Reposted by ChrisRemember the LMAO @ass.golf · 29/09/2026travis listening to Cleveland likestatic.klipy.comMichael Scott's Nervous Cringe MomentAlt: Michael Scott's Nervous Cringe Moment 0342
Reposted by ChrisCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons 246242535638
Reposted by ChrisDizzy Dragon - Topic @her.toy.cybernetic.gay · 04/11/2025Chell never talks back to GLaDOS because she's putting everything into trying not to cum from being bullied. 02810
Reposted by ChrisGoodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts. 895483548
Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 04/09/2026ICYMI: Workers of the Wikimedia Foundation, the 501(c)3 that runs Wikipedia and other websites, overwhelmingly voted in favor of unionization in the US. Final vote stats: Eligible voters: 213 Ballots cast: 172 Votes for: 158 Votes against: 14 190
Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Holy shit Europe has invented something even cooler than 2 pant. Introducing THREE PANT 040
Reposted by ChrisJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/08/2026obligatory related reshare www.theawl.com/2016/03/the-...theawl.comThe Vast Bay Leaf Conspiracyby Kelly Conaboy Maybe you’ve had this experience: You throw a bay leaf into a broth, and it doesn’t do anything. Then you throw the rest of the bay leaves you bought into the broth, too, because you... 7484
Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Opinion poll: You’re out at a bar. There is a clearly posted sign that states “Tabs left open at the end of the night will be closed with 20% gratuity.” You were going to tip 20% anyways. Is it ok to walk out and let them close the tab at the end of the night or should you close out? 320
Reposted by Chriscaldenza @caldenza.gg · 31/07/2026www.gofundme.com/f/fund-expen... Hey! We have the last Aerosmith: Quest For Fame in the world. We're trying to crowdfund to cover the expenses to preserve it. This is a unique piece of rhythm game history, and we plan to place it in a public arcade! Any support would be wildly appreciated! 513983
Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Finally getting around to watching the WWDC keynote, and I am reminded of two things I strongly dislike about Apple’s presentations: Everything is ADR’d, and the really weird body language that every presenter seems to have. 020
Reposted by Chris🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Repost the Leather Dachshund from Seattle Pride 1991 to be blessed this Pride Month! 257312843
Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Actual neat "technology is great" moment. I have Outlook installed on my iPad. Needed a verification code for a website which was emailed to me. In my peripheral vision, I saw the notification pop up without content. I glanced at the iPad, and FaceID kicked in and revealed the verification code. 020
Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Advertisers: we collect all of this information about you so we can tailor ads to you. Also advertisers: we are going to incessantly advertise to you the ISP you just switched to a month ago. 020
Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Fuck OpenTable. I used them ONCE this week to reserve a table. How many mailing lists did they sign me up for? EIGHT. 060
Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 24/05/2026At a local restaurant right now and I am extremely tempted to do something very funny. 070
Reposted by ChrisTynan @tynansdtm.bsky.social · 23/05/2026For the three other people that will find this funny. 381440202
Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Introduce yourself with 10 artists you’ve seen live: The Fall of Troy (literally at the show rn) Foo Fighters Naomi Maeda Tool Nine Inch Nails Psychostick Incubus A Day to Remember Linkin Park Deftones 110
Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 22/05/2026It’s almost time to see The Fall of Troy for the first time in 18 years. 240
Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I’m at a post hardcore show, and I am likely in the oldest 5% of people in the crowd. 061
Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Anyone want @barru.wtf feet pics? I'll make you a good deal. 210
Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Damn, this Eurovision song winner is a bop. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJVm...youtube.comSKRILLEX - Bangarang feat. Sirah [Official Music Video]YouTube video by Skrillex 010
Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Put a Keurig into a Suzuki Cappuccino. Call that a Kei Car full of Kei Cups. 030
Reposted by Chriskalu 🐶🌱 @kalu.sadboysanime.club · 11/05/2026happy get day youtu.be/4pb9mqg7vNk?...youtu.bedj nagureo - 5.1.1 (HQ)YouTube video by DDRSongs 172
Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I'm in NYC for a software training workshop. There's a woman who came to this class without a computer. A software training class. Hands on with the software. No computer. 050
Reposted by Chriskiwi @evillittlekiwi.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Finley says "rights for *everyone* RIGHT MEOW!" #catsofbluesky #humanrights #persiancat 0102
Reposted by Chrismuch like your posting @mlyp.bsky.social · 03/05/2026pouring one out for a homie. Thank you, Jeeves. 141059363
Reposted by ChrisOhioDDR @ohioddr.com · 02/05/2026🗣️📢 24 hours until the advanced signup period for ROOTS26 ends!! Signing up in this period ensures your spot in the Saturday tournaments and keeps you off the waitlist. We're reaching out to vendors next week, too; now is your best chance to hop aboard. Don't miss out! 078
Reposted by ChrisOhioDDR @ohioddr.com · 26/04/2026Signups for ROOTS26 events, volunteering, vending, performing, and merch are ALL LIVE! Check out our links below 👇 Buy a badge and tank top: pci.jotform.com/form/2609953... Vend, volunteer, or provide: form.jotform.com/260984494864... Thank you for your support! 🦎🏖️ 0118
Reposted by ChrisEvilDave @evildave.bsky.social · 12/04/2026This is a US Konami employee asking for Bemani players to take a survey. National/international tournaments with official e-amuse support mentioning The Big Deal, Ohio DDR, and Project Storm are specifically mentioned on the survey. Survey link in comments. x.com/KwangJaeLee/...x.com 14334
Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Damn, Philadelphia is castrating AI users and hanging their testicles near bridges. youtu.be/4EvTVWT9ZS4youtu.beMore ‘clanker' balls installed on Delaware roadsYouTube video by NBC10 Philadelphia 022
Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 30/03/2026The venn diagram of folks that require zero explanation to get 100% of this joke is like 6 people globally lol. 020
Reposted by ChrisTykuma 🐻⛅ @tykuma.gay · 30/03/2026One of the joys of being ham licensed is that I get jokes like this (shout-out to @phuzion.bsky.social) 021
Reposted by ChrisTelephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Best railcar graffiti I've ever seen 4064821598
Reposted by ChrisOhioDDR @ohioddr.com · 20/03/2026THIS SUMMER! OhioDDR will be hosting ROOTS26: a celebration of the people within our community who create a safe and welcoming space for building up every player. We're going back to our roots, offering social-focused community events all weekend, friendly for players of all experience levels. 34222
Reposted by Christokyo chainsaw @roxpost.ing · 19/03/2026john fetishman. he likes shibari and putting very expensive things in his gaping man holes 151