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Jessica Kagan (is writing fiction!)

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Your new favorite metalqueer™. Late-millennial, lesbian and contagiously trans. Ask me about Planepacked and Strange Highways!

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garth marenghi's darkcayce @cayce.zone · 30/04/2026
wile e coyote about to be crushed, saying the quoted post
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Anatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 16h
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tpwrtrmnky. @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One thing about writing advice that isn't really brought up that often is that "How do I convince a publisher to give my manuscript a shot?" "How do I convince literally a single person to buy my selfpub book?" and "How do I stand out on ultra-saturated web serial sites?" are different questions
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
TIL active lightning rods are a thing. look at this angry bastard. it tries to, faster than Zeus himself, fire its own lightning (early streamer emission innit) back at the sky to beckon a strike to hit it instead of something more important. long live the fantastical hubris of NF C 17-102
brochure ad for the Indelec Prevectron 3 Connect IOT connected lightning rod. it is a cone-shaped metal thing with several pointy things at the tip aimed at a center upwards spike, a large metal band just beneath that, and several sharp looking triangular spikes aimed downwards in a cone. a bit beneath it is a small solar panel.
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sabrina, uncluttered @unwisewoman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
whats wrong babe? you've barely touched your technocapital-induced hyperreality. its gonna get stale
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cult papa @cult-papa.com · 23/03/2026
logging off
You're Invited To
Suffer
Join
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻
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when my masc lesbian aunt died, women just kept coming, screaming, crying, and saying they were her wives. Eventually we just had to start telling them to join the others. They were all devastated to learn about each other. Except for one who came in, kissed her dead mouth and showed us all that they had matching tattoos. She actually won all the mourning wives over and they all agreed she was the wife. It was so weird.Did not expect more than a few people to see this but yes it really happened, yes it was insane

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They also ALL read love letters at the podium. It was painful and awkward but the final gift my aunt gave the familyfrom my mom

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How many crying wives were at
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And a couple girlfriends she was a popular and very liked lol
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 29/09/2026
Oh dang, was just informed that Vangers - one of the weirdest games ever - got a big update so it runs at 60fps. It's being maintained by fans now, after the original developer passed away a couple years ago.
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Vangers on Steam
Mind-altering sandbox game that can be described as a racing role-playing adventure game with a complicated storyline. You’ll find a unique atmosphere, complete freedom and lots of gameplay hours to f...
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Mx. P. Evil Scientist @jackalopezone.neocities.org · 29/09/2026
getting absolutely housed off a couple 6 packs of DeluxePaint Pharaoh Beer
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Jo-eek! ‘Dead-chibe' W. 👻 @thestacks.ca · 28/09/2026
everyone's out here making mermaid dresses and beautiful feathered gowns and I'm just making The Tape Measure
A dress that looks like a tape measure
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 28/09/2026
i should be allowed to read research papers instead of doing my job [remembers that 'researcher' is a type of job] they should make researchers that are paid more than three dollars per year
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Thaddeus is a girl's name 🏳️‍⚧️ @thaddeus.zone · 28/09/2026
you can make your life far more interesting just by tweaking how you describe it: ❌ my shoulder hurt when i woke up this morning ✅ i escaped from the dreamlands, but i came back *wrong*
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Lotus⚙️Workshop @lotusws.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Undefeated sadly
Chart showing the true spectrum of "good men"
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Jessica Kagan (is writing fiction!) @planepackedjess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This tells me you didn't have the luxury of downloading Cutemouse off Home of the Underdogs in 2002 without telling me you didn't have that luxury. The copy of AotP I got from a yard sale didn't work without it! ...and didn't havs sound without booting into DOS instead of Windows 98, but still. 🌏
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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A person says "whyyyy am I am miserable all the time" 

They go girl mode and say "ok that helped but everything else is still. Fucked"
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Trash @trashxdiscourse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey man, if you're out there, if your mom wrote this letter to Abigail Shrier about you, please drop a gofundme and we will get you the fuck out of there.
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jess 🏳️‍⚧️ @fluffyfoxies.moe · 27/09/2026
over on tumblr they're inventing a new kind of post
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Jay Tholen @jaytholen.net · 27/09/2026
man if you're a musician/author/developer and you spend years producing an album/book/game it'd be a shame to then append cover art that screams "hey, I didn't put any effort into this thing I made!", putting on the same level as a flyer for Ladies' Wrasslin' night at the redneck bar
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🎃 Vyria Durav, Dread Wyrm Princess of Spookytown 🎃 @vyriadurav.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Domino meme but it's hiring consultant companies designing an ideal male programmer archetype about being antisocial and being easy to push into crunch as a calculated move to take programming from women and then us arriving here (there's other factors too but I think about this a lot)
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Jessica Kagan (is writing fiction!) @planepackedjess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The average Rolling Stone writer lacks the ability to form (or coup) a nation state and turn all its resources towards forcing people to listen to popular music. Vanguards Georg (who lives in a cave and forms 10,000 states a day) is an outlier, and shouldn't have been counted.
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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You wouldn’t believe how many songs I can never have heard. Millions. Billions maybe even
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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
McDonald's Tripple Ripple (1971-1974): A blend of real, premium, chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry ice creams, packed into a sugar cone--"the ice cream goes all the way to the bottom!", per a press release--that came frozen and pre-packed. But the story (and lawsuit) behind it is a wild ride! A 🧵
A pink, white, and brown swirl of ice cream in a sugar cone next to the McDonald's logo and the words "Tripple Ripple Ice Cream Cone"
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Jessica Kagan (is writing fiction!) @planepackedjess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So my wife and I finally had a #factorio playthrough that made it to the nuclear technology stage, and we've been using the Kovarex process to enrich uranium. Is the Nauvis Bureau of Investigation going to put us on a list?
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Jessica Kagan (is writing fiction!) @planepackedjess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SOMEONE's gotta protect the Third Dimension! 🤪
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Weasel ⛳🏌️ @wildweasel486.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
good christ i think this is even more irritating than the soup cans tile set
DICE.TIL (via DiscMaster), a set of tiles for a Mahjong game where every single tile has a different configuration of 5 dice. Outside of the displayed pips, every tile looks near identical at a glance.
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Sable, Final Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
getting hot trans women to degrade you on the Internet for free by posting a dumbass take is wage theft btw
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring
en.wikipedia.org
Iron Ring - Wikipedia
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dr. thrasher, an american writer in ex(archia)(xile) @thrasherxy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
in 2017, a trans reporter was fired at @marketplace.org for writing a blog post abt the need for journalists to resist rising fascism, racism and transphobia. @kairyssdal.bsky.social, the host of the show, said nothing & let his colleague's career be murdered. judge his hr tips accordingingly.
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Jessica Kagan (is writing fiction!) @planepackedjess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Rakdos trans guy whose phallopasty is just a serrated knife. 🤔
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Jessica Kagan (is writing fiction!) @planepackedjess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My wife took one look at Mail as depicted in Dr. Robotnik's Ring Racers and decided she was a complete and utter brat. ...she also decided that I'M a brat! The nerve! Where'd she get that idea? 🤔
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why is every conservative so weird about "can't get a regular coffee anymore!" when literally every coffee shop ever will just sell you a regular coffee like why did that become the thing
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Jack Grimes @jackapedia.design · 24/09/2026
Looking at another clipart CD and there is a staggering amount of clipart of "x thing enjoying a beer." Why
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Sable, Final Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
putting on my Stern Voice to say: please do not rely on trans women with high follower counts for validation literally nothing prepares us for people taking our word as authoritative just because a lot of people follow us none of us want to claim responsibility for you or your actions
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
An AI engineer with round glasses says "we figured out that in order to get the A.I. to make more human-like art, it needs to draw from a set of personal emotional experiences..." He holds up a tablet displaying a program entitled "C-PTSD-GPT" and says "so we gave an A.I. the memory of having divorced parents." He gives it to an engineer with square glases who sees that it has generated art of a sitting childlike figure flanked by two arguing, monstrous dinosaur-like skulls. He comments "Wooooah... this is DARK." Round glasses replies "you think that's good? Wait until you see the one we molested!"
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Radiant G🌈 @radiantg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bad news: I just got laid off due to budget cuts. 10+ years exp Hire me for: 👥 Production 🎙️ Voice Acting 📝 Narrative 🎨 2D Art 🔆 UI Art 📱 Marketing 👨‍💻 Design 🤳 Influencer 📸 Journalism ♿️ Accessibility 🎮 QA Lead 📄 Contract 🔁 RTs Appreciated 🔁 DM or email radiantgbusiness (@) gmail (.) com #IndieDev
Ink InsideMonsterhearts: Welcome to Drowned LakeHeartspell: Horizon AcademyWunderling
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
People get demoralized when transitioning when they discover that beyond the initial identification of "the problem," transitioning itself will not make you happy. What it provides is the POSSIBILITY for happiness by allowing you to more easily participate in romance, community and self-improvement
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🐴 Jam 🍂 Comms open! @wyrdlittleguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The
Youtube shorts thumbnail of ice being dumped into an orcas mouth with the word ‘the’
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jae holzman @jael.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
x vs bsky discourse about lesbian bar article is telling me all i need to know about it which is we all need to go outside
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 23/09/2026
look I understand that culture war shit is fundamentally nonsense at the core but I can at least grasp the "they might do weird sex things to you and/or kids" lie at the core of the anti-gay & anti-trans panics but why would I give the slightest fuck that my pilot likes sexy wolf guys?
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タカハラ ヰロハ @yellowhlnch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
0922/26
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Wolf 🏳️‍🌈 @wolfperson1.sleeplesswolf.com · 23/09/2026
New Bedford was also once a major abolitionist hub, famous for their success in helping folks escape from and stay out of slavery.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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Jessica Kagan (is writing fiction!) @planepackedjess.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Publius Cornelius Scoopio was born two millennia too early to savor his love of ice cream. 🍨
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Vixen the Bimbo Fox @bimbofoxvixen.com · 20/09/2026
You've healed too much to not raise the bar on who has access to you
You've healed too much to not raise the bar on who has access to you
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🎃 Spooky Shoshana 🎃 @shoshana.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There's even worse. Nextdoor's unsubscribe only works for that one sub-subscription - and they have dozens. They require you to login to opt-out of other sub-subscriptions 🤬 Other unsubscribe links literally don't even work and redirect to the home page.
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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
hey real quick can someone give me $17k for this so I can buy this and put a trans flag racing stripe down the middle of it
A 2000 Toyota Chaser for sale for $17,000
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Jessica Kagan (is writing fiction!) @planepackedjess.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A Maro's Progress (William Hogarth, 1735, 2URG, Instant)
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CommodoreBlog @commodoreblog.uk · 22/09/2026
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 22/09/2026
It's honestly bizarre to me that abolishing the jackbooted fascist paramilitary shooting people over paperwork is considered extreme and radical but having a jackbooted paramilitary shooting people over paperwork isn't.
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David Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Like I don't think this is grasped nearly enough. We're not fighting major liberal and centrist politicians because of some obscure doctrinal issue. We're fighting them because *they're actively collaborating with fascism* and you don't defeat fascism without crushing collaborators.
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