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bored loser @loserbored.com · 16/09/2026

TRUMP DECLARES 100% TARIFF ON THE FED is a headline I half-expect to see tomorrow.

bored loser @loserbored.com · 23/07/2026

I'd love to see the venn diagram of patriots who object to 2A background checks and patriots who love requiring photo id to buy pasta.

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 14/07/2026

Mr. Prez I get there's a 3,000 yard gash in something you said was "so strong you can't cut it with a knife" while hundreds of police and NG stood back and stood by, but please sir will you finally explain how the Reflecting Pool Vandals stole the 2020 election? sir the people need to know

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 08/07/2026

Chaos, misery, and America's failure aside - who would have thought trump owning and fleecing maga would be so dang entertaining?

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 05/07/2026

If we stop letting immigrants into America, who's gonna pay all the red states' bills?

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 05/07/2026

I read the Deceleration again and it says right there in imortable words 'Trump was created as the image of the One True God, very endowed, with certain Unimpeachable Rights' Don't bother checking, your copy is probably wrong.

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 03/07/2026

Watching Fox all I see are 'So Much For Global Warming' segments oh wait i'm 6 months behind.

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 03/07/2026

boy he really is Right About Everything - America sure feel like the hottest country in the world rn

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 01/07/2026

Guys I think you're all being too hard on the President on his 250th birthday.

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 29/06/2026

People calling Trump a serial fuckup are being Very Unfair™ to His true Greatness: His uncanny ability to be a parallel fuckup.

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 21/06/2026

He literally gave the reflecting pool a spray tan and killed it. Writers - come on, now!

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 21/06/2026

ALGIFA strikes again - Or is it AL-GAEADA. Who can tell, these days?

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 20/06/2026

RFKjr opines on social security, Bessent blabbers on war+protests, Patel doles cash & snorkels the Arizona waiting for mass shooters' moms to snitch, Bondi testifies to the Dow, Miller weakly dunks on Talarico's gender, and the bearded baby Vancesplains the Bible to the pope. What's the job again?

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 18/06/2026

If you were among the tens of millions who 'aren't political', think 'congresscritters' are 'all corrupt', and took His promises at face value, how are you not more angry?

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 12/06/2026

Trump edges towards his 90 Iran Deals in 90 Days promise and all you people can do is be so unfair.

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 11/06/2026

With every action I am more convinced that people heard him say 'fuck you!' and thought... yeah! he's gonna fuck you! - instead of hearing his actual plan, like his whole life, is 'fuck YOU!'

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 10/06/2026

The DOW crossed 50,000 today! No followup questions.

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 01/06/2026

Perhaps our King of Kings needs stigmata bandages because he's got blood coming out of his wherever.

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 29/05/2026

This administration is so unbelievably good at fucking up, one wonders if they even deserve the spoils of their shameless graft.

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 27/05/2026

If Trump doesn't hold his Coronation on the 250th, some Democrats will say he's weak - and they'd be right.

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 18/05/2026

Is He still for You? Or Him/Them?

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 18/05/2026

The great self-dealmaker said Obama had 'absolutely no ability to negotiate' with Iran and would start a war. Instead, Obama did a Great Deal and the other guy started two Iran Wars. That's why I'm voting Independent.

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 16/05/2026

Our Total Military Victory drags on 76 days so Iran halts the nuclear Trump allowed by pulling out of JCPOA. American families each foot almost a $1,000 bill for Iran War I & now IWII: Hormuz Hagallah, counting only jacked gas $ vs just before the war and DOW (Dept of War) bucks. Still worth it?

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 15/05/2026

DOW hit 50 thou yet? So close... When it does, that's 9% annual return or less, the longer it takes. Not too long ago he called Biden's 16% a 'failing economy'. But hey, he got President, what does anyone who voted for him matter now? I call that 'smart'.

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 08/05/2026

If I finance my burger does that make it an investment?

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 05/05/2026

80 days in, retail gas customers alone have spent an extra $45Bn at the pump, $300 per household. Gas is almost $1.50 more than it was when he took office and promised to lower it, $1.00 more than Biden's 4-year average. Romney was right, god bless him, just about the wrong guy.

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 01/05/2026

Who can keep track of Trump's promises, failures, and crimes? So I built a museum of horrors at loserbored.com with real data. Updated quarterly with major promises and claims. Or if I'm bored.

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 30/04/2026

Every story a variation on 'and then everyone clapped'

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 30/04/2026

Absolutely brilliant: Tariffs cost Americans ~2k/family this past year, yet still covered only 2% more of one year's fed budget. Now - the companies get your refund because the Guy didn't bother to pass them legally through Congress. Please, please keep voting this way. It's hilarious, if tragic.

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 30/04/2026

Coffee still costs 40% more - 10¢ more per cup even at home. But cut each cup with 2 raw eggs, you can break even to 2024 prices (just ignore the past year when you paid 200% more per dozen). I call it Salmonella Blend and it's gonna be huge.

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 29/04/2026

The natural, logical 2A conclusion is that the entire White House Press Corps should be heavily armed at all times.

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 29/04/2026

For a guy who said cheating on taxes was smart, he sure does make a great taxman: You have paid an extra $89 Billion at the pump because of his War, which now killed almost 10k people and wounded 44k - I'm sure not a single one will hold a grudge, after He makes a deal that barely matches Obama's.

Trump's loser war loses bigly, because he's a loser.

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 28/04/2026

Speech spells seashells on the seashore

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 28/04/2026

you know, obama never got kid rock to brief the pentagon. 4D check and...mate.

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 28/04/2026

2A does not protect a right to bear opinions critical of your president. Guns don't kill people - tweets by center-left accounts do.

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 27/04/2026

After the inevitable Iran Deal no better and most likely worse than Obama's, just remember you have to grade Trump on a Bell Curve.

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 27/04/2026

The WHCD attempt is proof that for the safety of this country, now more than ever - we must replace every face on Mt. Rushmore with Trump's.

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 25/04/2026

This admin has really raised the bar for any after - whether it's DOGE savings or deportations, all it takes is less than 1% of your promise to say you've won.

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 25/04/2026

Never in the history of the country has one man been so desperate to prove himself better that a black man, only to prove over and over again what a pathetic failure he is in comparison. Ok, maybe not never...

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 25/04/2026

GOPeeners crying about VA and CA putting to voters what TX did by decree made one fatal error forewarned by many a bumper sticker - they messed with Texas.

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 25/04/2026

If Democrats, for a singular transactional moment, promised Trump they'd slap his name on everything after the midterms, he would throw the entire GOP under the bus and drive over it. This I know to be self-evidently true.

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 24/04/2026

With math whiz and dead penis expert RFK Jr. equivocating on stats: measles haven't been this bad since outbreaks under Bush (Poppy not Dubya), with only a few hundred cases/year since, now at 4k for this administration, almost 1,800 in this year alone. #MAHA

Biden saw 500 measles cases in his entire term, Trump has had 4,000 in just the past year. Why aren't those parents thanking RFK Jr?

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 23/04/2026

Call me a bleeding heart, but I go back and forth between thinking it's tragic these dui frat bros and the trust fund crybaby fuck up everything they touch, and hilarious. It's like they believe they absolutely deserve to rule but also can't believe they are actually there, so might as well graft.

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 19/04/2026

Trump is so focused on that dang Ballroom he's losing sight of the real work of the President of the United States - completing the Arch duh Trump.

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 15/04/2026

A year after the smartest tariffist in the world pulled all his punches and made exactly zero impact to the Trade Deficit, you all still got to pay the bill with higher prices. Say 'thank you', I guess?

Trade Deficit is Still YUGE - Only 0.3% change for tariff pain & you keep paying the bill
Sure, higher prices are our Patriotic Duty, but where's the bang for our bucks?

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 14/04/2026

U.S. Allies, standing, and USAID were the real walls protecting America and we tore them down, but let's not forget how little of the actual wall he built:

Only 4% new wall under Trump, none of it paid for by Mexico, vs 650 miles built by Obama, 8x more.

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 12/04/2026

If only Trump had gotten into Late-Night Clown School - how different the world might have been.

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 11/04/2026

I have to admit MAGA really did a great job Owning the Libs™ who now pay 5% more for everything on top of the inflation in Biden's term. Libs are paying through the nose for their avocado lattes (+40%), farm-to-table hamberders (+20%), and artisanal single-source gasoline (+30%). What suckers!

Price of Everything - "On DAY ONE, we will END inflation, bring down the prices of ALL GOODS" yet added 5% this term vs. 2020.
There's this word - "groceries" - like nobody's ever heard before.

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 08/04/2026

With the absolutely pathetic overall job growth numbers over the past year, cut the guy some slack, ehkay? Real American Jobs for Real American Men in manufacturing... lost 82,000 in this term so far.

Manufacturing Jobs - Biden created 531k
Trump lost 192k in Term One + another 82k through Q1 2026
Trump killed Real American Jobs again? Just learn to Vibecode.

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bored loser @loserbored.com · 08/04/2026

Congratulations @pamblondi! The DOW (Dead or Wounded) is 48,500 in daddy's little excursion, 500+ Americans injured & 13 killed, $100 Billion in the hole & costing you daily at the pump which is the only thing we once cared about. Oh and a shit deal served on shitbread, with a side of shit.

Tens of thousands dead, a hundred billion spent and you'll continue to pay at the pump, all for it to end with Trump folding for less than we had before the war, and a lot less than we had with Obama's JCPOA: From I WILL END YOU to... heyyyy bestie, listen just go ahead and keep your regime and uranium and your new toll on the straight, but, um... could I get a piece of that action?

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