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Max Renn

@bugshit.bsky.social
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Aspiring Death Cult owner. 🔞 www.instagram.com/heavensgatepartyplanners

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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 8h
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How your email finds me.
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When I'm at JCVD fest and I'm trying to remember any other JCVD flick other than Bloodsport
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Groucho Chico Harpo Gummo Zeppo & Karl
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Resident Evil fans when the movie isn't a glorified Tubi original dripping in half hearted fan service
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me out back behind the bar after last call.
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hey man, check out my favourite clip from Dumb & Dumber apropos of nothing.
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Dumb and Dumber: 'Pathetic Loser!'
ALT: Dumb and Dumber: 'Pathetic Loser!'
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mfers using Rotten tomatoes as any sort of legitimate metric gotta have brain damage istg
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So many porn bots trying to follow me and none of them are considerate enough to have a bush
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Mfw my femboy maid be actin up
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Wrestler themed twink bottom pornstsr: Bred Hard
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Final level 'Where my hug at?' demon
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sick of that little elf freak
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Is 'Nintendoid' a slur yet?
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Labia Day
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
At the No Kings rally watching the Zapruder film and shaking my head the whole time so the people around me know I disagree with it.
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Honestly? Repurpose Darkstalkers. Make a different game with those characters because God knows they need to flush money down the toilet on a fighting game that isn't Rival Schools
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Is Romeo & Juliet shonen or shoujo?
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Mr. Beastiality
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This fucking sucks, man.
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Cinephiles will dead set look you in the eye and say "You HAVE to watch this movie by the guy who raped kids or you don't LOVE the medium of film!"
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
*taps mic* Titties = smol Tiddies = lorge Thank you.
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm going back in time and giving Dave Foley estrogen
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
More like State of Dismay
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Two in The Pink Panther
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
She Chowing on my Fat until I Yun
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Can't fool me, I know La Parka when I see him.
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Singing this to the tune of the Mission of Burma song.
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Remember it's BB'W' because no big woman has to get a BB'L'
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Peter denied Jesus three times, because of his slavish dedication to comedy's rule of three.
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
They're eulogising Peter Cullen using those dog ass Michael Bay movies. 😭
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Get ready for Chris Pratt as Optimus Prime.
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
People overreacting to the death's like "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???" Old people die, man. It's not like it's a bunch of 20 year olds dropping like flies.
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My clumsy ass not knowing my own strength reaching for your pp
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
BULLYING WORKS!
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Did a @morningjazz69.bsky.social and @jknuckles.bsky.social hard-boiled homidge
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My horny ass misreading his name: Mmm Dong knots 🤤
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Me, big brain: Nobody realises that Dolly was the second coming of Jesus Christ because she was a woman Everyone's a misogynist but me. 😎
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
First time I posted this someone who didn't follow me shared this and then went into great detail about her favourite stuffie and how much it meant to her as a child. She had no idea.
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Calling my asshole 'Ehrgeiz' because I want you to kiss the ring
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Gamescom could've been an email
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
More like Dolly DeParton
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm escalating this one sided feud.
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My gock in fishnets
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Shout out to nsfw artists who draw a large puffy brown donut for the asshole. ✌️
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A certain flavour of woman will takes shorts at a man's dog shit hourglass, watch, compass, lion tattoos and then be decked out in cabbage looking roses
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"Are tomboys better than femboys?" My brother, comparison is the thief of joy.
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Max Renn @bugshit.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Genuinely starting to believe people who use GenAI are soulless
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