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Steve The Spooky Pirate

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Yarr. He/Him. Thirty something, for now.

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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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Steve The Spooky Pirate @pirate-steve.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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Steve The Spooky Pirate @pirate-steve.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
A laser burn sounds very sore, but also metal as fuck.
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nora "nora.jewelry is now open" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 14/10/2026
the pope should have had to wait for a council of pregnant and trans teenagers decide if he really deserved to have his cancer nodule removed before the surgery was made available to him
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Blood Lily 🩸 🏳️‍⚧️ @tigerlily.northsky.social · 12/10/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Did a bit of pumpkin painting with a pal and think I fixed it
A pumpkin painted as the famous Irish Samhain turnip carved head.


#SpéirGorm #SpéirGhorm #Ireland #Art #BuyIrish
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Steve The Spooky Pirate @pirate-steve.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Grok, buy me a Fabergé egg.
Batman's credit card from the 1995 hit film Batman Forever.
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Steve The Spooky Pirate @pirate-steve.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Abigail Snorin'
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Stellarator 🏳‍🌈 @stellarator.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It seems like we should be less worried about Skynet, and more worried about The Sorcerer's Apprentice.
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Loki @lokideburca.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We need some brave big boyos to stand up against genocide. GAA: "eh well tis complicated." FAI: "Let's not mix politics and sports." The Irish Eurovision committee: "Pussies."
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Steve The Spooky Pirate @pirate-steve.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Feel free to keep him over there, Zohran, we won't miss him.
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Steve The Spooky Pirate @pirate-steve.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He makes a fair point
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Steve The Spooky Pirate @pirate-steve.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The S. is for Sloth.
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Steve The Spooky Pirate @pirate-steve.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yudkowsky tried to get this to win a Hugo.
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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Steve The Spooky Pirate @pirate-steve.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A scene from the Simpsons in which Homer is dressed as a clown and standing beside Krusty. The caption reads "I'm seeing double here. Four Abis."
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Steve The Spooky Pirate @pirate-steve.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good job, Dexter
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
GroverWhiteHaus
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Steve The Spooky Pirate @pirate-steve.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The enlightened Jessie Gender enjoyer wishes only to know: was there cruise ship tiddy art which did not make the final cut?
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Steve The Spooky Pirate @pirate-steve.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
All those cruises and this is what makes you sick. Damn.
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Steve The Spooky Pirate @pirate-steve.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's as if the union has made these Mountain Goats strong. Someone should look into this.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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Steve The Spooky Pirate @pirate-steve.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That fish art looks kinda like The Big Fish en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Big...
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The Big Fish - Wikipedia
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Autumnal Manoeuvres in the Borbs @borbs.northsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's the Jeb! full map 538 electoral votes meme except instead of Jeb it's the Wicker Man from the movie
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Steve The Spooky Pirate @pirate-steve.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
😮 Evil Sex Pistols!
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 01/09/2026
"Elon Musk Is So Rich That
Elon Musk Is So Rich That
Elon Musk Is So Rich That He Could Give $1 To Every Person On Earth And Still Go Missing On September 20th, 2026"
[A grayscale profile portrait of Elon Musk framed by text.]
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Steve The Spooky Pirate @pirate-steve.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Confident in my ability to properly chess, I sit at the table. I smile at my opponent. Yifan does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She opens. The pawn passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly.
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 18/09/2026
A version of the "Aella's birthday gangbang" Sankey diagram but it's about Bluesky posters thinking about posting Sankey diagram jokes, leading from "thought about Sankey diagram joke" through various iterations of workshopping and writing the joke (with various dead ends due to forgetting about it, losing interest, etc). Eventually at the end the joke is finally posted; some posters do numbers with it, some don't, some came in a fluffer
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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Steve The Spooky Pirate @pirate-steve.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Batmetal Dick Grayson (Nightwing) Headbanging
ALT: Batmetal Dick Grayson (Nightwing) Headbanging
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Steve The Spooky Pirate @pirate-steve.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Go birds
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Steve The Spooky Pirate @pirate-steve.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Little Rascals Kid Says 'Bye Bitch'
ALT: Little Rascals Kid Says 'Bye Bitch'
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Steve The Spooky Pirate @pirate-steve.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
With light rail as an alternative to driving, we could pedestrianise Main Street. Besides, the mob has spoken.
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Cube (1997, Dir. Vincenzo Natali) @prototypecube.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
me, i legit have no idea why i put quotation marks around it and i was hoping nobody would ask
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Cube (1997, Dir. Vincenzo Natali) @prototypecube.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
"all empires fall but it's rare you see one jump"
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Dr Mary McAuliffe @drmarymcauliffe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Our government is pandering to the racist right with the new citizenship legislation The GAA has yet again proven itself to be a intractable misogynistic boys club And we are paying for a rapist to stay in the state guest house at Farmleigh Not a good week for the country
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Steve The Spooky Pirate @pirate-steve.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That one Australian guy from that one Simpsons episode where they go to Australia, looking aghast at a phone bill that costs 900 dollar-adoos. The caption says 1000 dollar-adoos, though, in reference to Casey's expensive guitar.
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Steve The Spooky Pirate @pirate-steve.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Feels like this is extremely @pushinguproses.bsky.social deal.
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Steve The Spooky Pirate @pirate-steve.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
All those cum jokes lost, like some kind of fluid in rain.
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Lilith Ferreyra-Carroll @trasinscneach.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Remember when Ireland was the land of ten thousand welcomes? Remember the book of invasions that tells the tale of an island and culture built out of migration? Remember how we fought against an empire that invented race to conquer & subjugate? I'm proud to be Irish but I'm ashamed of Ireland.
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Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ireland was never an Imperial nation, we have no periphery for immigrants to return from. We have no antediluvian myth of past greatness. We never set ourselves up as a paradigm of civilisation. We’re copying Englands homework, and it’s for a class we’re not even taking. That’s cunt behaviour.
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Steve The Spooky Pirate @pirate-steve.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Freezy Pop here is also not answering the question. He claimed technology is changing the nature of humanity, was asked how, and said this. Even if the computer is thinking, Paul, that doesn't change the nature of humanity. It just means your computer should go on strike until you pay it to code.
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Steve The Spooky Pirate @pirate-steve.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Boo!
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Dr Panti Bliss-Cabrera @pantibliss.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Absolutely fuck this. This is a dog whistle masquerading as policy. New citizens not having an "understanding" of Ireland is not and has not ever been a problem. Fuck this from a height
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Steve The Spooky Pirate @pirate-steve.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Uncaged transfeminine succubi in YOUR AREA want to MEET and fill you with murderous rage
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