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@phileinstein.bsky.social
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 6h
So in the end, not that serious, but desperately uncomfortable. I hope all ends well for you and your fiancee. Is this kind of wait typical in your area?
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 6h
That's brutal. Rivals my longest time when I had similar symptoms. Also vomitting blood. Was during the SARS outbreak so everyone was on edge. Nurses thought thats what I had. Was food poisoning though. Blood and chest pain from GERD and a torn esophagus lining from the force of vomitting.
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I should have stopped reading at "six hour fucking video..."
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
its a twin peaks meme  with a photo of Jason Bateman at the bottom and above it reads "*i'm gonna watch season three of twin peaks and get some closure*" and at the bottom it reads David Lynch:" The Fuck You Are" twin peaks season 3 the return a black hole tv showtime 2017
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Dan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Absolutely stunning that in the NYT’s latest major story on Elon Musk single-handedly trying to save the GOP there is NOT ONE WORD about how he is the world’s most vocal white supremacist and advocate of ethnic cleansing.
presswatchers.org
The world’s most vocal racist will be the Republican Party’s biggest donor again. But don’t mention it. | Press Watch
Our top news organizations are covering up Elon Musk’s white supremacist propaganda
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Can you elaborate?
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Whoa, John Ratzenberger, Clifford Claven, swirdfighting Aztecs? Why haven't I seen this?
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
For sure.
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We need a social media where we can say this stuff because some people genuinely deserve this. Also this hypothetical social media knows the difference between warranted calls for violence and unwarranted hate mongering.
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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Remastered from the grave, @seanbaby.bsky.social brings you the 6 Golden Ageiest comic book heroes. 1900hotdog.com/2026/10/punc...
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Punching Day: The 6 Golden Agiest Comic Book Heroes - 1-900-HOTDOG
Cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension every weekday.
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh, let's stage mock executions at drag shows! Have a celebrity "guest" (let's say a Hegseth impersonator) and have the mock execution as part of the show's finale.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This kind of thing happens a lot. The guy's journey that is, not the admission.
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jalapeño cashews
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Maybe he meant messaging?
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Don't connect your vibrators to the internet
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Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 06/10/2026
We love a union around these parts!
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did Kelsey know the double entendre? Were the writers trying to get away with something? Ive heard some rumors about Keksey's predilections...
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So when Frasier sings that Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs song at the end of Frasier is that about actual food or is he licking hole, I only ask this because at the end he goes “scrambled eggs all over my face!” and I’ve never seen a grown man have an issue with that
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hmmm
And maybe I seem a bit confused Yeah maybe, but I got you pegged
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 29/02/2024
I love this stencil because it implies that we can combine into giant versions of shit to defeat our opponents like The Wonderful 101.
Stencil art on a brick wall that says ‘do not panic’ and in the top panel shows  scattered fish running from a big fish and in the second panel it says ‘organize’ and the fish combine into one bigger fish and chase the big fish away’
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There is apparently a wiki page just for such numbers. Math needs need hard. I'm a mere amateur.
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What is the best number? 101 It's prime. It's a palindrome As binary it is still a primary number (5).
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do you listen to the Lonely Island and Seth Meyers podcast? That's the only one where I wish I could see them. It does have occasional video clips though. Usually, I'll be listening to a live stream and wish it were just an audio only podcast.
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rogers running an ad that specifically cites “the heartbreak you’ll never get over” with a shot of the World Series crowds is the opposite of good marketing, that makes me want to firebomb you not give you my money
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Where does FF Tactics Cloud Strife fit in this?
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Justice has been missing my entire life. Maybe yours as well.
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Looking forward to think pieces on what this and Bad News say about the liberal media bubble.
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rimmer is such a knob.
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A screencap of Jane Horrocks and Chris Barrie as Arnold Rimmer and Nirvanah Crane aboard the holoship they are both holograms red dwarf season 5 1992 sci fi comedy she looks devious and he looks horny
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Man is the warmest place to hide” remains the hardest tagline of all time.
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Medusa’s Wink @medusaswink.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Natural rights are those that are not dependent on the laws or customs of any particular culture or government, and are so universal, fundamental and inalienable they cannot be repealed by human laws….”
en.wikipedia.org
Natural rights and legal rights - Wikipedia
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Medusa’s Wink @medusaswink.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Humans have rights Animals have rights Anything with a nervous system can suffer, in a way we can all understand, because we can suffer, too. That bestows upon it #NaturalRights States do not have rights Software sure as shit does not have rights Anyone who says different is selling something
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Katherine ElizaBOOth 👻 @webkitten.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
Call it Piratedance cause anything on their is gonna be obtained on the high seas for me.
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean, what does Insta got that Blue Sky doesn't? Seriously, I don't know. I've never been on Instagram. I know next to nothing about it.
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Batty Bunny 🦇 @fitterflittermouse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can’t believe we are pretending twitter isn’t toxic and bad for one’s beliefs like Taylor Lorenz hasn’t literally demonstrated it to us this past week
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The kid from ET who tried to stop the government from capturing his alien friend is now doing a pro ICE movie?
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good. It should be.
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wow.
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BorealisNinja (Mariah) @borealisninja.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey all, times are super rough for a lot of people right now. If I remember right, this kind soul was doing volunteer work and community projects for donations at one point. Cleaning trash and other stuff. It's like 2 good deeds for 1 if you can lend a small hand.
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just asked Gemini and it doesn't agree.
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
OMG YES!
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How is it in the "public interest"?
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What a strikingly colored cat!
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Our race is doomed.
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Who the fuck are these people? Gaslighting is involuntary. These people are willingly getting in line at the slaughterhouse.
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm human, am I not?
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sorry, guy is stupid for letting AI run his shit. Who choses to hand over so much control to something so untrustworthy?
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's not the anthropomorphic language, it's that AI cannot think.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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