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Chris

@phuzion.bsky.social
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IT manager, geek, music games. He/him.

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OhioDDR @ohioddr.com · 06/10/2026
Raffle closes at 11:59 PM EST 10/10. Thank you to those who helped by donating items for this raffle! We hope you'll support this raffle, and in turn, provide support for local gender-diverse youth. And maybe get some cool gear sent your way, too!
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OhioDDR @ohioddr.com · 06/10/2026
HERE is the link to the raffle with more details: www.jotform.com/form/2624969... HERE is more info on Camp Lilac: www.camplilac.org/_files/ugd/e...
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OhioDDR Donation Raffle
Please click the link to complete this form.
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OhioDDR @ohioddr.com · 06/10/2026
Hey everyone! THIS WEEK OhioDDR is hosting a charity raffle with a bunch of stuff, like limited-edition e-Amusement cards, clothing, acrylics, and CD's. All proceeds go to Camp Lilac, an Ohio-based residential summer camp for trans youth, helping to build a strong community of peers and supporters.
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The Mask of the Red Jeph @ass.golf · 29/09/2026
travis listening to Cleveland like
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Michael Scott's Nervous Cringe Moment
Alt: Michael Scott's Nervous Cringe Moment
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GEFILTE PHISHING
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bro this is amazing!! Keep up the incredible work!!
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No celebratory poutine?!
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Happy birthday bro!
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P(D(aisy)) @her.toy.cybernetic.gay · 04/11/2025
Chell never talks back to GLaDOS because she's putting everything into trying not to cum from being bullied.
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
To put it into perspective, even if every person who didn’t vote instead voted no, the result would still be a result of 74% for yes. This is a landslide victory for US Wikimedia Foundation workers.
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
ICYMI: Workers of the Wikimedia Foundation, the 501(c)3 that runs Wikipedia and other websites, overwhelmingly voted in favor of unionization in the US. Final vote stats: Eligible voters: 213 Ballots cast: 172 Votes for: 158 Votes against: 14
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Greetings from Preikestolen Base Camp!
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Holy shit Europe has invented something even cooler than 2 pant. Introducing THREE PANT
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
obligatory related reshare www.theawl.com/2016/03/the-...
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The Vast Bay Leaf Conspiracy
by Kelly Conaboy Maybe you’ve had this experience: You throw a bay leaf into a broth, and it doesn’t do anything. Then you throw the rest of the bay leaves you bought into the broth, too, because you...
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Me with Dutch lol
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
PiHole and block the domains that it wants to access.
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
SCREAMING
ihy.wes on threads: dolly just visited me im shaking 

attached image of a breeze from an open window blowing two curtains aloft in a way that looks like massive spiritual breasts
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Yes, that’s usually how many of them there are.
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The King of Norway passed away this morning.
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Greetings from Norway!
Photo of a half-full 0,33L glass of beer, with the can next to it. The can reads “Handcrafted Spitsbergen IPA” and is brewed by Svalbard Bryggeri. In the background is a book titled Den Norske Ølboka (“The Norwegian Beer Book”)
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Oh yeah, definitely only if you have your card back.
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It’s about half and half these days. Sometimes they run your card to open the tab, sometimes they hold onto it. Depends on the place.
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Opinion poll: You’re out at a bar. There is a clearly posted sign that states “Tabs left open at the end of the night will be closed with 20% gratuity.” You were going to tip 20% anyways. Is it ok to walk out and let them close the tab at the end of the night or should you close out?
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
When your Sims try to fuck and it goes horribly wrong.
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Seitan Bon Voyage.
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caldenza @caldenza.gg · 31/07/2026
www.gofundme.com/f/fund-expen... Hey! We have the last Aerosmith: Quest For Fame in the world. We're trying to crowdfund to cover the expenses to preserve it. This is a unique piece of rhythm game history, and we plan to place it in a public arcade! Any support would be wildly appreciated!
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Screenshotting this and keeping it in my back pocket.
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Damnit Elwood Edwards died two years ago. I would have literally paid money to make this happen.
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Yup lol I really should take up that offer to run ham radio exams at a furcon some time.
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Finally getting around to watching the WWDC keynote, and I am reminded of two things I strongly dislike about Apple’s presentations: Everything is ADR’d, and the really weird body language that every presenter seems to have.
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Wikipedia editors: IYKYK
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Repost the Leather Dachshund from Seattle Pride 1991 to be blessed this Pride Month!
A wee Dachshund dog, wearing the finest leather daddy outfit, walking with their owner during a Pride parade in Seattle in 1991.
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Actual neat "technology is great" moment. I have Outlook installed on my iPad. Needed a verification code for a website which was emailed to me. In my peripheral vision, I saw the notification pop up without content. I glanced at the iPad, and FaceID kicked in and revealed the verification code.
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Advertisers: we collect all of this information about you so we can tailor ads to you. Also advertisers: we are going to incessantly advertise to you the ISP you just switched to a month ago.
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Fuck OpenTable. I used them ONCE this week to reserve a table. How many mailing lists did they sign me up for? EIGHT.
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
ran out of crustaceans? krill issue
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Have you not watched the whole series?
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
In the words of Psychostick: "Uhm, excuse me, my eyes are up here." "Yeah, but your boobs are down there."
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
At a local restaurant right now and I am extremely tempted to do something very funny.
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Tynan @tynansdtm.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
For the three other people that will find this funny.
What appears to be an in-game screenshot from Morrowind (2002) in a first-person perspective. A low-polygon man with long hair, a black band T-shirt that says "Tool" and blue jeans squats in a river in the rain. At the top of the screen is the subtitles "No. The frequencies hit different in here." At the bottom of the screen is the quest dialogue "Objective failed: Convince Tool fan to leave the water (0/1)." Behind the man are massive leafy trees and mushrooms, and a flying pterodactyl creature. The river fades into the foggy distance. Also at the bottom of the screen, slightly cropped out are the standard HUD elements: the health, magicka, and stamina bars, the equipped item slot (currently empty) and the player character's raised gloved right hand.
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
PRINCE? Oh bitch am I jealous.
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
This is the tshirt I bought at the show tonight.
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
FUCK I misspelled Naoki
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 artists you’ve seen live: The Fall of Troy (literally at the show rn) Foo Fighters Naomi Maeda Tool Nine Inch Nails Psychostick Incubus A Day to Remember Linkin Park Deftones
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
It’s almost time to see The Fall of Troy for the first time in 18 years.
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I’m at a post hardcore show, and I am likely in the oldest 5% of people in the crowd.
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I have pictures of @barru.wtf’s feet and I want money, it’s pretty obvious.
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Chris @phuzion.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Anyone want @barru.wtf feet pics? I'll make you a good deal.
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