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Chris

@phuzion.bsky.social
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IT manager, geek, music games. He/him.

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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 29/09/2026
travis listening to Cleveland like
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Michael Scott's Nervous Cringe Moment
Alt: Michael Scott's Nervous Cringe Moment
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GEFILTE PHISHING
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Dizzy Dragon - Topic @her.toy.cybernetic.gay · 04/11/2025
Chell never talks back to GLaDOS because she's putting everything into trying not to cum from being bullied.
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
ICYMI: Workers of the Wikimedia Foundation, the 501(c)3 that runs Wikipedia and other websites, overwhelmingly voted in favor of unionization in the US. Final vote stats: Eligible voters: 213 Ballots cast: 172 Votes for: 158 Votes against: 14
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Greetings from Preikestolen Base Camp!
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Holy shit Europe has invented something even cooler than 2 pant. Introducing THREE PANT
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
obligatory related reshare www.theawl.com/2016/03/the-...
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The Vast Bay Leaf Conspiracy
by Kelly Conaboy Maybe you’ve had this experience: You throw a bay leaf into a broth, and it doesn’t do anything. Then you throw the rest of the bay leaves you bought into the broth, too, because you...
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Yes, that’s usually how many of them there are.
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The King of Norway passed away this morning.
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Greetings from Norway!
Photo of a half-full 0,33L glass of beer, with the can next to it. The can reads “Handcrafted Spitsbergen IPA” and is brewed by Svalbard Bryggeri. In the background is a book titled Den Norske Ølboka (“The Norwegian Beer Book”)
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Opinion poll: You’re out at a bar. There is a clearly posted sign that states “Tabs left open at the end of the night will be closed with 20% gratuity.” You were going to tip 20% anyways. Is it ok to walk out and let them close the tab at the end of the night or should you close out?
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
When your Sims try to fuck and it goes horribly wrong.
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caldenza @caldenza.gg · 31/07/2026
www.gofundme.com/f/fund-expen... Hey! We have the last Aerosmith: Quest For Fame in the world. We're trying to crowdfund to cover the expenses to preserve it. This is a unique piece of rhythm game history, and we plan to place it in a public arcade! Any support would be wildly appreciated!
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Finally getting around to watching the WWDC keynote, and I am reminded of two things I strongly dislike about Apple’s presentations: Everything is ADR’d, and the really weird body language that every presenter seems to have.
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Wikipedia editors: IYKYK
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Repost the Leather Dachshund from Seattle Pride 1991 to be blessed this Pride Month!
A wee Dachshund dog, wearing the finest leather daddy outfit, walking with their owner during a Pride parade in Seattle in 1991.
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Actual neat "technology is great" moment. I have Outlook installed on my iPad. Needed a verification code for a website which was emailed to me. In my peripheral vision, I saw the notification pop up without content. I glanced at the iPad, and FaceID kicked in and revealed the verification code.
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Advertisers: we collect all of this information about you so we can tailor ads to you. Also advertisers: we are going to incessantly advertise to you the ISP you just switched to a month ago.
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Fuck OpenTable. I used them ONCE this week to reserve a table. How many mailing lists did they sign me up for? EIGHT.
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
ran out of crustaceans? krill issue
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
At a local restaurant right now and I am extremely tempted to do something very funny.
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Tynan @tynansdtm.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
For the three other people that will find this funny.
What appears to be an in-game screenshot from Morrowind (2002) in a first-person perspective. A low-polygon man with long hair, a black band T-shirt that says "Tool" and blue jeans squats in a river in the rain. At the top of the screen is the subtitles "No. The frequencies hit different in here." At the bottom of the screen is the quest dialogue "Objective failed: Convince Tool fan to leave the water (0/1)." Behind the man are massive leafy trees and mushrooms, and a flying pterodactyl creature. The river fades into the foggy distance. Also at the bottom of the screen, slightly cropped out are the standard HUD elements: the health, magicka, and stamina bars, the equipped item slot (currently empty) and the player character's raised gloved right hand.
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 artists you’ve seen live: The Fall of Troy (literally at the show rn) Foo Fighters Naomi Maeda Tool Nine Inch Nails Psychostick Incubus A Day to Remember Linkin Park Deftones
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
It’s almost time to see The Fall of Troy for the first time in 18 years.
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I’m at a post hardcore show, and I am likely in the oldest 5% of people in the crowd.
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Anyone want @barru.wtf feet pics? I'll make you a good deal.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 18/05/2026
Speedrun xkcd.com/3246/
Comic. [Person 1 sitting at desk typing on laptop while Person 2 with shoulder-length hair stands behind.] PERSON 1: Aw man, speedrun.com removed my world record just because I listened to lateralus and ænima to get in the flow. PERSON 2: Oh, a copyright thing? PERSON 1: No, they don’t allow tool-assisted speedruns.
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Damn, this Eurovision song winner is a bop. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJVm...
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SKRILLEX - Bangarang feat. Sirah [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by Skrillex
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Put a Keurig into a Suzuki Cappuccino. Call that a Kei Car full of Kei Cups.
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kalu 🐶🌱 @kalu.sadboysanime.club · 11/05/2026
happy get day youtu.be/4pb9mqg7vNk?...
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dj nagureo - 5.1.1 (HQ)
YouTube video by DDRSongs
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OhioDDR @ohioddr.com · 10/05/2026
An important update on ROOTS26
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ROOTS26, held July 10-12, has been cancelled.

This event was a first for our organization. At other events such as Mistake on the Lake or Whiteout, parties and side events are just that - meant to take place on the side and not distract from the main attraction of a competitive event. While our intentions to change what’s put at the forefront were to positively highlight our community connections, it has proven to be unfeasible right now. Our signups were not enough to meet baseline operational costs, and we cannot rely on door sales. Our venues require 8-week deposits which we were unable to produce. We also understand this is also a direct result of the increased cost of travel and general living expenses.

This was not a decision that was made lightly. Our admin team exhausted all possible options, but we all came to the same conclusion. All passes, shirts, and tips will be refunded in full to the card used for purchase 24 hours after this announcement. If you need to use a different refund method, please use this window to reach out to us and we’re happy to set something up.

We want to continue to focus on our roots and encourage you to use any time or resources set aside to support our peers in the community.  We will be opening a channel in our Discord for continued community promotion, providing a one-stop place for announcements and updates on local events. More information on the following events will be forwarded to that space.

For everyone who registered, volunteered, or were slated to provide on Friday, you have my deepest thanks for trusting us with your time. We know this community is the direct result of immense passion and countless unpaid exhaustive hours poured into cultivating a space where everyone feels welcome. Thank you for your support. We will see you at our next event when the time is right.
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Stonewall National Monument.
Photo of a few white statues in a park. Two men are standing, and sitting on a bench behind them are two women. The statues are in Stonewall National Monument in New York.
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I'm in NYC for a software training workshop. There's a woman who came to this class without a computer. A software training class. Hands on with the software. No computer.
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kiwi @evillittlekiwi.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Finley says "rights for *everyone* RIGHT MEOW!" #catsofbluesky #humanrights #persiancat
A photo of a fat white Persian cat sitting on a blue and white striped lawn chair with a pride flag in the background
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jenn 🤍🪽 @jennahveer.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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much like your posting @mlyp.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
pouring one out for a homie. Thank you, Jeeves.
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OhioDDR @ohioddr.com · 02/05/2026
🗣️📢 24 hours until the advanced signup period for ROOTS26 ends!! Signing up in this period ensures your spot in the Saturday tournaments and keeps you off the waitlist. We're reaching out to vendors next week, too; now is your best chance to hop aboard. Don't miss out!
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OhioDDR @ohioddr.com · 26/04/2026
Signups for ROOTS26 events, volunteering, vending, performing, and merch are ALL LIVE! Check out our links below 👇 Buy a badge and tank top: pci.jotform.com/form/2609953... Vend, volunteer, or provide: form.jotform.com/260984494864... Thank you for your support! 🦎🏖️
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Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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A They Can Talk comic. Two cats, looking at someone walking by with a broken leg. "I can't believe it", one cat says turning towards the other. "He actually did it  he actually turned his leg into a scratching post"
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EvilDave @evildave.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
This is a US Konami employee asking for Bemani players to take a survey. National/international tournaments with official e-amuse support mentioning The Big Deal, Ohio DDR, and Project Storm are specifically mentioned on the survey. Survey link in comments. x.com/KwangJaeLee/...
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Damn, Philadelphia is castrating AI users and hanging their testicles near bridges. youtu.be/4EvTVWT9ZS4
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More ‘clanker' balls installed on Delaware roads
YouTube video by NBC10 Philadelphia
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
The venn diagram of folks that require zero explanation to get 100% of this joke is like 6 people globally lol.
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Tykuma 🐻⛅ @tykuma.gay · 30/03/2026
One of the joys of being ham licensed is that I get jokes like this (shout-out to @phuzion.bsky.social)
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Nick 🇺🇦 @thehakku.tv · 29/03/2026
Twitch was better when it was justin tv sorry
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Best railcar graffiti I've ever seen
nine inch nails pretty freight machine
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OhioDDR @ohioddr.com · 20/03/2026
THIS SUMMER! OhioDDR will be hosting ROOTS26: a celebration of the people within our community who create a safe and welcoming space for building up every player. We're going back to our roots, offering social-focused community events all weekend, friendly for players of all experience levels.
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tokyo chainsaw @roxpost.ing · 19/03/2026
john fetishman. he likes shibari and putting very expensive things in his gaping man holes
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