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Egg Shen's Six Demon Bag

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Most of yous are just glorified suburbs cosplaying as cities.

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 06/09/2026
Idiot South park president
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Lord Sparkinari @sparkcj.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Also “despite significantly out spending Trump” like there’s not multiple cable channels/entire social media corporations running pro Trump propaganda 24/7 (even TODAY). I’m sorry but Musk didn’t spend 300 million or whatever last election to get Trump elected, he spent at minimum 44 billion.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt
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Oh, the Inanity @jmcrowell.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Chiropractors are nothing more than arterial dissection enthusiasts.
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Feathered Stone @stonefeathers.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
this is all so fucking instructive if they would take a step back and learn something. you cannot let this happen ever again. when you are weak and crumbling, you cannot revive your prospects by painting everything gold and declaring a victorious golden age. it makes it look even weaker and rotted
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GroovyShelly @groovyshelly.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I'd love to credit whoever wrote this. No idea. But I'm 100% with its message. When I think of how the '80s ethos, "Greed is Good" has metastasized, it surprises and depresses me. Imagine having so many millions, hundred of millions, even billions & caring about nothing except your own vanity.
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St Michael @stmichael23.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I remember when Spy Magazine first covered Donny's pivot from the endless bankruptcies of the '80s to his Useful Idiot Era as a money launderer in the early '90s. We could have stopped this asshole any time in the last 30 years if we had any kind of enforcement for white collar crime.
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Egg Shen's Six Demon Bag @phunkshun.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Once again : My love of cheese is unparalleled.
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raistlin71.bsky.social @raistlin71.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
When this went down I handed my 13-yo daughter a box knife. "Think you could get in a pool up to your thighs and cut a 350' line underwater? That's twice the length of our yard." She started giggling. "Hell no!" From the mouths of babes...
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Jaboo @kombejobu.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This is a very good example of 1) why it's so hard to still buy stuff made in America and 2) why equity firms and good ole leverage buyout firms are to blame for the decline in American manufacturing. Because? Capitalism.
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Elite Collapse is so incredibly real its shocking
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I hear bluesky is dying. thank god
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Purple Guy is yelling at Pink Guy: “What if Bluesky disappears, huh?”

Panel 2:
Purple Guy continues to rant “what are you gonna do without social media?”

Panel 3:
Pink Guy gets real close to Purple Guy’s ear

Panel 4:
Pink Guy whispers: “heal, bitch”
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Reminder if you are not evangelical do not say Fucka Sucka Ding Dong
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walking mirage @wolf.observer · 06/07/2026
we're about to see a world-historical flowers for algernon moment as thousands of vibe coding developers, allowed the use of Claude Fable 5 in their Claude Code subscriptions for a brief moment, are asked to begin paying $100-200 per session for their tokens
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Egg Shen's Six Demon Bag @phunkshun.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Guy's detail is a suburban tract outside of some b tier sunbelt city.
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Glonzo In Exile 🇨🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦🇬🇱 @glonzo-in-exile.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I generally dress very slobishly. I used to think it was fine if politicians also did. Zohran and Fetterman have reverse polarized me on this. Regular people dress how you please. Politicians, suit everywhere. Even if jumping into swimming pool.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
If Democrats didn't want to get moved out of the way, they shouldn't have for so many years made themselves the obstacle to the fights we needed to have. They could have fought, they could have moved; now we move them. They thought you were the party leaders, but the people must lead.
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David Leigh Roth @notonebit.com · 18/06/2026
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Every president needs advisors who can give them candid advice. When you start to think you have all the answers, that’s how you end up paying $300 billion dollars and siding with Hezbollah to end a war you started.
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Imposing martial law on midtown Manhattan so an incontinent bigot with dementia can fall asleep in public during a basketball game is truly wild.
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
He forgot to add the part where the frog had previously watched the scorpion murder hundreds of other frogs and still decided to give the scorpion a ride. At a certain point, the frog is just a fucking moron.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/05/2026
my favorite erick erickson moment is when he said that his family refused to eat asian food on the anniversary of pearl harbor to honor the tragedy. a reporter reached out to his mom to confirm whether this was true and she was like “i don’t know what the fuck he is talking about”
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NYTimes: affirmative action for mediocre editors angry at MeToo @originalist.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Jason @longwall26

Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly

YouGov @YouGov • 7h

One in eight men (12%) say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23 time grand slam winner Serena Williams yougov.co.uk/opi/surveys/re...
One in eight men think they could take a point off Serena Williams Do you think if you were playing your very best tennis, you could win a point off Serena Williams? %
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Kurt Shriner @kurtshriner.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 15/05/2026
If they set out to do a longform investigation to show how the entire right wing mediasphere is fake, propped up by a network of botnets, artificially favorable algorithms, and effectively limitless scumlord money, they are off to an awesome start
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Anthony P-Calling Bullshit @altadude651.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Expect to hear little or nothing about the guy who shot at Trump last night. Who has heard much of anything about the "ear guy"? Who knows the entire story behind the 2 Mar a Lago perpetrators? We know more about the guy who threw his shoe at GW Bush than any of these people.
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Egg Shen's Six Demon Bag @phunkshun.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Check the quoted text.
media.tenor.com
a man talking on a walkie talkie with the words " a great day comrades we sail into history " below him
ALT: a man talking on a walkie talkie with the words " a great day comrades we sail into history " below him
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bored loser @loserbored.com · 19/04/2026
idk what you're talking about the strait has been closed for 47 years & there is no strait.
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Doug Lindner @douglindner.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
JD Vance and the Cabinet have the power to suspend Trump’s powers and duties under the 25th Amendment, and they see every day how unhinged and dangerous he is, but they choose to serve his insane whims
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Doug Lindner @douglindner.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
House Republicans wake up every day to a new impeachable offense and violate their oaths by ignoring it, just like they did during his first term
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
To: kashmoney420@hotmail.com From: IRGC@Iran.gov Subject: be in our entorage kash patel my friend this is vincent chase from tv entourage we want you to be in our entorage send your email login details pls turtle is here to hello this is turtle
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Benn Jordan @bennjordan.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
This is precisely how a government sets up the framework to install a backdoor, create a firewall, and switch off the internet when it's convenient for them.
The FCC has banned all new foreign-made routers unless they get an exemption from the Pentagon or DHS
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
A YouTube thumbnail depicting a monstrous and dead-eyed Mr. Beast, mouth wide, in front of the strait of Hormuz. 

SURVIVING HORMUZ CHALLENGE!
WHO MAKES IT THROUGH WINS BIG

$1,000,000 PRIZE!
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👻ZH00000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
You might not think biometric data is a big deal. I ask you, would you sit down and give your butthole to the corporations? Hm? 🫱(_×_)🫲 scan your hole and print it everywhere? Maybe you would! I don't know your life! But certainly not for free! That's biometric data. Selling ur butthole.
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
There are entire armies of white people employed by the Federalist Society who can't string together coherent sentences and get paid $200,000 a year to churn into shit no one will ever read because they're white and racist and those people now run the government Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Davis X. Machina @ogdavisxmachina.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Disorganized crime mugs you and takes your wallet. Organized crime suborns your accountant and takes your business Really organized business removes the statutes against larceny from the books.
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Egg Shen's Six Demon Bag @phunkshun.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I dont sleep anymore and it is destroying me.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Judges are most acquainted with *procedural* rules, so they can run their courtrooms effectively. As for case law or statutes pertaining to individual cases, this is learned mostly ad hoc. They rely on their clerks. And the prosecution is obligated to inform the court of exculpatory evidence/laws.
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BIG JIM PEPPER @papihustle.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Donkey Kong, a devoted catholic, does not masturbate
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
democrats who came of age politically in the shadow of '84 believe that the only way the party wins is if people are tricked into voting for it
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Egg Shen's Six Demon Bag @phunkshun.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Also Adams : New York City is the orphan crusher of the world.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
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5,000 Epstein Files for Every American Adult @tobellz.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Every election (including midterms) of the 21st century has been a simple test of whether (mostly white) American voters gave a shit about anything other than themselves. The American voter failed those tests. They failed in 2000 (mostly). They failed in 2016. They failed in 2024.
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GetGhandi @getghandi.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Biden passed so many bills in Congress, he is considered on paper one of the most productive presidents. He got all these great electricians working on renewable energy, solar, and wind projects. They all voted for Trump. He canceled those projects, and they’re all like what the fuck just happened
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
i think every phone should come with a captive bolt gun which immediately liquefies your brain if you try to relitigate 2016
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