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Phil Galasso

@philbertgrape.bsky.social
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Like Trudy would say, I ain't playing.

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knickerbacker.bsky.social @knickerbacker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ooh I’m up to 996 followers. My thousandth follower can pick any Knick and ask me to write a haiku about them.
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Phil Galasso @philbertgrape.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Deleted scene from #DIGGER
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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
john carpenter writing the soundtracks to assault on precinct 13 and halloween
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Bearji @bearji.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HE IS STILL COOL
HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN COOL
~JAMES
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every available photo of Coach Bud looks like he’s learning this information for the first time.
Coach Bud looking confused Confused looking Coach BudCoach Bud looking confused
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bruce Springsteen is 77. Seen here looking like a guy in Twin Peaks who’s telling Coop that the birds fly backwards over the town between 1.22am - 2.22am.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
People forget the Knicks won the NBA Championship
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Ian McNaughton @ianmcnaughton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Latrell Sprewell to P.J. Carlesimo (colourized, 1997)
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
imagine a divorce so bad it turns you into mickey rourke
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Exploding Helicopter @chopperfireball.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I've still got Rogue Mission, The Last Stand and No Nation to watch. It's incredible/infuriating that in a 12-strong action film series they've NEVER blown up a helicopter.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Tweet from shawnatron (@online_shawn):

A cat heroically struggling to call 911 with his paws while you watch, dying and helpless on the floor, but he's using the tv remote
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TreatOrTrix Point Never 🎃 @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Steve Ballmer will have had multiple years of his life ruined by a person called Uncle Dennis. A win for the little guy, really.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Child: It’s the mayor. Mamdani: *laughs* Child: What? You are the mayor. You could become the king. Mamdani: I’m happy as the mayor. Jalen Brunson is the king.
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flanthippe @flanthippe.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
Barry Lyndon × 21 Savage "a lot"
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 5
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James “Vamp” Fleet @horrorfilms101.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Stephen King says “Jack Torrance has a mallet” and then Kubrick says “Actually he has an ax” and everyone cheers. King says “Fine, you all want axes? Here, Annie Wilkes has an ax,” and Reiner says “Actually she has a big mallet,” and everyone cheers.
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Elon Green @elongreen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
years ago me and Ms. Moreno talked about how this came together and it was the greatest www.newyorker.com/culture/cult...
“The contrast is outrageous! There’s this sex bomb in front, and this, this creature—I don’t know what else to call him—this fuzzy, violent, nasty creature in back who only got pleasure out of making people and other Muppets unhappy. A creature of impulse, let’s put it that way. And when I watch myself—’cause I’m usually so critical—but when I watch myself, I just laugh at me. What I love about it is that my character’s trying so hard to be sexy and sultry. And this horrible creature in back of me is acting up. [Laughter] See? I can’t stop laughing. It tickles me to death.
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
What?
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Phil Galasso @philbertgrape.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Good movie.
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strap-tap @strap-tap.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Curtis Mayfield's Superfly over Olivia Miles highlights 🥽 Credit to @seanahurd.bsky.social #WNBA
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Huell Howser 24/7 livestream? Huell Howser 24/7 livestream
youtube.com
24/7 Huell Howser Live Stream
YouTube video by PBS SoCal
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Celebration Station @abracabradabra.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Arrested Development character Kitty Sanchez maniacally laughing alongside her boss in a public display of sycophant fealty and devotion.
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Phil Galasso @philbertgrape.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Flock-o'-Lantern @buckrawheat.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Batfleck armored up to fight Superman. He is presumably saying the line "do you bleed"
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
the Field of Dreams game has reminded me to once again watch John Mulaney presenting the Academy Award for sound
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Steph Noh @stephnoh.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Five months ago, I wanted to write about Westbrook's misunderstood personality because I felt like he wasn't getting nearly enough coverage with the finish line in sight. Glad I got to write the story. Salute to an amazing career. www.sportingnews.com/us/nba/sacra...
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The hidden side of Russell Westbrook: NBA's most hostile interview is also its kindest teammate | Sporting News
No player in the NBA may be more different behind the scenes than he is with the media than Russell Westbrook.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Bill-a Lugosi's Dead @neokefka99.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
ngl, miss the days vhen movies would get called stuff like Violent Justice, be about shit like a serial killer assassinating people to help cover up a conspiracy only a karate cop could unravel and then a song that sounds like poor man's michael bolton played over the credits.
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Brady Klopfer @bradyklopfer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The legend Robin Lopez
Tweet from Robin Lopez that reads: Biggest issue: if you’re being drafted, people are saying “we want you around for 4 years” & I can’t imagine anybody wants Enes Kanter or Royce White around them for even 4 minutes. We’ve seen this illustrated whenever Enes is near Turkey or Royce comes close to logic/reality
Robin Lopez responding to Royce white. White says: lol join the club ROBIN … I’ll slap your big goofy ass, bitch slap you like pootie tang! I will fight over these trans rights.

Lopez responds: yes we get it you love slapping people with women’s names
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Morris “Day and The Time” Katz @vodkasnowflake.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
omg lol
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Drew McWeeny @drewmcweeny.com · 08/08/2026
Dunno. I mean, I've told it to people, but I'm not sure I've told it in a public forum. It's a good one. Makes me cackle. I heard it from one of the people Lynch leaned on the hardest on that film, the guy who tracked down the warehouse space in Northridge that Lynch rented as a "soundstage." (1/10)
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Matt Singer @mattsinger.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I just remembered this line and laughed like a madman all over again.
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
🛥️ 💥 🫍
Michael Madsen (rip) as bud in kill bill vol 1an2 saying Those orcas deserve their revenge
And those yachts deserve to die
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
ok but pulitzer for whoever got this shot, it’s so good
dog in blue vest with sunglasses in waves with surfboard
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Derek Faraci @whwoolhat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.
An ad for Morton Salt that shows the Little Morton Salt Girl with her umbrella. The text reads "She was there when life was created."
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Phil Galasso @philbertgrape.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
@declouxj.bsky.social just watched Pyun's SLINGER cut of CYBORG in b/w as you suggested in your writing. Fucking amazing. Thanks!
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
On the Mount Rushmore of deleted tweets.
A deleted tweet from Pabst Blue Ribbon reading “not drinking this January? Try eating ass!”
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards."
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matt lynch @colonelmortimer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
It's "Why am I like this?"
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.
Screenshot from the paywall on a Wired article that reads: “You’ve read your last free article.”
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY (2026)
Julianna Margulies and Archie Panjabi clearly not being physically present at the same time for a scene on The Good Wife
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Overlook Hotel July 4th Ball 1921
Black and white version of the photo of the Spanish team celebrating their World Cup victory with Trump who wouldn't get off the stage
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Andrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Happy for this guy.
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
"Hahaha, Kermit, that's hilarious, that really is. But have you seen The Odyssey yet? You really should. Take the whole gang, take Pig, take Bear. If you can see it in IMAX 70mm, you should, but anyway you see it, it's a great time at the theater."
Tom Cruise doing one of those Tom Cruise laughs while talking to his close personal friend, Kermit the Frog, at the World Cup.
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
cruise (maintaining intense eye contact and leaning forward to perform active listening): cookies? that’s fantastic, wow
tom cruise with Elmo and Cookie Monster
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Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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