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your normal internet things enjoyer. i like gay and music nerd stuff.
your normal internet things enjoyer. i like gay and music nerd stuff.
![Disco Elysium screenshot, wherein I am extremely rude to Harry (who I would... maybe?... date? but it isn't his looks it's more that he's self-destructive and also wearing piss-stained trousers)
Dialog as follows:
MIRROR - What are you doing with your die, why is your shirt hanging open like laundry on the line...
What does it even *mean*? What is the message you're trying to convey?
YOU - I'm twenty years old. My breasts are juicy and succulent. I am a god damn verdant field waiting to be ploughed, in a *tired 5 acres and an aging mule* kind of way. I possess a certain charm.
MIRROR - That might have been true thirty years ago, but the plot is fallow and the farmer left you for a larger, newer, factory-owned operation.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Impossible: Failure] - It's too late. Like an illuminated masterpiece by the modern master Thomas Kinkade, your value isn't what it used to be. You're dusty, poorly framed, and have lost the fleeting, almost quixotic appeal you had in the 90's.
The jugs have been milked, and you're no dairy maid. You're the mule.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:di3xrpx4l3bsgmktdirfsxcv/bafkreifdv2xdx4422h4qp33def6vnxlhe7x2wevq73k2yzo2wkidapmpwu)
