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Phil Deeshols

@phildeeshols.bsky.social
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I’m good at paperwork and choking on cock

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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Happy Pride Part 2!!!!
A picture of a hand hold a copy of Fish and Water by Gengoroh Tagame and a Blu-ray copy of Hairspray
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
He’s coming for your asses!!!
A screenshot of an Apple Wallet push notification that says “Order placed Godzilla has received your order”
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Love going for walks around my neighborhood 🙂
A mama duck and her babiesA dirty drink koozie on the ground that says “I Like BUTT STUFF”
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Damn okay Paul Hollywood
A screenshot from Great British Bake Off of Paul Hollywood talking to Prue. The top text says “For a main course… a load” and the bottom text says “And then for dessert I’d have a load…”.
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
This sounds like a lot of you on here
The back of a blue Ford Escape with a magnet that says “2025 DP Alum”
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
My lil Friday the 13th tattoo I got yesterday 🥰
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
This for me
A DVD cover for the TV show Undeclared
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
A meme that says “current mood” at the top and then an image from The Brady Bunch Movie with Marcia Brady saying “This is all noodleandbeef’s fault.”
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Girl You Need a Shot (of B12) on Apple Music now
The meme with Charli XCX DJing that looks a little fried and says “Wait… Let me listening again”
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Time to watch my family’s traditional Christmas movie 🎥
The poster for Deadly Games: Dial Code Santa Claus.
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
The one for next year has a pretty solid lineup too
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #734,544!
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 25/02/2024
Post a 5 star album you love. Don’t tag anyone, just see who QTs.
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 07/01/2024
Me and @dawnriverman.bsky.social looking cute the other day 🥰
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
Me and @dawnriverman.bsky.social have a tradition every year to watch the best Christmas movie ever made, Dial Code Santa Claus, on Christmas Eve. #filmsky
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
tell us a perfect album that came out when you were 16… Or four perfect albums, because there were four that year
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 25/11/2023
@dawnriverman.bsky.social got me an early Hanukkah gift to celebrate my favorite internet cat!!
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 25/11/2023
💕💕💕
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 24/11/2023
Can we talk about that wig that the Hamburglar was wearing today??
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
As my husband would say, “Lucas looking ass” (he means Claus)
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
tell us a perfect album that came out when u were 16
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
Got my first tattoo today 😌
A tattoo of Homer from The Simpsons with holding a newspaper that says “Funny Dog to Make Life Worthwhile”
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
Carved pumpkins with the in-laws today 🥰
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
Slowdive playing at this nu-metal fest is sending me
A line-up poster for Sick New World
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
Found my Halloween costume for this year 🐸
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
My little idiot 🥰
A picture of a brown/grey tabby cat sitting in a cat tree with a really dumb expression on his face
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
Okay Uniqlo I see you
A screenshot of an e-mail from the brand Uniqlo with the subject “Bottoms to know by name”.
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
Lorcana revealed some new cards and products for their next set and this Winnie the Pooh card is going to be my personality for a little while
A Lorcana card titled “Winnie the Pooh - Hunny Wizard”. Winnie the Pooh is a wizard in a purple cloak with honey and bees surrounding him. It is a 5 ink, inkable card, with 5 strength and willpower. It is a Dreamborn, Hero, Sorcerer type card. It can quest for two lore. It has the text on it “He’d always felt a kinship with honey. They were both golden, and sweet, and likely to end up in sticky situations.”A picture of variety of Lorcana accessories which include a Raya and the Last Dragon deck box and card sleeves, a Mulan deck box and card sleeves, a Beast from Beauty and the Beast playmat, and a Winnie the Pooh - Hunny Wizard playmat.
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
A screenshot from The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 “Day of Wine and D’Oh’Ses” featuring characters that look like The Teletubbies with the caption “(giggling) Hurt everyone.”
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
Made a blueberry dump cake this afternoon 🥰
Blueberry dump cake
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
quote with 4 horror movies to get to know u 📽️🎥 #filmsky
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
Quote reskeet with a picture of your pet. Let’s make the skyline adorable! My handsome boi Juniper 🥰
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Phil Deeshols @phildeeshols.bsky.social · 28/08/2023
20 of some of my favorite songs, no repeat artists, and in no particular order
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