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Just a Phone Guy

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And been one since the 1900s

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Just a Phone Guy @phoneguy517.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
No, that’s just Pennsylvania
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Just a Phone Guy @phoneguy517.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Why don’t they just make the whole game out of second quarters?
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Just a Phone Guy @phoneguy517.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Talking about the Florida housing market being underwater seems a bit of a double entendre
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Just a Phone Guy @phoneguy517.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
John “Stumpy” Pepys
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Just a Phone Guy @phoneguy517.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In 1938 the Broadway Limited did it in under 8 hours. www.streamlinerschedules.com/concourse/tr...
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The Broadway Limited - September, 1938 - Streamliner Schedules
September 1938 timetable for the Broadway Limited passenger train at Streamliner Schedules.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
every republican president destroys the economy and starts a war in the middle east
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Mark Histed @markhisted.org · 04/10/2026
Doing “imperial presidency but from the left” means that in 2032 or 2036 we will be dropped back into worse fascism, and face another two-decade long rebuild before we have finished the first one—from DOGE and Trump II. Let’s do the big change and prosecutions we need to avoid that. /end
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Just a Phone Guy @phoneguy517.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The man who murders his parents and then pleads for leniency because he’s an orphan
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Just a Phone Guy @phoneguy517.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Buh Gawd that’s @costasamaras.com ‘s music
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Just a Phone Guy @phoneguy517.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A rose by any other fucking name would smell as sweet
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Just a Phone Guy @phoneguy517.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Or McRib sauce?
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Kameron Hurley @kameronhurley.com · 26/09/2026
No one is going to decide to quit a job making $2k a month to sit around and do nothing at home for $500, which is what a lot of these "basic income" schemes are. They are instead going to have more of a cushion to pay for, like, food and heating bills instead of stressing and starving
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Just a Phone Guy @phoneguy517.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@jmroth.bsky.social
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Just a Phone Guy @phoneguy517.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Why Not Both? The Iconic Meme
ALT: Why Not Both? The Iconic Meme
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We keep being told the only two positions on LLMs are basically “this does nothing, it’s all waste” and “this does anything you can imagine, or will very soon, so make choices today based on that assumption.” Except both of those are wrong, and distracting from the real capabilities and problems.
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Back in the late 1780s the more conspiracy minded anti-federalists fixated on the idea of a new national capitol because they feared it would become an armed compound from which unaccountable and tyrannical leaders would rule the nation with an iron fist.
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Just a Phone Guy @phoneguy517.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lucy, football, things of that nature
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Just a Phone Guy @phoneguy517.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You can tell the Gen X’rs reading this tweet by the fact that we’re all mentally singing the Schoolhouse Rock tune before we get to the word “Union”
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Just a Phone Guy @phoneguy517.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If the theory does not conform to the facts, the facts must be disposed of.
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Just a Phone Guy @phoneguy517.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Schroedinger would approve.
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Just a Phone Guy @phoneguy517.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“She does not get eaten by eels.”
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Love the Irish🇮🇪
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Just a Phone Guy @phoneguy517.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Memory is a funny thing. There are people who "remember" seeing the first plane hit, but I think the only video of that is from a documentary crew that happened to be doing a low shot that had the towers in the background, which wasn't available until days later.
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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If Anthropic folks think AGI brings the end of the world, why do they care about stock options
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Just a Phone Guy @phoneguy517.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hottest month on record *so far *
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There’s such an easy answer to this “gotcha” question and it’s “Sports are inherently unsafe and unfair and it’s ridiculous to single out trans athletes when we allow 150 pound linebackers to go up against 260 pound linemen in freshman football on a daily basis. Let kids play with their friends.”
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I think frankly all of this speaks to the really unserious way that Americans generally but the current GOP in particular think about armed conflict, as if it is against the rules for the other side to fight back. It is not. Which is one reason (of many) why maybe we should do less war.
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Just a Phone Guy @phoneguy517.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Would anyone notice?
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
this is the kind of design costume designers make to tell you who are the bad guys in a space movie
Donald Trump posts an image on his Truth Social account. It shows a new uniform for US Space Force members, comprising of an all-black outfit with knee-high black leather boots, black cap, and minimalist looking suit.
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Just a Phone Guy @phoneguy517.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You can punctuate this sentence with a period after the word "series".
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Eugene Lim @tukohbin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
As a computational physicist I am a big proponent of open science : your codes are your equations and if you don’t show your work it’s a black box and I without to my trust until somebody replicate your results. LLM is beginning to feel like a black box within a black box.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
When Donald knew there was no real threat to his life, he preened for photographers, yelled “Fight, fight, fight!” and didn’t care if a fireman died. When Donald knew there was a real threat to his life, he hid in a catering truck and didn’t care if his staff died in the decoy plane.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
National Day of Mourning immediately
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Just a Phone Guy @phoneguy517.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We INTPs all know that Meyers-Briggs is BS
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David Cochrane @davidwcochrane.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
21 days before the 25th anniversary of September 11th, the United States imposes 50% tariffs on the country that gave its citizens refuge during the worst terrorist attack in US history.
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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Just a Phone Guy @phoneguy517.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I am at at airport. Hell is other people.
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Just a Phone Guy @phoneguy517.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Ctrl-d (fill down) Ctrl-r (fill right) Ctrl-arrow (move to next or last populated cell in the direction of the arrow)
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Just a Phone Guy @phoneguy517.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Just a small town girl Livin’ in a SUMIF world
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Just a Phone Guy @phoneguy517.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
There She Goes. Original by The La’s, but the Sixpence None the Richer cover is also acceptable
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Writing an article or essay is so fucking easy. If it is hard for you or you dread it enough to use AI I suggest you remove from your to-do list “writing articles and essays.” I do not, for example, enter golf tourneys or work at a mechanic’s shop because I am not good at those and don’t like them.
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Just a Phone Guy @phoneguy517.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Worse is the implication that if the president does it, it’s right.
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Doug Merrill 🌻 @bagatsen.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Until 1933, German universities led the world. They have never regained that position.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The only time Republicans get upset about kids getting shot is when it’s with vaccines.
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Cool cool cool, now do Colin Kaepernick
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Just a Phone Guy @phoneguy517.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Almost like he’s treating Congress with something like “contempt”
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Just a Phone Guy @phoneguy517.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
We must do something about the bullpen. This is something about the bullpen. Therefore, we must do this.
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Just a Phone Guy @phoneguy517.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
By 1861, weren’t the vast majority of enslaved people also “native-born?”
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Just a Phone Guy @phoneguy517.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity
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Just a Phone Guy @phoneguy517.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Losing in the 9th
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