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sports, satire, stats, shipping, storms, socialism, and a smidgen of smarm. nothing gets serious until the third round

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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 44m
going to be incredible theatre to watch a firing squad shooting a guy in a wheelchair on national TV
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 49m
the Onion remains undefeated theonion.com/doj-to-bring...
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DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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Kevin Collier @kevincollier.bsky.social · 4h
Two big bits of news today: You're not allowed to be mean to one of the main AIs anymore and also the president says you're not allowed to say AI anymore.
Trump on Truth Social: The White House considers anyone that uses the term, “Artificial Intelligence,” as opposed to the highly accepted new and more accurate term, “Super Intelligence,” THE ENEMY! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 4h
i dunno what it is about the German language, but every time i hear a German getting worked up while standing at a podium i can't help but feel the Low Countries should be worried
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Anna Lührmann @annaluehrmann.eurosky.social · 7h
I stand in solidarity with researchers at the #disinfo2026 conference. We need brave researchers and civil society in our fight against disinformation. EU institutions and governments should not cave under US pressure.
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 4h
Google also expects Isaias to move faster than the traditional models, which would allow Isaias to get much stronger as it would avoid some of the wind shear building along the northern Gulf. as a result, their forecast has Isaias hitting cat 3 major hurricane status before making landfall at cat 2.
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 4h
Google's model has been the top performer both last year and this year and it, along with the other machine learning models are putting Isaias farther to the east.
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 5h
and most modeling now expects Isaias to reach cat 2 strength in the next 12 hours before making landfall tomorrow night
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 5h
water temperatures in the Gulf are about 1 - 2 degrees warmer than normal, so plenty of energy to fuel Isaias' development
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 5h
on top of that, the entire coastal region from Biloxi to Tallahassee can expect 4-6" of rain, although i think that estimate will go up as Isaias gets closer to coming ashore
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 5h
Isaias will track across almost the entire width of the Gulf south to north, and will be pushing a significant amount of water along it's right front quadrant. current forecast is for a 5-7 ft. storm surge at the point of landfall and to the east.
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 5h
the official forecast track has Isaias coming ashore right at the Alabama/Florida border but overall the models are leaning a bit farther east along the Florida panhandle
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 5h
but let's get back to our main area of interest in the Atlantic basin, where hurricane Isaias now has a defined eyewall and is tracking north toward landfall along the US Gulf coast
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 5h
huh starting to think that calm summer was just to lull everyone into a false sense of security
map showing tropical storm Rachel tracking toward Baja California and into Arizona, tropical storm Simon tracking north along Mexico's west coast, and hurricane Isaias tracking toward landfall on the Alabama/Florida border
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Andrea Woo @andreawoo.bsky.social · 6h
Hoooboy. The NDP has surfaced these fairly recent tweets from Joachim Agou, the Conservative candidate for Victoria-Beacon Hill. Includes video of car driving into Sept 2025 pro-Palestinian demonstration in Switzerland and Agou replying in French: "He should have reversed as well!!!"
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Seraphgrim @seraphgrim.bsky.social · 6h
Maybe they should've signed him this summer?? This entire saga is one of the most incredible instances of a team kicking itself in the balls non-stop that I've ever seen.
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 6h
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Dwight Schrute: It's True
Alt: Dwight Schrute: It's True
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The Map Center @mapcenter.com · 07/10/2026
I had the great privilege of visiting Kosovo a few years ago. Road signs were in Serbian and Albanian because people have STRONG preferences about not being forced to use one language or another. This stuff can result in violence. Go ahead. Try calling Derry "Londonderry."
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 7h
69% chance
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 7h
10 NHL games on the schedule and today's rogue pick is the Sabres at home against Dallas
Home	Home Odds	Away	Away Odds	Implied Home Win Prob.	Home Win Prob.
BOS	2.05	UTA	1.80	0.468	0.424
BUF	2.02	DAL	1.82	0.474	0.527
MTL	1.60	NSH	2.40	0.600	0.511
OTT	1.56	PHI	2.50	0.616	0.672
TBL	1.70	MIN	2.20	0.563	0.566
CAR	1.29	VAN	3.70	0.741	0.738
NYI	1.54	CHI	2.54	0.622	0.672
STL	1.70	SJS	2.20	0.563	0.607
CGY	2.95	COL	1.42	0.325	0.456
VGK	1.59	TOR	2.42	0.604	0.690
Expected correct picks: 6.1
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 8h
i guess we shouldn't have taken the Pens ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Home	Home Score	Away	Away Score	Home Odds	Away Odds	Home Win Prob.	Result	Against Odds
WSH	5	PIT	3	1.62	2.36	0.452	False	Loss
WPG	3	COL	2	2.60	1.52	0.378	False	----
ANA	2	EDM	5	2.10	1.77	0.498	True	----

Accuracy =  0.333
Payout Ratio =  0.59
Kelly Payout Ratio =  0.41

Oddsmaker Accuracy =  0.667
Favourites Payout =  1.13
Underdogs Payout =  0.87
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 9h
i'm sure this is fine
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 9h
i will take the over
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 22h
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
plenty of warm water to fuel intensification for Isaias as it traverses the Gulf and modelling is expecting a Cat 2 hurricane on landfall
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
models are pretty tightly clustered on a long counterclockwise arc through the middle of Gulf of Mexico and up to landfall somewhere between Mississippi and the Florida panhandle
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
here's a look at tropical storm Isaias this morning, churning away in the Bay of Campeche
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
kids these days
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
light three game slate today, and the model is going straight road teams. biggest risk is taking the Pens in Washington.
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
well, we split the difference and did pretty well on the day. guess the Panthers had to win one of these west coast games.
Home	Home Score	Away	Away Score	Home Odds	Away Odds	Home Win Prob.	Result	Against Odds
TOR	5	NSH	4	1.65	2.30	0.496	False	Loss
MTL	4	CAR	6	2.00	1.83	0.425	True	----
DET	5	OTT	3	1.91	1.91	0.543	True	----
NJD	3	UTA	5	1.77	2.10	0.472	True	Win
BUF	3	MIN	2	1.93	1.89	0.504	True	Win
NYR	5	NYI	2	1.65	2.30	0.529	True	----
CHI	4	STL	2	2.24	1.68	0.392	False	----
SEA	2	VGK	6	2.50	1.56	0.391	True	----
LAK	1	FLA	2	2.02	1.82	0.550	False	Loss

Accuracy =  0.667
Payout Ratio =  1.22
Kelly Payout Ratio =  1.18

Oddsmaker Accuracy =  0.667
Favourites Payout =  1.16
Underdogs Payout =  0.7
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the damn socialists have gone too far
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Brian Finucane @bcfinucane.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Peacemaker's Peace Quote in The Suicide Squad
ALT: Peacemaker's Peace Quote in The Suicide Squad
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
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We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Seth Klein @sethdklein.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Vancouver friends! Second day of advance voting is today. In my newsletter today, I explain why Vancouver’s historic climate leadership hangs in the balance in this municipal election. And, for those curious, I share how I'm casting my ballot: sethdklein.substack.com/p/vancouvers...
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Vancouver’s historic climate leadership hangs in the balance in this municipal election
If incumbent mayor Ken Sim and his ABC party are re-elected this month, virtually everything won on climate to-date will be toast. My election advice...
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Dean Baker @deanbaker13.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Donald Trump told us that the trade deficit is the result of stupid policies by stupid presidents deanbaker22.substack.com/p/under-trum...
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Under Trump, Foreigners are Ripping Us Off More Than Ever: Trade Deficit Jumps in August
By Trump’s own measure, the economy looks really bad
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
well,...
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
concerning
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Sande @sande0724.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fact.
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Marlon is definitely smellin' it
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Dave Zirin @edgeofsports.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
F*cking hysterical. The Ravens players were all given invites to stand with Trump today at a Baltimore photo op and only four showed. Three of the four were the punter, the kicker, and the long snapper. I’m dyin’ 😂
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Giant Domino Effect Chain Reaction
Alt: Giant Domino Effect Chain Reaction
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
haha wow
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
regardless of the winds, prepare for heavy rains all along the northern Gulf coast. the 2026 storm season is calm no more.
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
early modeling indicates this storm could reach cat 3 before making landfall, but more likely a cat 2 or high cat 1 hurricane.
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
forecast track guidance from a super ensemble of all the models has this storm tracking toward the Mississippi/Alabama border. no sharpie needed this time. multiple refineries look to be in the path of this thing. good thing there isn't a fuel supply crisis going on at the moment.
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
well that escalated quickly
seven day graphical tropical weather outlook map showing that the system in the Gulf has now been classified as tropical depression 9
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
yep. i have it about the same at 54/46.
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ok now you piqued my interest. what are the tax reasons?
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
but as i said yesterday, the consensus is a move east and then north over the Gulf, which will give this system plenty of runway to build up some strength and the intensity models are starting to reflect that. this is going to be one to keep an eye, people.
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