Philly Alex @phillyax.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Newscast: Famous 80 year old passes away- Me: (picking the best bottle. Gets champagne out. Smiling ear to ear) Newscast: the voice of Optimus Prime has passed away Me: (glumly puts champagne away. Recites the President Bartlett mad at God while pacing in the National Cathedral monologue) 000
Reposted by Philly AlexDavid BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 24/08/2026It's fulfilling to see more and more people discovering the ring boy scandal and then understanding how it reflects on the McMahons. 612225
Reposted by Philly AlexDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026"this edible ain't shit" two hours later: 185182574357
Reposted by Philly AlexMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 27/07/2026so much for billionaires fleeing because of zohran 1404318463
Philly Alex @phillyax.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18?static.klipy.comTommy Lee Jones on Dr. Richard Kimble in The FugitiveALT: Tommy Lee Jones on Dr. Richard Kimble in The Fugitive 011
Philly Alex @phillyax.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Going to do my #Letterboxd Four A guy from Kansas tried to stop a real estate swindle A teenager takes a long trip to see his parents Two guys who should be best friends meet at a diner before going to the airport A guy goes to pick up his wife at her job’s Holiday Party 010
Reposted by Philly Alexandy™ @andylevy.net · 12/07/2026please show respect for the dead body of someone who didn’t respect your alive body 204030705
Philly Alex @phillyax.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Between this and Punk vs Zayn, we’re eating good this week 000
Reposted by Philly AlexJerry Ordway @jerryordway.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Happy 250th America! The flag belongs to all of us! America is a melting pot made stronger by immigrants who come here hoping for a better life for their families. My grandparents came here in the early 1900s, and worked their butts off, just like people do now. Happy 4th! 532287
Reposted by Philly AlexAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 10/06/2026john delorian you were ahead of your time as an uppers addicted piece of shit that built stupid cars no one wanted 1869778
Reposted by Philly AlexMediapolitic @mediapolitic.bsky.social · 06/06/2026You guys, the White House accidentally ordered 10x the amount of Porta-Potties that they needed. The lawn is just acres of Porta-Potties. It’s all fenced off and you can’t see, but I took this photo through a hole in the fence netting. 64274011738
Reposted by Philly AlexBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Only one thing could ruin the vibes and that’s if somehow the worlds single worst human being shows up and ruins it all 551656151
Reposted by Philly AlexBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I just want to point out to any game three Knicks ticket holders that “JEFF-REY EP-STEIN” reads out beautifully to a classic five clap crowd chant 162585573
Philly Alex @phillyax.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Post a poster you used to have in your room, apartment, or house. 010
Philly Alex @phillyax.bsky.social · 27/05/2026It would be funny if Trump appearing counters Danhausen curse 000
Reposted by Philly AlexJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 24/05/2026engagement bait is despicable. like and repost if you agree 842327304
Reposted by Philly AlexKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Trump gathered all of the very worst people in the country in one place and got them to break a million laws and then pardoned all of them, and now local law enforcement has to go get them one by one as they commit new crimes. 362826790
Reposted by Philly AlexJamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 04/05/2026sure hope he didn't accidentally go to Mount Sinai Total Landscaping 421429147
Philly Alex @phillyax.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.media.tenor.coma man and a woman are looking at something with the words hey i 've seen this one on the bottomALT: a man and a woman are looking at something with the words hey i 've seen this one on the bottom 010
Reposted by Philly AlexOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Donald Trump called Somalis “animals.” He said Haitians eat dogs and cats. You fucking journalists had a party with him and now you want our sympathy. Fuck off. 6167871304
Reposted by Philly Alexphylan @phylan.website · 26/04/2026I went to have cocktails to celebrate the giant meat grinder but then someone turned on the giant meat grinder and it was really loud and scary. and you're laughing 53380779
Reposted by Philly AlexMad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Most, though not all, of the Stooges' aberrant and/or antisocial behavior can be partly explained as byproducts their undiagnosed and untreated sleep apnea, evidenced by the "Zzzzzzz-mee meee meee meee meee meeeee" noises they make during REM sleep. In this paper, I will... 610617
Philly Alex @phillyax.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Work out with grand uncle. Then again, who knows what unc was doing back then 2112
Philly Alex @phillyax.bsky.social · 24/04/2026No Allegations No Affairs No Coverups Just an #Eagles coach who hired an unqualified friend to be offensive coordinator. 040
Reposted by Philly AlexRick Perlstein @rickperlstein.bsky.social · 23/04/2026To put it bluntly, this post is about how the fascists are scoring a victory in crushing liberty that could take decades, if ever, to reverse. rickperlstein.substack.com/p/an-ignoran...rickperlstein.substack.com"An Ignorant Population Is Easier to Control"The cascading consequences of the terror campaign against children's literature 27925
Reposted by Philly AlexKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Over the past week, the president posted an image of himself as Jesus, the vice president challenged the pope on Catholic doctrine, and the secretary of defense quoted the speech of a fictional hit man and presented it as scripture. 1713737951
Reposted by Philly AlexJason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 13/04/2026when someone calls the pope soft on crime 421214
Reposted by Philly AlexKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/04/2026So JD Vance was given two high-profile tasks for the Trump administration -- boost Orban's chances at re-election in Hungary and help strike a settlement in Iran -- and he appears to have failed horribly at both. I'm sure the NYT will be all over that. 1674036683
Philly Alex @phillyax.bsky.social · 11/04/2026This feels evil. Like a news clip in a dystopian movie that’s used to provide exposition 010
Philly Alex @phillyax.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Get well, Joel Embiid. Jeez if it’s not one thing it’s another #76ers 000
Reposted by Philly AlexCharlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 07/04/2026something strange and horrible and somehow fitting that we should have a very real threat of madman civilizational destruction at the very moment when we also have humans on the dark side of the moon taking pictures that show how small, precious, and beautiful our world and existence is 332930689
Reposted by Philly AlexMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 05/04/2026This isn’t journalism. This is creative writing by fascist sycophants. 8548231220
Reposted by Philly Alexcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/03/2026imagine the Pope personally calling you a fake bitch who's going to hell lol 2666491366
Reposted by Philly AlexBlue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 26/03/2026If there are ICE goons at any of the polls, it is our job to make jukey little cardboard signs that say "Don't be afraid of this dork" and stand right next to them. 315533
Reposted by Philly AlexWill BOO!-rows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again 56202084812
Reposted by Philly AlexAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/03/2026Oh. Stage an assassination attempt, you say? Interesting. 1477245337188
Philly Alex @phillyax.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Crypto’s True Believers Demand to Be Taken Seriously 010
Philly Alex @phillyax.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Two Words: Red Hulkmedia.tenor.coma man in a suit is laying on the ground with a captain america poster behind himALT: a man in a suit is laying on the ground with a captain america poster behind him 000
Reposted by Philly Alexderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/03/2026me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58 442394916953
