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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 4h
y'all... 🤭😭
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a little dog is sleeping on a couch, kicking its paws. A person says, “look! The little kicks!” Panel 2: in awe of the cuteness, the person continues, “what do you think he’s dreaming about?” Panel 3: in the dog’s dream, the pup is wearing a captain’s jacket, holding tightly to a wooden ship on stormy seas. In his other paw, he is gripping a harpoon as an enormous vacuum cleaner breaches violently from the water.
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Phil @philbertsc.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Cola residents: You merely adopted the heat, I was born in it, sweated in it. I didn't see snow until I was already a man...
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Phil @philbertsc.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This just reminded me of the time I was at Hall's in Columbia and we chatted up the waitress and she revealed a Wu Tang tattoo inside her lip. Fantastic evening.
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Phil @philbertsc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's written in the stars at this point
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Phil @philbertsc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's nice to enjoy this after winning
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Phil @philbertsc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The crowd shots are erotic
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Phil @philbertsc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Like everything, I'm sure we deserved it
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Phil @philbertsc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I've been waiting for that guy for 4 years
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I respect my haters and share their concerns
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Behind the scenes.
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Phil @philbertsc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dealing with the exact same thing. Going to try cause leather cleaner was not getting it done.
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Phil @philbertsc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And then Harris not hustling on the double play ball he hit.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Phil @philbertsc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Im there now
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026
the truly crazy making part of all of this is that voter fraud EFFECTIVELY DOES NOT EXIST. you have a better chance of finding an actual leprechaun at the end of the rainbow than of finding evidence of voter fraud that influences an election
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Dan Why-Ner @danweiner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tyler Owens with all time teach tape for Special Teams players at every level of football.
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Phil @philbertsc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And running 4th quarter clock
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"Danger is my middle name." —Sir Coward Danger Giantpussy
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My heart goes out to the millions of people struggling to remember how to write "Thanks! Sounds great!" in an email.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: breaking news drone footage of an overturned truck with a giant barrel in place of a cargo bed, floating in a body of water. A fire truck and some locals surround the scene. On screen text reads: “BREAKING; Whisky truck crashes into Loch Ness” Panel 2: the Loch Ness monster is facedown in a bush, totally passed out. A local Scot security guard is passing by in a golf cart. He exclaims, “Crikey— what’s this!?”
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Phil @philbertsc.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Thinking about the insurance hedging, it appears Gamepoint is taking advantage of market inefficiencies. If a college pays $40k to hedge a $100k bonus and GP finds Kalshi traders willing to take $30k for $100k payout, then GP makes $10k with no risk.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an exhausted detective leans over his desk with a spread of paperwork and folders. He says, “I’m in too deep. Where is the Spaghetti Man?” Panel 2: on a photograph littered among the evidence, a single small drop of marinara sauce drops with a “plip!” Panel 3: viewed from below, the detective examines the drop of sauce with his finger. Behind him, in a ceiling corner, a rotund chef with a mustache - presumably the Spaghetti Man - holds himself like a spider against the walls.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
El-Sayed: Why would you invite JD Vance? We don’t have more couches here than they do in Ohio.
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
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Phil @philbertsc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hell yeah brother, let's get irrationally confident
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 26/08/2026
A phenomenal woman
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Phil @philbertsc.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Indie band Kitten Daddy
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two humanoid ants are in the middle of an intense showdown. One of them is holding a giant paperclip with one end straightened out. They are standing on an electric wall outlet. Ant 1, with the paperclip, points to Ant 2 and says, “if I go down, you’re going with me.” Ant 2 grimly replies, “you wouldn’t…” Panel 2: Ant 1 swings the paperclip overhead, aimed directly into the wall outlet hole. Ant 2 yells, “don’t!!” Panel 3: zoomed way out, the wall outlet explodes a little spark with a POOF! A person on a couch next to the outlet looks over and says, “what the—?!”
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Phil @philbertsc.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Jesus, I need a trigger warning
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Phil @philbertsc.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This is rough even for Cola
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Iran doesn’t need to DDoS attack Bluesky. All it needs to do is post is “what if a DoorDash driver got caught by a speed camera on the way to someone who was having a bad day of executive function”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two raccoons are sitting at a table with a bunch of podcast recording equipment. Raccoon one says into the microphone, “you gotta cut the negativity out of your life.” Panel 2: raccoon replies, “facts” Panel 3: raccoon 1 continues with his hands clasped together to capture the sincerity of his monologue, “that way you have more time to eat garbage.” Raccoon 2 contributes, “that’s facts”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a psychic medium is conducting a seance at a table with a small group of people. With his head lowered, the medium says, “we will now attempt to contact the spirit realm.” Panel 2: a wraith-like ghost is sitting on the toilet in a well-lit bathroom, idly scrolling on its phone. The phone is ringing. Panel 3: displayed on the phone screen is an incoming call 
 from “Creepy Psychic Guy”, whose default contact photo is one of those fuckin bitmoji emoji faces - i can’t stand those things. Anyway the ghost declines the call.
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Phil @philbertsc.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Did my part
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I will be okay. Not because everything is fine, but because I am surprisingly difficult to destroy. Says Skeletor who notices being hard to destroy sure doesn’t mean a bunch of asshoes don’t keep trying.
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Sam Woodcock @samwoodcock.eurosky.social · 09/08/2026
There is so much I going on here
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The connoisseur
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a guy opens the door to his apartment for a girl. He says with a smile, “well, this is my place!” She looks a little surprised. Panel 2: the guy is at the refrigerator across the room, grabbing a beer. He asks the girl, “drink?” His apartment is decorated with a poster of Heath Ledger’s Joker, a huge poster of Thanos wearing a crown, mink coat and sunglasses on a background of buzzwords such as “money - respect - sigma”, and a gold Kaws figurine. At the base of the panel is a pair of video game RPG-style move selections that read FIGHT and FLEE.
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Phil @philbertsc.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Still got mine
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Phil @philbertsc.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
1000% had forgotten that Kenny Pickett was on the Panthers now
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: a grey alien emerges from its UFO in front of a crowd of people standing below. The alien says, “earthlings… surrender now… we are—“ Panel 2: the first alien is interrupted by a second, different species of squid-like alien emerging from its ship. The second alien says, “humans! Prepare for—“ Panel 3: the two aliens quickly notice each other, looking surprised. Panel 4: the two aliens are laughing hysterically with their arms around each other amicably, each pointing to the other in a joking manner. This is the third time this has happened. A small group of onlooking humans stand behind them uncomfortably.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an old man lies in a hospice bed, glancing out the window as day breaks. There is a woman asleep on a small couch next to him. The man thinks to himself, “dang, that was stressful. Wouldn’t mind a chill one next time.” Panel 2: the cycle of death and rebirth continues on, represented by the samsara wheel of life, along with splash text which reads: REINCARNATE-O! Panel 3: a solitary duck swims peacefully along the water. It thinks to itself, “nice”
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