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Nova999999

@nova999999.bsky.social
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He/Him Most prolific ice cream consumer anyone knows If you don't like how I advocate feel free to eliminate all the reasons why I'm advocating and I'll stop

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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Helped an extremely high gentleman find his phone laying in the middle of the Wood Dale Metra commuter lot. He has since dropped his phone 3 times. Guess it's my job to make sure 1. He doesn't accidentally step in front of the train. 2. Takes his phone with him.
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The very intelligent people at USPS routed my package from California to Honolulu
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
They really out here making movies specifically for me. Anybody wanna guess what the movie is?
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
RIP me😭
Hello Team,


As (redacted company name) continues to grow, we are having more interaction with Customers, Vendors, and other Business Partners, including both scheduled and unscheduled visits to the facility.

 

With that in mind, we would like to maintain a business casual standard for office staff. The goal is not to create a formal dress environment, but simply to make sure our appearance reflects the professionalism of (redacted company name) and the customers we serve.

 

Jeans are welcome as part of business casual attire when paired with a more polished top or shirt. Examples may include collared shirts, polos, oxfords, sweaters, blouses, knit tops, or cardigans.

 

More casual items such as T-shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies, athletic wear, ripped jeans, tank tops, and crop tops would not be considered business casual for the office.

 

These examples are intended as general guidance rather than a strict list. We want everyone to be comfortable while also being ready to represent (redacted company name) well whenever customers, vendors, or visitors are onsite.

 

Thank you for your attention and cooperation.
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Having to go and update all of my email templates from accountant to controller is such a pain in the ass smh. Don't ever get promoted
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I've successfully negotiated someone else's dream office for myself in the new location. Negotiations happened with zero input from me just the two companies fighting over who I end up sitting next to. I'm also getting a 5 figure raise once I finally move. (2ish weeks)
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Henderson the Purple Rain King @ericksoen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Honorary @nova999999.bsky.social post (who I’m pretty sure I saw bombing through Oak Park on his blue Trek this evening…) He was going fast enough I’m sure it will generate a few FB outrage posts about the dangers of e-bikes (in spite of the fact that he rides acoustic).
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
2.5 weeks worth of AP entries in 2 hours. I'm working miracles out here and yet still behind. New clerk starts on Monday though so we're almost there.
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Picked out the correct invoice from a possible 20 on the first try😎
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Unmarked squad car with a thin blue line and Punisher decal. Cops are so intelligent
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Y'all need to stop listening to music so loud they be overcranking the volume at the movies to compensate for your shitty hearing.
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Knocked out 2 weeks worth of AP entries in 2 hours damn I'm good
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Our biggest customer asked our sales director for new promise dates on a few part numbers. Everyone in production control/planning was out at a wake for our coworker's wife so I was free to come up with dates without their usual waffling. Customer asks director how confident he is in the dates 1/2
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
My first screwup under new ownership was taking out the bulbs in an overhead light whilst operating the forklift. In my defense my spotter told me to lift the forks higher lol
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Successfully whittled down a 120,000 line data set to just the 1,300 ish that met all of my conditions and it took me under an hour to figure out how to do it
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Haha broke
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
If you don't celebrate some of the most evil Republicans dying you simply don't have what it takes
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Holy fuck what a braindead move by Embolo
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Chicago, Bike Grid Now! @bikegridnow.org · 10/07/2026
One of our marshals had their bike stolen at Leavitt/Cermak today. The bike says "scourer" and has cork handles; it's one of a kind. They have a small reward if you find it or the kindness of your heart will do. Throw a lock on it + get in touch with us somehow and we'll get it back to them.
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
If we pretend I'm working 40 hours a week my hourly rate is now higher than my OT rate was last year which is wild to think about.
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Remembered to cancel my membership before I got charged for another year I'm getting better at this whole being an adult thing lol
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
That was the greatest hatewatch of my life. Even better than watching Brazil lose 7-1. All that just to get humiliated by Belgium's B team.
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Panel 23 I am fucked
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
In a bit of incredibly bad luck for me they are requiring R-W to show up in person today so I drew the short-end of the standby juror stick
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Work update: I'm getting fucked in positions I didn't know existed.
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Well he's been dead since 2020 so no wonder you're not getting paid.
Email from me to a vendor: Good morning, I was informed that we owe payment for the below but I don't have a record of ever receiving these.
Can you advise as to how they were sent out and also provide me with copies. 
If you accept payment via ACH please provide me with those details so we can get payment out quicker.

Thank you,

Response from the vendor: All invoices are being sent to the provided contact at vince.redacted
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
What's this about elites eating shrimp?
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Curaçao scored as soon as I turned on the game you're welcome everybody.
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I am not one of those idiot leftists who start spouting about jury nullification because they're too lazy to do their civic and moral duty. Not getting selected accomplishes nothing. Getting selected means you have the chance to help make sure the defendant is treated fairly.
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
No fewer than 4 of my siblings have texted me to let me know a jury summons arrived in the mail for me. It was a good 10 year run without.
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Donate a dollar for every time you've heard me respond to a honking driver by yelling that yes I know they like my ass
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Chicago, Bike Grid Now! @bikegridnow.org · 09/06/2026
Thank you so much for coming out to our Jam and eie-in last night. It warms our hearts to see our community together. Please give it up for our BGN marshals, @femnthembikechi.bsky.social, @chicagobikesox.com for keeping us safe and moving. All photos by @viktorkoves.com
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The hardest people to marshal tonight were the fucking cops. A few were alright but so many just plain disrespectful. They clearly despise this city and the people in it.
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Hate that there was a reason for it to happen but love seeing the #bikeChi come together like it did tonight. So many people we stretched across at least 8 blocks while riding. And the amount of marshals we had between @bikegridnow.org and @femnthembikechi.bsky.social So many amazing people. 1/2
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Tomorrow I get to interview two candidates for somebody else's department this should be interesting.
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
One of the best things about bikes is just how consistent travel times are. Adjusted my route slightly on the return trip so the time was shorter but same average speed. Even though there was more traffic made no difference to me because I'm not one of the dumbfucks in a car.
My Strava activity beginning at 2:25PM in Melrose Park, Illinois.
I covered 10.27 miles in 35 minutes and 14 seconds. My Strava activity starting at 3:20PM in Wood Dale, Illinois. I covered 10.23 miles in 34 minutes and 59 seconds.
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This accounting shit is easy. Only missed 1 thing for each of our two bank accounts closing the 1st quarter and it took me less than 10 minutes to find both. It might get harder once I'm not doing every single entry because who's going to be perfect like me but we'll see.
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Another nearly 15 hour day but I got another cash bonus and I got to fool around with the forklift so it ain't all bad. Really cementing my reputation as the makes things happen guy.
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
My first hire is up and running beautifully only had to show him a couple of things. Big W.
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Conducted my first interview and made my first hire today this management shit is easy smh.
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
All my beefs are explicable.
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Accidentally became important at work and now I'm being told I'm going to be VP within the next few years.
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I don't sport bet because 1. It's dumb 2. I don't have money I don't need like that But... my boss does and I'm killing it so far on telling him what to go with. My latest puck knowledge masterclass was telling him to pick the Ducks to win their series halfway through Game 2
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Learned today that my sister who is a high school teacher uses me an example of how you can be pretty successful without necessarily getting a degree. Which of course feels cool but idk that I'm an example that's particularly applicable to even the average AP student.
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
One of my sisters is running a quitter's (half) marathon in June so she's asking me about gels amd fueling and such
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Dang haven't seen a ratio on Nextdoor before

A post on Nextdoor by:
Kaitlin OShanna
Bucktown North 5days ago

Anyone else excited a local south side business
owner is running for mayor of Chicago? why is this not on main stream media? They call her the "Wonder Woman" of Chicago.
29 likes 75 replies
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Received my first ever subpoena how exciting
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
In my temporary HR role I get to send vague emails inviting people for a quick chat
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Given ny new financial situation I'm feeling a lot more confident about being able to move to the city next year. The state of the market was pretty scary(so let's build ffs)
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Nova999999 @nova999999.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Just got another raise on top of what I already got when I signed on. So in total my salary has gone up 31.41% since October, my 401k match has doubled, my insurance is 40% cheaper premium wise and 9x cheaper on the deductible. And I'm in line for a bunch of bonuses and profit sharing eventually 1/2
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