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Carly *mumbles*

@placeofold.bsky.social
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She/her Wrangler of tiny humans all day long, . COVID cautious and still masking. Living on Kaurna country. Perpetually tired pigeon.

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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 12/07/2026
Unacceptable ways to mock Lindsey Graham in death: -"He was gay lol" Acceptable ways to mock Lindsey Graham in death: -Literally every other possible insult
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
lindsey graham died
miss piggy
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André Brett @drdrehistorian.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham won't see your post celebrating his death—but other ghouls making the world a worse place might, so hey go for it and post
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
RIP Lindsey Graham. You taught me it was okay to be a coward whose only skill is debasing myself until death for a tiny, ultimately illusionary crumb of power.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
“Verify your age” motherfucker it’s on Wikipedia
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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i think his death proves once and for all that Lindsey Graham was straight. no real gay would die during a new Madonna album release cycle
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John Skiles Skinner @skiles.blue · 12/07/2026
The only thing I'll remember about Lindsey Graham is his mistreatment of Dr Christine Blasey Ford. Acting apoplectic at nonsensical details because he knew the most powerful misogynist in the world was watching him. I've never seen a man debase and humiliate himself so much.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/07/2026
I was speaking with Mitch McConnell by phone for twenty minutes when he said, "hey, what's Lindsay Graham doing here?"
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Carly *mumbles* @placeofold.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
So turns out I was right, I CANT walk or put weight on my foot without a boot. A blanket in my foot is too much. This is going to be fun in the dead of winter!
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Carly *mumbles* @placeofold.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The last time I felt this twinge I couldnt bend my fair when I woke up...manifesting that it is NOT that again!!!
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Carly *mumbles* @placeofold.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
going on nearly 2 weeks of broken sleep and 2 days of less than 3 hours, and I am broken. So so tired.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Oh, yeah, that was the Obama Iran deal.
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Anti-Trumpism @forabettertomorrow.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
From a post: “Told my wife to have dinner ready by 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization. So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.”
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Libra on Fire 🔥 ⚖️ @libraonfire.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
. Just so we’re all on the same page, at no point in her speech about Epstein did Melania say “my husband and I were never involved”, just “I was never involved.” That was… not on accident .
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Rachel W. Martin @rwmartin.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written and I think it’s important to credit our sources.
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Arbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Don't taco Tuesday this shit. Millions of people spent the day wondering if they would get vaporized, and no one in our government stood up to him. Nothing cutesy about it.
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Anita @anita1956.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I actually am unhinged enough to think it’s not out of the realm of possibility that he launches a war to distract from Epstein files and have a reason to declare a national emergency to suspend voting. It’s not as if lost lives matter to him.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
A digital illustration of Skeletor as depicted in the 80s He-Man cartoon. For those unfamiliar he is a a blue man with a fantasy bodybuilder physique. He wears a cross-body harness with some little bones at the center and a matching purple hood that frames hood face which is somehow just a yellow skull. Here he is seen yelling up to the sky and shaking his little blue fists at the heavens. Cutting him off at mid-abs is some gleaming 3D lettering in the style of the Masters of the Universe logo that reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Carly *mumbles* @placeofold.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I cannot describe inner conflict between my desire to not be touched constantly, and my Smol's desire to lie on me to regulate.
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Ah jesus fuck
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Claire Connelly @claireconnelly.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Alright, I’m getting too worked up, I need sleep. Everything is so extremely stupid right now
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pantomime badger @lonetode.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
cmon man I can only refresh Bluesky over and over so many times
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/01/2026
“nobody is insider trading off his death so it almost certainly didn’t happen” really sums up the state of the world in 2026 huh
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 21/01/2026
He needs It to not happen every second of every day, but we only need It to happen once
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Patrick O'Doherty @patrickod.com · 21/01/2026
anticipation is core part of us enjoying something so by engaging in all the jokes tonight we're investing in the big day.
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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 21/01/2026
there are plenty of reasons Air Force One would suddenly turn around. for example, they may have forgotten Kevin
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Rori! @roricomics.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
comic:

when it happens I hope people ring bells and blow horns.

if I'm asleep I hope to be woken. I won't mind.

if I'm in traffic I hope to see revelers. If it causes a traffic jam I won't mind.

I don't want to exist a moment not knowing that it has happened.
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Daily Trix @dailytrix.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The excitement/hopefulness on Bluesky upon the initial reports of Air Force One turning around was probably nothing compared to what they felt in Davos.
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ALVIRA, the BASTARD of the Dark 🇮🇪 🍉 @alkalinecollective.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Girl are you Air Force One because all of a sudden I'm extremely interested in you despite your issues
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John Donegan @donegan.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Image reads: The percentage of child dead in the Ukrainian conflict is 0.3%. Zero point three per cent. The percentage of child dead in the Gaza conflict is 37.7%. Thirty seven point seven per cent. In a single statistic, there you have the difference between a war and a genocide.
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Chris Morran @themorrancave.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House. By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
propublica.org
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
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Nomi 💫 2Pmedia enthusiast 🫐🍓 @nomifae.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Gossip buddies~✨💜 #HazbinHotelFanart #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelSeason2 #Alastor #HazbinHotelVelvette
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Think about how the left told Biden, and then Kamala, that their campaign would 100% lose if they did the exact opposite of what Mamdani's would be. They literally plugged their ears and said shut the fuck up, and then she lost by doing the exact opposite, in every way on every issue, of Mamdani.
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chelsea g. summers @chelseagsummers.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
This morning, I'm enjoying a little democratic socialism with a slice of schadenfreude as a treat.
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Jonathan M. Katz @katz.theracket.news · 19/10/2025
Not a shitpost: #NoKings is feel-good performative activism for comfortable mostly upper and upper middle class white folks and that’s good, actually. Millions of people in the streets protesting a fascist regime is good. It is good for the normie baseline to be massive displays of public dissent.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/09/2025
the FBI doesn’t even try anymore
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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Kate Averett @convergecollide.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
A fun fact about me is that people riffing cleverly on the plums-in-the-icebox is my favorite thing on the entire internet.
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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fox noises (spooky) @jjbbllkk.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
What to do when a giant helping of seemingly terrible news about a terrible person suffering a terrible fate arrives at your doorstep in the form of a soup or stew.
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Catherine Prendergast @badtoss.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Just for fun, I'm going to give you some clips of the hate mail I got from being placed on Kirk's TPUSA Dangerous Professor list. Buckle up:
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Brandi Buchman @brandibuchman.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The question was: "was wondering if Charlie Kirk getting shot affects your position on campus carry? If gun control had been in play could the tragedy have been avoided?” www.huffpost.com/entry/randy-...
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Reporter Suspended After Question About Charlie Kirk Enrages MAGA Congressman
"I am repulsed that you would even think to ask," the Florida Republican told the journalist.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Who called it “becoming more conservative as you age” and not alt-rightzheimers
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Rudely Van Gelder @rudelyvangelder.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Closeup photo of a computer keyboard’s F4, F5 anf F6 keys, with the F5 [Refresh] key cracked and broken from overuse.
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Kate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Dear Americans, welcome to the thrilling game of ‘Did this dictator die or just disappear for a day?’ We’ve been playing it with Putin and Lukashenko for decades. Enjoy the suspense.
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Pammy @elliebeans.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I think he’s somewhere shedding his skin.
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