Reposted by Carly *mumbles*Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 12/07/2026Unacceptable ways to mock Lindsey Graham in death: -"He was gay lol" Acceptable ways to mock Lindsey Graham in death: -Literally every other possible insult 472680454
Reposted by Carly *mumbles*André Brett @drdrehistorian.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey Graham won't see your post celebrating his death—but other ghouls making the world a worse place might, so hey go for it and post 614624
Reposted by Carly *mumbles*Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026RIP Lindsey Graham. You taught me it was okay to be a coward whose only skill is debasing myself until death for a tiny, ultimately illusionary crumb of power. 148139932092
Reposted by Carly *mumbles*Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 11/07/2026“Verify your age” motherfucker it’s on Wikipedia 64104941157
Reposted by Carly *mumbles*feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 12/07/2026i think his death proves once and for all that Lindsey Graham was straight. no real gay would die during a new Madonna album release cycle 212808274
Reposted by Carly *mumbles*John Skiles Skinner @skiles.blue · 12/07/2026The only thing I'll remember about Lindsey Graham is his mistreatment of Dr Christine Blasey Ford. Acting apoplectic at nonsensical details because he knew the most powerful misogynist in the world was watching him. I've never seen a man debase and humiliate himself so much. 893456691
Reposted by Carly *mumbles*Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/07/2026I was speaking with Mitch McConnell by phone for twenty minutes when he said, "hey, what's Lindsay Graham doing here?" 643773655
Carly *mumbles* @placeofold.bsky.social · 05/07/2026So turns out I was right, I CANT walk or put weight on my foot without a boot. A blanket in my foot is too much. This is going to be fun in the dead of winter! 000
Carly *mumbles* @placeofold.bsky.social · 05/07/2026The last time I felt this twinge I couldnt bend my fair when I woke up...manifesting that it is NOT that again!!! 000
Carly *mumbles* @placeofold.bsky.social · 28/04/2026going on nearly 2 weeks of broken sleep and 2 days of less than 3 hours, and I am broken. So so tired. 110
Reposted by Carly *mumbles*Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Oh, yeah, that was the Obama Iran deal. 384225216684
Reposted by Carly *mumbles*Anti-Trumpism @forabettertomorrow.bsky.social · 09/04/2026From a post: “Told my wife to have dinner ready by 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization. So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.” 279128962936
Reposted by Carly *mumbles*Libra on Fire 🔥 ⚖️ @libraonfire.bsky.social · 10/04/2026. Just so we’re all on the same page, at no point in her speech about Epstein did Melania say “my husband and I were never involved”, just “I was never involved.” That was… not on accident . 433104152043
Reposted by Carly *mumbles*Rachel W. Martin @rwmartin.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written and I think it’s important to credit our sources. 02526592
Reposted by Carly *mumbles*Arbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Don't taco Tuesday this shit. Millions of people spent the day wondering if they would get vaporized, and no one in our government stood up to him. Nothing cutesy about it. 722691504
Reposted by Carly *mumbles* Anita @anita1956.bsky.social · 28/02/2026I actually am unhinged enough to think it’s not out of the realm of possibility that he launches a war to distract from Epstein files and have a reason to declare a national emergency to suspend voting. It’s not as if lost lives matter to him. 893116472364
Reposted by Carly *mumbles*Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 06/02/2026 202555661
Carly *mumbles* @placeofold.bsky.social · 01/02/2026I cannot describe inner conflict between my desire to not be touched constantly, and my Smol's desire to lie on me to regulate. 110
Reposted by Carly *mumbles*Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Ah jesus fuck 2169993
Reposted by Carly *mumbles*Claire Connelly @claireconnelly.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Alright, I’m getting too worked up, I need sleep. Everything is so extremely stupid right now 1142
Reposted by Carly *mumbles*pantomime badger @lonetode.bsky.social · 21/01/2026cmon man I can only refresh Bluesky over and over so many times 011
Reposted by Carly *mumbles*Micah @rincewind.run · 21/01/2026“nobody is insider trading off his death so it almost certainly didn’t happen” really sums up the state of the world in 2026 huh 2177121476
Reposted by Carly *mumbles*Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 21/01/2026He needs It to not happen every second of every day, but we only need It to happen once 63118411
Reposted by Carly *mumbles*Patrick O'Doherty @patrickod.com · 21/01/2026anticipation is core part of us enjoying something so by engaging in all the jokes tonight we're investing in the big day. 1225
Reposted by Carly *mumbles*eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 21/01/2026there are plenty of reasons Air Force One would suddenly turn around. for example, they may have forgotten Kevin 1528199754
Reposted by Carly *mumbles*Rori! @roricomics.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗 12173664639
Reposted by Carly *mumbles*Daily Trix @dailytrix.bsky.social · 21/01/2026The excitement/hopefulness on Bluesky upon the initial reports of Air Force One turning around was probably nothing compared to what they felt in Davos. 312303287
Reposted by Carly *mumbles*ALVIRA, the BASTARD of the Dark 🇮🇪 🍉 @alkalinecollective.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Girl are you Air Force One because all of a sudden I'm extremely interested in you despite your issues 11277153
Reposted by Carly *mumbles*John Donegan @donegan.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Image reads: The percentage of child dead in the Ukrainian conflict is 0.3%. Zero point three per cent. The percentage of child dead in the Gaza conflict is 37.7%. Thirty seven point seven per cent. In a single statistic, there you have the difference between a war and a genocide. 155
Reposted by Carly *mumbles*Chris Morran @themorrancave.bsky.social · 18/11/2025NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House. By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiropropublica.orgThe White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal InvestigationFederal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate. 45377423963
Reposted by Carly *mumbles*Nomi 💫 2Pmedia enthusiast 🫐🍓 @nomifae.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Gossip buddies~✨💜 #HazbinHotelFanart #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelSeason2 #Alastor #HazbinHotelVelvette 232272755
Reposted by Carly *mumbles*Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Think about how the left told Biden, and then Kamala, that their campaign would 100% lose if they did the exact opposite of what Mamdani's would be. They literally plugged their ears and said shut the fuck up, and then she lost by doing the exact opposite, in every way on every issue, of Mamdani. 41492313
Reposted by Carly *mumbles*chelsea g. summers @chelseagsummers.bsky.social · 05/11/2025This morning, I'm enjoying a little democratic socialism with a slice of schadenfreude as a treat. 18610
Reposted by Carly *mumbles*Jonathan M. Katz @katz.theracket.news · 19/10/2025Not a shitpost: #NoKings is feel-good performative activism for comfortable mostly upper and upper middle class white folks and that’s good, actually. Millions of people in the streets protesting a fascist regime is good. It is good for the normie baseline to be massive displays of public dissent. 24382891161
Reposted by Carly *mumbles*onion person @junlper.beer · 24/09/2025the FBI doesn’t even try anymore 1735845757
Reposted by Carly *mumbles*Kate Averett @convergecollide.bsky.social · 23/09/2025A fun fact about me is that people riffing cleverly on the plums-in-the-icebox is my favorite thing on the entire internet. 2202
Reposted by Carly *mumbles*fox noises (spooky) @jjbbllkk.bsky.social · 20/09/2025What to do when a giant helping of seemingly terrible news about a terrible person suffering a terrible fate arrives at your doorstep in the form of a soup or stew. 311418
Reposted by Carly *mumbles*Catherine Prendergast @badtoss.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Just for fun, I'm going to give you some clips of the hate mail I got from being placed on Kirk's TPUSA Dangerous Professor list. Buckle up: 3428591241
Reposted by Carly *mumbles*Brandi Buchman @brandibuchman.bsky.social · 11/09/2025The question was: "was wondering if Charlie Kirk getting shot affects your position on campus carry? If gun control had been in play could the tragedy have been avoided?” www.huffpost.com/entry/randy-...huffpost.comReporter Suspended After Question About Charlie Kirk Enrages MAGA Congressman"I am repulsed that you would even think to ask," the Florida Republican told the journalist. 47776271
Reposted by Carly *mumbles*Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Who called it “becoming more conservative as you age” and not alt-rightzheimers 147379
Reposted by Carly *mumbles*Kate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Dear Americans, welcome to the thrilling game of ‘Did this dictator die or just disappear for a day?’ We’ve been playing it with Putin and Lukashenko for decades. Enjoy the suspense. 492236464180
Reposted by Carly *mumbles*Pammy @elliebeans.bsky.social · 30/08/2025I think he’s somewhere shedding his skin. 51714