear in Doomsday, probably:
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
YOU DID IT, FAM!
PlankySmith repost of his meme of Hans Moleman saying "Posting has ruined my life. I'm 41 years old!" 

The original post now has 100 "likes", signalling that it is among the top tier of "pretty ok/good" posts
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Eric Trump watching that like:
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Yikes
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Tom Brady is now consuming his former teammates
Tom Brady dunks Gronk in dipping sauce
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This is how I imagine any Trump "official address" going down. Just add in more xenophobia, racism, general bigotry, brain-worm-rot-ospherism, etc [2/2]:
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This is how I imagine any Trump "official address" going down. Just add in more xenophobia, racism, general bigotry, brain-worm-rot-ospherism, etc [1/2]:
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This is so ominous
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
When it's been a swell shindig
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
So I'm in the market for a CPAP machine! Yay? Anyway, I had a secondary concern, lol Looked it up "sex CPAP machine" Sadly it did not give me misadventures of people fucking their CPAP machines (surely those are on kink fiction sites). Anyway: lol
Google AI search about sex with a CPAP machine (nonono! Not like that!!!)
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I haven't had an opportunity to use that clip in years.
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I'm wearing this shirt right now (VIP - Very Important Potato)
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
What Is this because I said "we love a neurodivergent queen" about Peppermint fucking Patty????
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
lol
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Even if the movie sucks, it will not
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Even if the movie sucks, it won't.
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Also lol at this summary
The tale of Hitchbotthe continuing tale of Hitchbot
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Don't forget the Xifaxan mascot!
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
RFK Jr mouth agape
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Dumo-crats
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Does anyone else find it a little funny that, to reminiscent of his surprise that "whole" milk was spelled with a "w", Trump repeatedly confirms that he never knew that "dumb" was spelled with a "b"?
A Trump rant post where he spells "Dumbocrats" without a "b"
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
When reached for comment, Mitch McConnell said:
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It would be very funny if all of the old and shitty Senators died within months of one another
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Still a very accurate meme of Elon Musk by me, imho
Meme image used as PlankySmith's banner image of a drunk Don Draper in front of a white board. 

The text added to the white board says:

[Red, bold, underlined text] ELON MUSK
[Black, bold, italicized text] Owner of Twitter
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Homer: Oh I get it! I get jokes!
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
lol. Google Gemini: Oh I get it! I get jokes! Heh heh heh!
Gemini response when asked to analyze a joke. 

Thinking Steps:

Evaluating the Joke:

I've begun analyzing the user's joke request and have started evaluating its subject, Roger Taney. 

Analyzing the Joke's Structure:

I've clarified the joke's elements: historical figures, punchline and humor mechanism, and target audience

Homer Simpson meme 

"Ohhh I get it! I get jokes!"
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I love how Shaq says that's money" after the voiceover suggests that green is the color of money People are so stupid these days they need Shaq to make these kinds of connections for them so they can understand metaphors
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
DraftKing ads be like: [Inexplicable English accent]
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Me reading your posts:
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
"Oscar Pistorius? The paralympian runner?"
Jim Downey on Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The conservative/Trump stupidosphere after these fake things, basically:
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I made this meme after the pandemic and the lockdowns and all that. I wish I had made it at the time
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