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Leo Burrito

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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trying to watch an out-of-market NFL game on Streameast will make you hate football.
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thanks, Nola. You still suck after all.
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good thing they didn't start Wheeler on short rest...
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I would definitely buy Final Fantasy 7 on Steam if the names (rebirth, remake, revelations, etc) were just a little less confusing.
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sean Mannion clearly continuing Kevin Patullo's tradition of making Eagles games boring as shit.
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I've seen the future of movies, and it's Megaforce (1982). What a film.
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@benmckenzie.bsky.social Just watched your movie. It's really good. Nice work. I didn't realize you used to be on The OC. That's pretty cool.
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
That Eastern Michigan field design is amazingly terrible for TV.
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@angieforfl.bsky.social I need you to tell your campaign to stop texting me every day from different numbers. They are driving me crazy, and I'm sure they're driving other prospective voters crazy too. You deserve to win, but people who are annoyed by you probably won't vote for you.
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think GTA 6 looks amazing. The brushing teeth minigame that you have to do twice per day is a bold design choice, but I like it.
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
@edzitron.com Please don't move to Substack. That place is a cesspool. The owner of Beehiiv is a tech doofus, but at least he's not actively promoting Nazis (yet).
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
@benmckenzie.bsky.social Quick question about crypto and its impact on the global economy... What was your initial reaction when you read the script where Johnny the surfer dies, and did you immediately call Adam Brody to celebrate, or did you wait until the next day?
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
@aoc.bsky.social Sup.
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
@greenwell.bsky.social I haven't read Bad Company yet (but it's next on my list, I swear), but did Vista Equity Partners pop up in any of your research? They've acquired some companies in my field and I'm curious if they're one of the reallllly shitty PE firms, or just a regular shitty PE firm.
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
LinkedIn, please give me access to the "This seems like AI slop" button so I can tag all of my CEO's dumb posts.
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Reflecting Pool looks fine to me.
Shimmering blue water with gentle ripples from a light breeze. You can almost feel the patriotism.
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Can't believe I paid $65k a ticket for these second-row seats at the NBA Finals and these three weird ladies in the first throw wearing stupid blue t-shirts have been standing up, dancing around, and blocking my view the whole game. I don't even think they like basketball.
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
@michaelianblack.bsky.social Hey, I finished reading A Better Man tonight. Great work on that book. Was not expecting it to be so well-written. (I mean that in a nice way)
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Cliff Lee in June of 2011 was the greatest month of pitching I ever saw. Until this month.
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Wow, that aerial camera angle is terrible, NBC.
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
@sepinwall.bsky.social I finished watching The OC over the weekend. Haven't read your oral history yet, but will start soon. Curious: Who was your least-favorite character on the show? Seems like there are a lot to choose from, especially as the show went off the rails towards the end.
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
It's amazing that Chris Pratt had any career whatsoever after the trainwreck that was The OC season 4.
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
The OC season 3 was a roller-coaster. It was about ten hours too long and the Johnny character was terrible, but there was definitely a lot of stuff that happened.
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
@benmckenzie.bsky.social I'm about 20 years late, but I'm currently watching The OC. I'm only on season 3, but that was a pretty good show. Nice work.
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Genuinely curious how The Chats got a gig at Coachella. Did the Coachella booking agent think the band is surging in popularity because of the 5,000,000 times I've streamed "Smoko" in the past couple of years?
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Congress or the cabinet could stop this at any time. They just don't feel like it.
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Does this Kia Telluride ad freeze up the HBO app for everyone or is it just me?
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
"We knew they could score" is an interesting thing to say about a team on pace for 60 points.
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Why are these games starting at the exact same time???
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Tom McCarthy is such a good play-by-play guy.
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
@katmabu.bsky.social Good luck today. I'm rooting for you.
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The good news is that not too many talented movie people died in the past year. Just a couple worth mentioning, really.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
The DOJ released evidence, which the FBI deemed credible, that the President of the United States sexually and physically assaulted a 13 year old girl AND she was afraid to talk about it because Trump would kill her—and it’s somehow not the biggest scandal in American history?
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Hey, Dem senators and representatives: You're aware you don't have to start every statement with, "I'm totally fine with the murder of this foreign leader, but..." right? Like, it's a bit of a red flag when you condone killing someone for fun.
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
And yet not a single Dem rep will introduce articles of impeachment this weekend. They don't want to affect the midterm polling.
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
It really is kinda mind-blowing that, like, a few days ago RFK Jr. talked about how he snorts coke off the back of toilet seats and no one in the media said, "Hey, maybe this guy is unqualified to lead the fucking Department of Health and Human Services."
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
@nin.com I have an important question: Prior to the start of the show, does Trent get secretly wheeled out to the B Stage in a box, or does he go to the B Stage at 6pm and just sit in there by himself for a couple of hours?
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I would like to preemptively unsubscribe from tomorrow's Bad Bunny discourse.
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
This girl Anna from the first season of The O.C. seems really cool and sweet. Let me just look up the actress to see what she's up to and oh God what a fucking asshole.
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Acclaimed behavioral economics professor Dan Ariely (who was also pals with Jeffrey Epstein even after the latter was convicted of raping children) is asking for people to anonymously submit recordings about what advice they would give to their younger selves. Help him out here: vbx.to/@risk
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
This Copilot linebacker commercial is moronic. The things they're asking AI to do are either A) doable with a simple Excel formula, or B) absurdly unrealistic ("project how many tackles these guys will have").
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
What more is Cooks supposed to do there???
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Interesting day for Howie Roseman. Do you stick with Sirianni and convince McDaniel to be the OC? Do you call Frank Reich to gauge his OC interest? Or do you turn the page on the Sirianni era entirely and bring in Harbaugh or Stefanski? And would either be fine with keeping Fangio and Stoutland?
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Kevin Patullo, get the fuck out.
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
They're not booing, they're saying "patuuuuuuuuulo"
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Nevermind what I said earlier, Quinyon.
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
With the Kittle achilles injury, whiny 49ers fans now have the excuse they're gonna lean on when their team loses.
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Sirianni: "Okay Kev, now we just gotta march down the field and score a TD of our own." Patullo: "Check this out, motherfucker!" [Two hitch passes for three yards, a 1-yard run, then punt]
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Not a great start by Quinyon Mitchell.
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Leo Burrito @leoburrito.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Oof. There are the Jaguars we all know and love.
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