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Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 11m

Sci-fi themed smooth jazz musician named Kenny Gesserit send skeet

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Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 19h

🎶 and if a huge enormous butt Squashes both of us To die by your thighs Well the pleasure the privilege is mine 🎶

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Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 20h

Sitting in the park, getting high with a pretty girl and trying to remember how to play the twin peaks theme to impress her God I love being a 40 year old teenager!

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Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Like, these last 18 years have been 2008 Financial Crash into Austerity into Brexit into Covid and none of it ever actually ended, and theres still no money for anything except AI and hunting trannies for sport and its just like … statistically SOMETHING good has to happen, even by accident, right?

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Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I was 22 during the last crash, I turn 40 tomorrow. At no time during that period have I ever thought “phew, thank god THATS over”

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Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Gonna start calling any guitarist better than me a youngshit talentoid

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Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

BHUEL! Culchie Dans a major player in the culchie scene, he goes to the 6 counties drinks and gets mean

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Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Funny. I also have quite a lot of controversial opinions and yet have never been fired for any of them, due to this one weird trick I learned called Shutting The Fuck Up

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Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Can’t stand gay British TikTokers who were blatantly raised on Drag Race Reopen the schools! Teach Polari as a second language! Get Dave on the line, we need to Ludovico these bastards with Lily Savage specials and old episodes of Are You Being Served until we rid ourselves of this scourge

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Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Seeing this rocketed me back to an old BBC sketch called Gay Daleks that is about as respectful as you would imagine

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Fee? Ahh! @fiadhtvoluntastua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Shirt idea: If terrorism worked, they'd make it illegal.

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Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Also, passing this off as just Sinn Féin getting bored when Garvaghy Road has been a major point of contention for at least as long as I’ve been alive

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PJ Harvey Dent @bsakat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The "Average guitarist knows between 15 and 30 chords" factoid is actually just statistical error. Ths average guitarist knows three chords. Guitar Georg, who knows all the chords, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

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Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If I have learned anything from my time in AA it’s that the hardest pills to swallow are: 1) You are not Gods most punished soldier 2) there is no such thing as a unique experience I cannot tell you what that relief feels like when you finally learn to let those thoughts go, but it is beautiful

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Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

*bing bong* Attention please customers, we will begin pumping poison gas into the vents in 5 minutes, please finalise your purchases and make your way towards the self scan checkouts *bing bong*

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Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Credibly threatening to quit is low key goated when being left the fuck alone for the rest of the day is the vibe

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

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Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Beautiful women LOVE nothing more than to diagnose me with new and interesting maladies every time we hang out

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Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If you were my girlfriend I’d put you in a biiiiiig fishbowl so that I could bother you whenever I wanted by tapping on the glass

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Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The hardest part of being a drummer is working out when to take your shirt off

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Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Last night was a dream! (All my teeth fell out at my school reunion, and also I wasn’t wearing pants)

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Hierophant Shelley B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Two eurorack girls go round the same patch round the same patch round the same patch

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Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Polyamorous Italian-Americans, call that a gabacule

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Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

MFW @gritsmctits.bsky.social played Home by LCD Soundsystem at my best friends’ wedding, 2 weeks before my 40th birthday Absolutely diabolical choice!

Screenshot of some kid absolutely losing his shit in the audience for LCD Soundsystems “final” show at MSQ

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Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Presently WomanMaxxing* * doing my eyeliner on the bus while late to my friends wedding

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Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Not to hit the big “Was It All For This” button, but Palestine has gotta be one of the biggest, most obvious gulfs between Ireland and her people Like, there’s no realpolitik or budgetary constraints or bureaucratic reason not to deliver a strongly worded “ah lads …” and they still won’t

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Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Oh my god I am actually going to bomb the headquarters of RekordBox Just woooooooooork you motherfuckeeeeeer

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Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

They’re hooking me up to a car battery tomorrow Apparently calling the supreme leader “a little bitch” Isa “Major oopsie whoopsie” and requires a mandatory vacation in a secret government re-education camp Pffft. Whatevs. Sounds like little bitch behaviour to me anyway

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Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

🎶 Streeeet Caroline 🎶 💥Brap 💥Brap 💥Braaaaaaaap

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Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

But what if I don’t WANT the vibes at work to be wack? What if they were instead gnarly and chill, and also in my favour? Makes you think

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Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Aw dang, they sell birth control for robot girls now!

A packet of Energiser hearing Aid batteries, arranged in a circl like some styles of birth control dispensers.well, I thought it was funny

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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Your Feeld likes have all abandoned you GI

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Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Wait, I look like THIS!?! And you’re all being NORMAL around me? Damn, I’d die.

White woman with a Bob taking a selfie in a mirror. Her jeans are pulled down enough you can see her full underwear and she’s lifting up a faded black T-shirt to show her belly button

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Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Ireland was never an Imperial nation, we have no periphery for immigrants to return from. We have no antediluvian myth of past greatness. We never set ourselves up as a paradigm of civilisation. We’re copying Englands homework, and it’s for a class we’re not even taking. That’s cunt behaviour.

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 07/09/2026

fucked up that nigel farage is a brexiteer and pro-crypto. makes it hard to criticize him, what with him being eurodivergent and a miner

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Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Ziggy Stardust was actually named after his Grandfather, Sigmund Zarduč, who emigrated from a small town called Mórs in the then Austria-Hungarian Empire to New York in 1892

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⋏⟒⎍⎐⊑⟒ (Neuvhe) @digitanuki.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

There is one truly universal lesbian experience: kissing your girlfriend, then looking at her and saying "hi" and giggling.

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Fee? Ahh! @fiadhtvoluntastua.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Great messaging in Coyote Vs Acme. The courts will fail you, the parliaments will fail you, but love, love never fails, and never ever stop trying with the Shinzo Abe Doohickeys.

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Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I get that she’s the hometown hero and all, but if I wanted to see a Bray woman get into a fist fight tonight Id just go to the seafront, personally

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Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

It’s a 10am start on a Saturday in Big Tesco, so the shop is mostly Mums with messy buns and enormous coffees Hell yeah

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4KitSake 🎃 @4kitsake.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Pussy's Too Tight (To Mention) by Simply Bred

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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Please enjoy this collection of vintage mirrored coke trays I found on eBay as part of an insane estate sale 12 years ago and just remembered existed

A mirrored tray with art of Mighty Mouse holding a huge vial of cocaine and winking while saying “HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY”

A mirrored tray with art of Mickey Mouse saying “LAY IT OUT!”

A mirrored tray with art of Archie, Veronica, and Jughead. Veronica and Jughead are walking away while Archie says “BUT RONNIE I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO PROM” and Veronica says “SORRY ARCHIE, BUT JUGHEAD GOT THE BLOW”

A mirrored tray with an extremely off model Jiminy Cricket marching off and saying “IF THERE IS NO BLOW …… THEN I SHALL GO!”

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Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

They should call me the Small Faces the way I’m trying to make that It/She cooch bark

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Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

*Trying to flirt with the synthesiser baddie* So, is there an Mr20?

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

brb reducing my personal experience to shareable anecdotes, compressing my inner thoughts to a serious of true observations which are capable of becoming a quirky character trait

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Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

God damn it, Dog surgery just wrote a hardcore song and now I have to finally learn how to play a D Beat Fuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Someone on this bus smells AMAZING. Fully apple shampoo maxxxing. Trying not to look like a freak but it’s hard.

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Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Colm looks like he’s about to clock in for another normal, uneventful day at his job driving the President through good old Dallas, Texas

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