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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a little dog is sleeping on a couch, kicking its paws. A person says, “look! The little kicks!” Panel 2: in awe of the cuteness, the person continues, “what do you think he’s dreaming about?” Panel 3: in the dog’s dream, the pup is wearing a captain’s jacket, holding tightly to a wooden ship on stormy seas. In his other paw, he is gripping a harpoon as an enormous vacuum cleaner breaches violently from the water.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I respect my haters and share their concerns
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Behind the scenes.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026
the truly crazy making part of all of this is that voter fraud EFFECTIVELY DOES NOT EXIST. you have a better chance of finding an actual leprechaun at the end of the rainbow than of finding evidence of voter fraud that influences an election
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Dan Why-Ner @danweiner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tyler Owens with all time teach tape for Special Teams players at every level of football.
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"Danger is my middle name." —Sir Coward Danger Giantpussy
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My heart goes out to the millions of people struggling to remember how to write "Thanks! Sounds great!" in an email.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: breaking news drone footage of an overturned truck with a giant barrel in place of a cargo bed, floating in a body of water. A fire truck and some locals surround the scene. On screen text reads: “BREAKING; Whisky truck crashes into Loch Ness” Panel 2: the Loch Ness monster is facedown in a bush, totally passed out. A local Scot security guard is passing by in a golf cart. He exclaims, “Crikey— what’s this!?”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an exhausted detective leans over his desk with a spread of paperwork and folders. He says, “I’m in too deep. Where is the Spaghetti Man?” Panel 2: on a photograph littered among the evidence, a single small drop of marinara sauce drops with a “plip!” Panel 3: viewed from below, the detective examines the drop of sauce with his finger. Behind him, in a ceiling corner, a rotund chef with a mustache - presumably the Spaghetti Man - holds himself like a spider against the walls.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
El-Sayed: Why would you invite JD Vance? We don’t have more couches here than they do in Ohio.
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 26/08/2026
A phenomenal woman
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two humanoid ants are in the middle of an intense showdown. One of them is holding a giant paperclip with one end straightened out. They are standing on an electric wall outlet. Ant 1, with the paperclip, points to Ant 2 and says, “if I go down, you’re going with me.” Ant 2 grimly replies, “you wouldn’t…” Panel 2: Ant 1 swings the paperclip overhead, aimed directly into the wall outlet hole. Ant 2 yells, “don’t!!” Panel 3: zoomed way out, the wall outlet explodes a little spark with a POOF! A person on a couch next to the outlet looks over and says, “what the—?!”
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Iran doesn’t need to DDoS attack Bluesky. All it needs to do is post is “what if a DoorDash driver got caught by a speed camera on the way to someone who was having a bad day of executive function”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two raccoons are sitting at a table with a bunch of podcast recording equipment. Raccoon one says into the microphone, “you gotta cut the negativity out of your life.” Panel 2: raccoon replies, “facts” Panel 3: raccoon 1 continues with his hands clasped together to capture the sincerity of his monologue, “that way you have more time to eat garbage.” Raccoon 2 contributes, “that’s facts”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a psychic medium is conducting a seance at a table with a small group of people. With his head lowered, the medium says, “we will now attempt to contact the spirit realm.” Panel 2: a wraith-like ghost is sitting on the toilet in a well-lit bathroom, idly scrolling on its phone. The phone is ringing. Panel 3: displayed on the phone screen is an incoming call 
 from “Creepy Psychic Guy”, whose default contact photo is one of those fuckin bitmoji emoji faces - i can’t stand those things. Anyway the ghost declines the call.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I will be okay. Not because everything is fine, but because I am surprisingly difficult to destroy. Says Skeletor who notices being hard to destroy sure doesn’t mean a bunch of asshoes don’t keep trying.
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Sam Woodcock @samwoodcock.eurosky.social · 09/08/2026
There is so much I going on here
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The connoisseur
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a guy opens the door to his apartment for a girl. He says with a smile, “well, this is my place!” She looks a little surprised. Panel 2: the guy is at the refrigerator across the room, grabbing a beer. He asks the girl, “drink?” His apartment is decorated with a poster of Heath Ledger’s Joker, a huge poster of Thanos wearing a crown, mink coat and sunglasses on a background of buzzwords such as “money - respect - sigma”, and a gold Kaws figurine. At the base of the panel is a pair of video game RPG-style move selections that read FIGHT and FLEE.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: a grey alien emerges from its UFO in front of a crowd of people standing below. The alien says, “earthlings… surrender now… we are—“ Panel 2: the first alien is interrupted by a second, different species of squid-like alien emerging from its ship. The second alien says, “humans! Prepare for—“ Panel 3: the two aliens quickly notice each other, looking surprised. Panel 4: the two aliens are laughing hysterically with their arms around each other amicably, each pointing to the other in a joking manner. This is the third time this has happened. A small group of onlooking humans stand behind them uncomfortably.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an old man lies in a hospice bed, glancing out the window as day breaks. There is a woman asleep on a small couch next to him. The man thinks to himself, “dang, that was stressful. Wouldn’t mind a chill one next time.” Panel 2: the cycle of death and rebirth continues on, represented by the samsara wheel of life, along with splash text which reads: REINCARNATE-O! Panel 3: a solitary duck swims peacefully along the water. It thinks to itself, “nice”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a human backpacker kneels before a family of orangutans. They are exchanging a gentle handshake of sorts so that the human may supplicate himself to the chief orangutan. Journal entry text reads: “Week 4: I am accepted into the tribe.” Panel 2: journal entry: “Week 5: I introduce the tribe to 2012-13 Lebron highlights.” The human is holding his phone horizontally, displaying a YouTube compilation of LeBron James highlights from his legendary season with the Miami Heat. The orangutans are gathered closely around the phone, watching excitedly.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a guy wearing glasses, a backwards flat rim hat, and a graphic t-shirt featuring an image of Ne-Yo (the singer) is holding a vape and appears to be holding in his breath. He says with his hands raised presentationally, “ok now check this:” Panel 2: the guy is blowing fat O’s through each other in a crazy smoke trick. Seated in a circle around him are elder aliens with long wizard-like beards and mysterious sparkling robes, each as tall as a house. The elders are all completely enraptured with the performance of the vape trick guy.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/07/2026
OSSOFF: On day 9, you assured us of Iranian surrender. Does that remain your prediction? HEGSETH: Iran will never have a nuclear weapon O: So to review, you will not answer whether your statement that Iran's military was 'destroyed' was truthful as you sit here and ask for tens of billions more?
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two coworkers stand by a desk, drinking coffee. A third coworker, who happens to be a squid, walks past them holding a large stack of thick binders. One of the human coworkers remarks mockingly, “hey Eric. Need an extra hand with that?” Panel 2: the human coworkers start laughing, but are cut off by an on-screen narrator who enters the frame. The narrator says, “Stop.”Panel 3: the narrator is now standing in front of a closeup shot of Eric the squid at his desk looking distraught. The narrator continues, “squid discrimination in the workplace. Know the signs.”
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 18/07/2026
lost my shit when he said this
mat damon (from spirit: stallion of the cimarron) in the odyssey  saying "I don't want fop goddamn it I'm a dapper Dan man"
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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 15/07/2026
Finally it's my moment to shine
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two ants. Ant 1 asks, “sup?” Ant 2, who is busy writing something at his desk, replies, “sending a party invite.” Panel 2: Ant 1 asks, “isn’t your birthday in like 2 months?” Panel 3: two months later, Ant 2 opens the door for his snail friend, who is wearing a trilby hat and has brought a bottle of wine with a bow on it. Ant 2 says, “you made it”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Wrong turn (1/3)
Page 1 of comic. A village of alien denizens on a planet with a massive black hole in place of a sun. Narrative text reads: We were a peaceful folk. Every day, we’d rise and sing to our sun. Until one day…Page 2. Narrative reads: “It sang back.” A neon blue green comet flies out from the black hole, impossibly. The aliens stare up at the sky.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a hamster is climbing through a connected network of colorful plastic tubes. Panel 2: the hamster is walking through a room connected to the tubes. The hamster passes a second hamster who is wearing a tube top, mini skirt and sunglasses, and is holding a clutch purse and a cigarette. The mini skirt hamster says to the first hamster, “lookin’ for a good time?” The first hamster thinks to itself, “I hate this part of town…”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a couple stands in their backyard, speaking directly to the “camera” in an interview. The woman says, “we called the Dog Whisperer because our dog will not stop crip-walking.” Panel 2: the couple is sitting across from Cesar Milan in their living room. Their little white dog is crip-walking. Panel 2: the dog continues crip-walking, really hittin that. Cesar Milan looks up at the couple and says, “honestly, I don’t know what to tell you”
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
David Purdue's "TOTALLY EXONERATED, NO WRONGDOING" ad but with Folarin Balogun
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two friends sit across from each other at a restaurant table. One has his head in his hands, looking stressed out. He says, “oh no…” to which his friend replies, “what?” Panel 2: the first guy, clutching the middle of his brow, says, “every time I have a cute waitress, I turn into an armadillo.” The waitress approaches from around a corner. His friend, who looks only minority concerned, replies, “just chill out, man.” Panel 3: the waitress arrives at the table and sets some menus out. She begins to say, “hi, welcome to—“ but is interrupted by the first guy, who is now a small armadillo. He blurts out, “I’ll have a water.”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a monkey behind the wheel of a car is eating a banana. His foot is on the steering wheel. The monkey asks, “so, can you drive this thing?” Panel 2: another monkey sitting in the passenger seat is wearing wraparound pit viper sunglasses and also stuffing his face with a banana. He replies, “can I what” Panel 3: the banana truck they’ve hijacked goes flying over the edge of a cliff.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 03/07/2026
Mamdani: "Therein lies the work of America -- a striving, a bettering, the reaching toward perfection. What a privilege each of us has to live in a nation that every one of its inhabitants can shape. What a responsibility each of us possesses to prove ourselves worthy of all those who came before."
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Just as an FYI, the Spotify soundtrack for CFB27 is out, if you'd like to hear the Sacramento State fight song, or perhaps a marching band arrangement of Pink Pony Club: open.spotify.com/album/5a06HD...
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EA SPORTS College Football 27: Halftime (Original Soundtrack) - Album by EA SPORTS College Football Marching Band | Spotify
EA SPORTS College Football Marching Band · album · 2026 · 20 songs
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Guaranteed: 1) Black girls will be harassed and demanded to be tested over and over again regardless of how competitive they are. 2) Winners from public schools will be relentlessly hounded by the parents and coaches of losers at private schools, with the goal of making them quit the sport.
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hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 30/06/2026
hand clasp meme. The two arms say "First Season of Game Of Thrones" and "World Cup Round Of 32." Their clasped hands say "Sudden NED exit"
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
you ever seen somebody so good at what they do that his opponents were chanting his name and carrying him off the stage afterwards
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daniel lopez @danananananiel.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
México’s goalkeeper reaches to block the ball while the famous Mexican pet duck helps on behalf of all of México
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