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Bebe 'Electronic Tonalities' Barron

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Bebe 'Electronic Tonalities' Barron @phlox.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Does anyone have a milkweed garden bed? I want to start one this year and I'm wondering if I should add a structure to encourage the caterpillars to j-hang nearby, since it's fun to watch them 🌱 any input on what they like would be helpful.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Mr. Miyazaki sir, I love your movies about how capitalism and the destruction of nature are evil, I made a shitty facsimile of them in a computer that drains reservoirs, do you like it
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Judith Butlerian Jihad @pghguy.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Pittsburgh, there's a federal grand jury that's very active right now, seems to be investigating last year's graffiti case. If you are contacted by the FBI or receive a subpoena to the grand jury, you should tell everyone you know and call the Federal Public Defender 412-644-6565.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 26/03/2025
Sam Altman has never been more washed. Green text posting to whine about how nobody is impressed by his unimpressive unsustainable software. Too big to be acquired, too shitty to go public, unprofitable forever, OpenAI, I live for this shit
Sam Altman tweet:
>be me
> grind for a decade trying to help make superintelligence to cure cancer or whatever
›mostly no one cares for first 7.5 years, then for 2.5 years everyone hates you for everything
›wake up one day to hundreds of messages: "look i made you into a twink ghibli style haha"
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mark leidner @markleidner.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Finally got one of my poems in the New Yorker kind of
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Kyle Neubeck @kyleneubeck.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
They just did the "Carlton Cam" during the TV timeout and didn't put Will Smith on the jumbotron to make him do it, this is the worst thing you've done all season @sixersnba.bsky.social
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 25/02/2025
50 hr season incoming
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Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I know it's not a popular stance these days but I really hate the group of three little old guys who follow me around betting on everything I do. I'm starting to smell like the weird, yellow liquor they drink
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Kor from DS9 with a speech bubble added
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Claudia Friedlander @voiceteachernyc.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Tesla Model 3 crushed by an Olmec statue By Mexican sculptor @chavismarmol.bsky.social
A blue Tesla Model 3 has been crushed by an Olmec statue. A man with long black braids leans against the hood of the car with his arms crossed, staring down the camera.
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jessica BONEStown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
also ppl who keep track of the number of sexual partners they have, once they're past the age of like, 22, are weirdos with an agenda. unless your total is like 3 people that's fine to be aware of it, but once you've slept with more than 20ppl why on earth are you still counting?
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PROG but spooky(er) @prog.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
More of this! #TeslaTakedown
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/03/2025
i made a more sympathetic bumper sticker for the anti elon tesla club people
serif font sticker with caption:

ok yes i knew he was a psychopath
since at least the pedo diver thing
but look it was like 2017
I thought i needed a car with
300 mile range
for road trips with my family
but since my wife left me
i could make do with a smaller battery
except it's now really hard to sell this
and i can't afford a new lease
and child support at the same time
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Bebe 'Electronic Tonalities' Barron @phlox.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
when I was super young I worked for the guy who booked her first tour and he was like "I made Courtney Love famous, apologies" and I know my bullshit detector has always been finely tuned cause I was like "yo fuck this guy" on sight and he proved himself to be a huge dickweed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
being alive right now is so stupid
guy mowing his lawn in a tornado meme. guy labeled "me looking for a new job" tornado labeled "the impending destruction of the united states by the american nazi party"
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Bebe 'Electronic Tonalities' Barron @phlox.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
guy who doesn't understand weekly pickup schedules and just puts his trash cans out when he sees everyone else doing it
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Bebe 'Electronic Tonalities' Barron @phlox.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
my bohemian parents: let's keep this archival piece of political art in a cheap acrylic frame in the unventilated kitchen for 55 years me: im dropping a literal grand to preserve this piece forever more
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Rii Abrego @riibrego.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
whistle #art (wallpapers below!)
Fan art of a group of Pikmin running, flowers blooming on their heads
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Bebe 'Electronic Tonalities' Barron @phlox.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
tax return hit the bank today 💫 gonna get some art framed because, as you know, that is the single most expensive thing a girl can do
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Bebe 'Electronic Tonalities' Barron @phlox.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
In a just society today would be New Year's Day. Don't you feel the year about to begin? Don't you see the daffodils and hyacinths pushing up out of the cold dark earth and know something better is coming?
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Bebe 'Electronic Tonalities' Barron @phlox.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I found out today that one of my friends has been slacking off so hard in one of his jobs that he got another job to fill the time, and then he got a promotion at the first job. I was like, "you are my hero" 🤩
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✰ megan ✰ @meganisthinking.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
“limited time offer” yeah dude everything is, it’s called the passage of time
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Bebe 'Electronic Tonalities' Barron @phlox.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
In a just society today would be New Year's Day. Don't you feel the year about to begin? Don't you see the daffodils and hyacinths pushing up out of the cold dark earth and know something better is coming?
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Bebe 'Electronic Tonalities' Barron @phlox.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Can anyone on GardenSky 🌱 share their seed starting set up? I have always done direct sowing into my garden beds but this year I want to bring the process inside and I need some inspo for supplies and set up :)
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
software update tonite 👀 software update tonight queen?? software update tonite 👀
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Bebe 'Electronic Tonalities' Barron @phlox.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
my man can't keep a job but he really can get a job which I think is really hot and based
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Bebe 'Electronic Tonalities' Barron @phlox.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
looking at my avocado toast this morning like "bbgirl you used to run the world"
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Bebe 'Electronic Tonalities' Barron @phlox.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
he got the job!!! Happy bebe!
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Bebe 'Electronic Tonalities' Barron @phlox.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
The best thing going on in my life rn is that Jimmy Butler plays on The Warriors and having a great fucking time apparently
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Bebe 'Electronic Tonalities' Barron @phlox.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
The single classiest thing someone can do for you is pre warm your mug with hot water before pouring tea. Opulence.
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Bebe 'Electronic Tonalities' Barron @phlox.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
my partner has a call today to find out if he got a new job or not. If he gets it I can go back to being happily unemployed instead of unhappily unemployed 😬 pray for ya bebe
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 24/02/2025
You *KNOW* you got that shit on if a kid sees your fit and says you look cool
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Bebe 'Electronic Tonalities' Barron @phlox.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Coaxing the dry spaghetti into the pot is not my strong suit. Do not like that battle at all.
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Bebe 'Electronic Tonalities' Barron @phlox.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
okay I used FreeTaxUSA and it was actually pretty easy and I'm getting a fat return because of being laid off 👍👍 only cost me one good Sunday afternoon (a crime in and of itself)
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
The two genders
Photo of supermarket section with two displays: "Cold Cuts" and "Hot Dogs"
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Bebe 'Electronic Tonalities' Barron @phlox.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
feet falling asleep on the squatty potty while I skeet about tax szn. hmmm hmmm hmm
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Bebe 'Electronic Tonalities' Barron @phlox.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
the last few years this very trustworthy lady did my taxes as an add-on service to some other financial machinations and she cut me off this year and I'm like 😭 no one else (myself included) is worthy of walking in her footsteps. She was so assured and charged so little.
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need
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Bebe 'Electronic Tonalities' Barron @phlox.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
It is many months later and I still have to play NISSAN ALTIMA twice in a row every time cause it goes so hard
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Bebe 'Electronic Tonalities' Barron @phlox.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Sometimes you watch a movie everyone thinks is really good and it's really good.
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Bebe 'Electronic Tonalities' Barron @phlox.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I had to fly twice this week for my mother's memorial and had so much anxiety but the worst part about it is I have to admit that taking super heavy edibles to fly (my system in previous times) does not actually help 😞 and being sober was the best way to mitigate spiraling anxiety 😩 booooooo
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
This is incredibly interesting, and a nice break from monitoring the collapse of everything.
aresluna.org
The hardest working font in Manhattan
A story of a 150-year-old font you have never heard of – and one you probably saw earlier today.
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American Century of BOO-miliation @johnperich.com · 19/02/2025
I've said before that the core storyline of film noir is "an amoral person meets an immoral person and must, reluctantly, make a moral choice." Europe got ravaged by two wars. People wondered if classical morality meant anything in a modern era. Noir said, "Yes, it does."
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
The 90s was a wild and lawless time for children's programming
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
an outfit comprising three animal prints from three different animals should be known as a ‘long island tuxedo’
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
reshare for alt text and because this is amazing, one of the few pleasures left is judges reading his garbage lawyers for filth
REYES: [The order] calls an entire category of people dishonest, dishonorable, undisciplined,
immodest, who lack integrity, people who have taken an 0ath to defend this country, people who
have been under fire, people who have received medals for taking fre for this country. I want to
know from the government whether that language expresses 'animus.' Does that express
animus?


DOJ ATTORNEY: Not in any constitutional


REYES: in a commonsense way. This is policy- from the President of the United States
affecting thousands of people ... to cal an entire group of people, lying dishonest people who
re undisciplined, immodest and have no integrity. How is that anything other than showing
animus?


DOJ AT TORNEY: I don't have an answer for you.


REYES: You do have an answer, you just don't want to give it...People can make solid
arguments as to why some or even most transgender people shouldn't be in the mililary .
We're dealing with unadulterated animus. We are dealing with the president of the United States
dealing with a group of people serving their country ... calling them liars


(Reyes then said she changed her courtroom orders to bar people who graduated from UVA law
school from appearing before her because "they're alliars and lack integrity and are
undisciplined and can't possibly meet the high rigors of benign a lawyer for the government"
She made the DOJ lawyer sit down on that basis, then after he did, she called him back up and
asked whether that was a display of animus.)
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
time to dig up the @adamkotsko.bsky.social tweet
Adam Kotsko
@adamkotsko
What's your favorite tech innovation?
Illegal cab company O
Illegal hotel chain
Fake money for criminals
Plagiarism machine
76 votes • 23 hours 51 minutes left
12:01 PM • 5/16/23 from Earth • 542 Views
14 Retweets 28 Likes
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