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planetmatt

@planetmatt.bsky.social
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Here for photos of your dog, your lunch, and to escape Musk's hellscape of sycophantic blue tick simpletons. I play The FINALS, and very old arcade games. I also enjoy a nice sit down, a cup of tea, and a biscuit.

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Lady Weathergirl @ladyweathergirl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, what a surprise! 🙄 So it’s not about protecting women, it is about power and control. www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
theguardian.com
‘Bully in every way’: domestic abuse survivors say ex-partners behind far-right UK street patrols
Seven women share their stories to make people aware of patterns of violence behind anti-immigration street patrol movement
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That first pairing is crying out for an anchor and a deep body of water
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What's he digging for, the body of Shelly Miscavige?
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Must be that van of doggers that scared them off.
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I mean, it should, we must be like the galactic Jeremy Kyle show with all the dumb shit the morons on this planet get up to.
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All we need now is an anchor and open body of water.
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Stargate (Defender 2) on the Atari 2600. Clocked the high score so it reset to 0. That counts as beating it, right?
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All the forbidden words.
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Iran and a group of doggers achieved more in a week than 4 decades of protests.
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The weak little cucks must have run out of dick pills and testosterone shots.
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So Iran beat the US in the strait, and now they've forced the US to withdraw from Europe. Did the American military forget to take their testosterone boosters and dick pills today?
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What's he digging for, the body of Shelly Miscavige?
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Man, that reminds me that I really need to prune my bay tree. I wonder what her day rate is and if she has her own wood chipper.
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People are the worst.
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Massive small dick energy.
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Laura Ashe @lauraashe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh, so now you can't be a seagull and British?
News headline "Britons lose £171 million worth of food a year to seagulls"
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If we can make it to Devon, we can hide in a crate of Buckfast and get next day delivery.
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Same. I hate that sickly mushy over ripe stage. Al dente slightly green. Thats the tiny perfect window of ripeness.
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The King of England isn't English according to that absolute cretin.
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Clearly a man who struggles setting appropriate priorities.
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Had the Flu one on Thursday, Rona due today. £90 bloody quid though!
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The King of England isn't English according to that nutter. Much how the right propagated the meme about how Labour don't know what a woman is, I'd like to see Reform endlessly hounded about how they don't know who is English. They've crossed the common sense Rubicon on this one.
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Zero mard here. I've eaten a whole Ole and Steen apple crumble social for breakfast and been out gardening/pottering.
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Agree, it's explicit social manipulation by foreign state actors and multiple governments allow it to happen. It's creating toxic societal division and breaking down social cohesion.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We don’t do the Daily Mail, but as a public service, here is someone with far too much money being attacked by an owl.
Princess Beatrice's friend Alice Naylor-Leyland is attacked by rogue owl during chaotic photoshoot.
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Regular people publicly defend terrorism because they get their news from Facebook memes. This country is cooked.
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Talk about getting your priorities in the wrong order.
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rapist defends rapists. Just a normal day in the Devolving States of America.
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love a model and this is a beaut.
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 02/10/2026
It's okay, I've heard it happens to a lot of videos, don't worry about it babe
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Exceptional data viz. Pure chef's kiss.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 02/10/2026
What are we even doing anymore, people
A four pack of Oreo chicken and waffle flavored cookies
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Reform voters have entered the chat.
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He literally pulled a 2007 X Factor dead dad manoeuvre to get himself to the next round in lieu of actual accomplishment.
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We are not a serious country.
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You can take the case off the cart, and put it into the gameboy and replace the battery with the cart/GBA powered on to retain save state when it loses the battery power.
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You think people hate AI now? There's going to be killdozers going through data centers all over the place when this goes down.
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If Salman Rushdie can earn a Fatwa for writing a book, surely we can get Iran to issue a fatwa against data centers that enable Gen AI to create images of the prophet. Just blow them all up. Nothing of value lost.
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not a single moral, ethical, or practical reason has ever convinced me there is any good to it. Simply creates more victims.
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
or 1.55 Liz Lettuces.
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Instructions unclear, tongue stuck in tree.
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why not just scroll people though on one of those airport people movers like they have at the Tower of London for the Crown Jewels.
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"military" planes.
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fentanyl overdose is surely a lovely way to go but I heard that American prison guards think that they will become addicted if they're even in the same building as it. Weird.
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Meanwhile, American soldiers are losing battles because they're too busy comparing testosterone levels and dick measuring.
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That is excellent.
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And 3 out of 10 Americans are scientifically illiterate.
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It needs to suck the life out of him harder in my opinion.
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In Tennessee, this is a feature, not a bug.
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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Backwards barbaric country.
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