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Phil Deeshols

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I’m good at paperwork and choking on cock

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Gary Buckley @garybuckley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
© Hirō Isono. 'The Great Waterfall.' Acrylic on canvas, 1995. 32 x 26 cm.
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I can’t believe I saw Rebecca Black this week :’)
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Tiramisu Terrorizer @bongosbinted.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🎶 Keep me in the car I’m gonna travel across the world without you 🎶
A screen cap from some Fast & Furious movie scene talking about family with lyrics from Carly Rae Jepsen’s Motivation superimposed.
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colors.bsky.social @colors.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#F76402
a square filled in with vivid reddish orange color  #f76402.
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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28 springfieldians later @springfieldians.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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spooky flatline 🔞 @dixie-flatline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A man at a gay bar asks "hey before we go back to my place, I should ask: are you a top or a bottom?" Shadow the Hedgehog, wearing a croptop that says "SLUT" replies "I am ambivalent."
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can’t get over how fucking excellent Versailles by Carly Rae Jepsen is
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There's a bush outside my apartment that is home to dozens of rats. I call it the rat bush. I have come to view it as a minor nature deity and I rely on its sage advice. A man asks "oh rat bush, do I truly deserve affection?" Multiple squeaks emanate from the rat bush. The man cries and says "you're right rat bush, I am worthy of love!" The rat bush continues to squeak.
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28 springfieldians later @springfieldians.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We all had a nonbinary kid in our high school that wanted people to call them Roxas, right?
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Sean Walters @seanwrite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Official video for 1977 song “Sheena is a Punk Rocker” by Ramones. Sheena referred to comic book character “Sheena, Queen of the Jungle” according to Joey Ramones. The song reached #22 on the UK chart. From the album Rocket to Russia. #PunkRock m.youtube.com/watch?v=yCW7...
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Ramones - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Ramones
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28 springfieldians later @springfieldians.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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zorabug 🐛 @witchsocks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Hikaru Utada - Simple and Clean (PLANITb Remix) (Definitive Remaster)
YouTube video by Cryptonix01
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Page Six Reports is a beautiful name for a little monster
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I promise that my own personal tragedy will not interfere with my ability to do good hair
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Sean Walters @seanwrite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Three-Song Peel Session of The Jesus and Mary Chain from February 3, 1985. Includes "Just Like Honey". Length: 8:10. m.youtube.com/watch?v=OAco...
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The Jesus and Mary Chain - Peel Session 1985
YouTube video by Vibracobra23
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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 10/09/2026
happy saw (2004) day to all those who celebrate #September10
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28 springfieldians later @springfieldians.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
happy labor day to all the workers and parasites
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 03/09/2026
Height: around a kitten's height
Weight: around a kitten's weight
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A man stands behind the 4 panels of a comic as if the comic is representing a window. he is dressed in a Japanese schoolgirl outfit. One of his friends comments "when he's wearing his Rei Ayanami schoolgirl outfit, he does this in front of every window he passes by."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/08/2026
‘This Is Like Something Out Of A David Lynch Film,’ Says Man Driving Car With Headlights On
‘This Is Like Something Out Of A David Lynch Film,’ Says Man Driving Car With Headlights On
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💀CoooOOOOOoooOODY👻 @codyanskaya.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Meanwhile real consoles are left to suffer
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Praying that gen beta will do a 2010s revival
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
@kibblesmith

Hello, oh you don't have a ramp I guess, okay well lets talk in the driveway my name is Professor X and I run a school for monster babies
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DVD Menus @dvdmenus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
how much deditated wam per suhvuh?
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
omg love this
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Arthur Baron-Clément @arthur.baron-clement.com · 09/08/2026
Rusty (2026)
Rough digital painting of an old rusty sword lost in a flowery landscape.
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Tofu @tofupixel.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
🟦 Goots 200x200, 26 colours Print available: www.inprnt.com/gallery/tofu... #pixelart
pixel art of 3 white geese in a green field, two are looking down and pecking at the ground.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/08/2026
New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras theonion.com/new-evidence-suggests-…
New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras
Latin American Coming-Of-Age Celebration Dates Back To Triassic Period
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Biodiversity Pics @biodiversitypix.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
🍎 La flore et la pomone francaises Paris: Chez l'auteur, rue Furstemberg, 1828-1833. [Source]
Illustration from "La flore et la pomone francaises" (1828-1833) depicting five pairs of cherries. The cherries vary in color and shading, including deep dark purple, black, reddish, and light yellowish tones. Each pair is attached to green stems, with subtle differences in shape and size among the groups. The image is labeled "CERISIER" (cherry tree) with numbered descriptions indicating different cherry varieties. The illustration emphasizes botanical accuracy and fruit detail, presenting a clear, scientific study of cherry types. The background is plain, highlighting the fruit without distractions.
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70s Sci-Fi Art @70sscifiart.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Vintage 1969 H.R. Giger “Freak Out” blacklight poster
Weird bright green artwork of two alien beings in a techno-organic lounge chair, one of whom holds a syringe. Two more alien heads float nearby, tethered to the floor.
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Miles Hyman (American, b.1962) "Canyonland," 2024 Oil on canvas 54 x 81 cm #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
don’t interrupt her, she’s in the zone
a cat wearing headphones and sunglasses with its little baby paws on the turntable being a dj
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
@NoTheOtherJohn

I refer to going to bed as it being time to "Step Up 2: The Sheets." My wife left 3 days ago to meet a friend for lunch and has not returned
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colors.bsky.social @colors.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
#C16072
a square filled in with vivid purplish red color  #c16072.
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colors.bsky.social @colors.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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a square filled in with greenish gray color  #7d9395.
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
"And here we have Duff, Duff Lite, and our newest flavor, Duff Dry."
Season 4 / Episode 16
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
2 heads facing each other, one with 7 dots in it, the other with 3. dots are being transferred between each head. text says: knowledge can be transferred from one person to another
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
A few mobile suit gundam bunnies
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zorabug 🐛 @witchsocks.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
dropped inventory you can loot from me
foil wrapped chocolates in different shapes and sizes. the foil is halloween themed and rangers from pumpkins, skeletons, and other monsters
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Hoggan @hoggan.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Ripe bears season
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