Sign in

Marsha Lynch

@planetcupcake.bsky.social
587 followers 492 following 4.6K posts

Cupcake Mercenary Can parallel park on either side of the street, your choice

PostsRepliesMedia
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Put me in the obsessed column
010
Reposted by Marsha Lynch
"commission me" -heron @thxnywy.art · 11/09/2026
little brown bap #art
a digital watercolor painting of a fuzzy round bat
814143
Reposted by Marsha Lynch
actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 25/09/2026
see that's what happens when you mackle less
1558
Reposted by Marsha Lynch
The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026
Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates
Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates
524118425
Reposted by Marsha Lynch
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 20/09/2026
What happens if you throw a Finnish sailor overboard? Helsinki.
2264
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Depending what part of the city you're in, maybe it's just a morning remedy for a Louder Than Life hangover
120
Reposted by Marsha Lynch
ᗩᘔᒪEᑎᗪ @azlend.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
0416
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
78.60 I v8 no wk I w8ai I I bo
000
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
1. Genesis 2. Frank Zappa 3. D.E.V.O. 4. CAKE 5, Smashing Pumpkins 6. Janet Jackson 7. Public Enemy 8. Cyndi Lauper 9. Culture Club 10. Bonnie Raitt
1143
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
He really should throw in a civilian once in awhile
010
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I don't attend church or anything, but I really want one of those bouncy dresses for some reason. I don't know where I'd wear it. Maybe to the track? LOL
static.klipy.com
Bounce dress
Alt: A bouncy dress in action. This one's in beautiful gradations of pink - but they come in all sorts of patterns
4112
Reposted by Marsha Lynch
Schmrrrlex @schmrrrlex.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
here's a great snack hack: two ritz crackers with a babybel in the middle. I call this "Eating A Baby"
1249
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Me, too. The tiny black ones. Kill 'em all, two days later they're back.
110
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Made a friend earlier
Blue butterfly with orange spots
2141
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I'll bet the murder noises were amazing and also made it hard not to giggle a little
020
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Cartoon Frog with Top Hat Walking
Alt: Michigan J Frog forced into an unenthusiastic encore of his earlier performance
010
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
sorry, *Mallo Cup™️
030
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
When a Reese's Cup and a Mallow Cup love each other very, very much... (these are excellent)
Marketing image of Reese's Big Cup Marshmallow
260
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I unpacked fir-scented retail today - candles, diffuser oil, soap, "room mist" at 30 bucks a 3-oz can. Smelled good at the beginning of the day, now not so much.
static.klipy.com
Lucille Ball's Iconic 'Oh My Head!' Moment
Alt: Lucille Ball's Iconic 'Oh My Head!' Moment
071
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
(for you youngsters - this is a sort of deconstructed chapstick in a steampunkish container)
030
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Y'all, they have these again, or still. Doesn't this photo evoke a certain kind of feeling? I can smell it
Vintage Wild Cherry lip balm in the sliding metallic tin
281
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Happy Friday, bitches and bitchettes
Photo of the local strip club's sign for the weekend : Show Me Your Tito's
071
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
There's a blackberry one, too. And peach.
000
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
where was your internship (if you can say)
000
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I really like the cherry flavor
110
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I tried the new PawPaw flavor Ale-8 ginger ale and was very disappointed. It might be a yes for folks who'd like melon cream soda, but that means it's a no for me.
Marketing image of Ale 8's new seasonal flavor, Paw Paw
110
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Carly do not forget to peruse @peculiarityshop.bsky.social for hip weirdness in vintage/restored/newly formed jewelry
010
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I say this was just a good use of time, since the next time you need it you definitely won't be able to find that screwdriver. They have like a limited number of turns before they start hiding to avoid duty. You'll see.
000
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Gave myself stupid heat exhaustion this morning at work and haven't been able to keep anything down all day, including meds and anything to make my head stop hurting. Finally starting to feel better and yes now I'm suddenly hungry at 9 PM. Poll watching it is.
120
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
They should have obeyed the sticker a lot harder and KEPT THAT DOOR CLOSED a lot lomger
010
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I have nothing to say to the Barensteins until they admit their name used to be spelled differently and also the whole cornucopia controversy is just gaslightmaxxing (poss. not their fault but still)
static.klipy.com
Cornucopia
ALT: Cornucopia
010
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I don't feel ready for a Bourdain biopic somehow. How in the world are they gonna handle his death? The chances it's done right are slim to none. Hadn't heard of the lead or the director before. Sigh.
160
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I'll take my marital relationship WITHOUT the extraneous apostrophe, thank you
130
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
in case you were wondering, the "adult content" GIF attached to my original post is one of Homer Simpson in his underwear with measles all over him
170
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I got some last night - in the medicated pad form. It seems to really be keeping it in check. Usually it spreads all over me.
220
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
UGH! I got poison ivy
static.klipy.com
Homer Simpson's Rash
Alt: Homer Simpson's Rash
490
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Just tell me in the yard! Somehow I think she thought it would be "rude" to bother me on my way in but sister, had you let me get both legs of my jeans off and you might have seen sights that can't be unseen
050
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A nice lady in the yard of the house next door (it is for sale) chatted me up as I came home from work & parked the car. I *nearly* had my pants off when she knocked on the door to try to sell me fiber optic cable internet
180
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Well, then we'll just have to back it up, drop it down, get low & scrub the ground
020
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It could be anything. Chocolates. Napalm. A nice set of throw pillow covers.
120
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Ooh what do ya line them with? Silk? A rich velvet?
110
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
(they sent zero servings of broth)
020
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I'm just a girl, standing here ordering GrubHub, once again asking for two separate containers of birria broth, knowing they'll only send one
static.klipy.com
Dale Says 'No, They Won't'
Alt: Dale Says 'No, They Won't'
151
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Excellent haul - not so much that you'd get tired of it before it runs out Do you use any fresh herbs in your salsa? Mine (like cilantro) always turns to little black flecks after contact with the lime & tomato acids. I was thinking of using cilantro-in-a-tube instead
120
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I hope you put a whipped cream dispenser in the console
static.klipy.com
Xzibit's Pimp My Ride Smile
Alt: Xhibit's Pimp My Ride Smile in a fractal swirl
110
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Jumping to avoid venomous scorpions
010
Reposted by Marsha Lynch
Tanuki’s Ghostie Revenge @tanukisrevenge.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Slimemolds all the way down #SlimemoldSunday
Wolf milk slimemold on a log going down
116513
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Dems should do the opposite of whatever he suggests. He's been wrong about just about everything for the last 30 years. His "predictions" are bupkes. Tryin' to ride a coattail that went into mothballs awhile ago
0100
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Picture yourself throwing a tantrum with a large rat turd
021
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Also there must be a frisson of danger: an expensive gadget might be damaged or even ruined
130