iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

So the three bike lanes i use regularly are now gone.

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Just need to verify what the red part of the map means.

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Imagine being an LP reading this and then giving them 10 yards of OPM.

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I am being radicalized into declaring a fatwa against Californians.

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🚨 hard hitting journalism alert 🚨

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God that’s funny when it doesn’t negatively impact me.

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I come to you now, at the turn of the tides.

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Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Guy does not know his base at all. These people love being backwards and poor

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Do you guys think he’d really be like that?

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Picking up an extra shift at the branch

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I suspect the belief that data centres will end male loneliness is a big driver of male loneliness.

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Mr Johnson, please continue to focus on your own mortality and the pursuit of optimizing your nighttime erections comparatively with your son instead of torturing animals thanks.

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Reminding everyone which building to shoot at. Masterful gambit sir 👍

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>wants to find the geomorphology section of the microblogging universe >comes alive in tragic mass wasting events

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Being able to read and never having paid for mitt. Starting to feel pretty overqualified for the premier law enforcement agency.

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This is what the future America looks like under Mamdani

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I think it’s appalling to even think that sending Milo to an Eswatini prison is funny. Shame on you guys for laughing at the idea of Milo in a horrifying third-world prison just because he got his comeuppance. Shame.

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Got the ingredients for an authentic carbonara except I forgot the half / half so I just used vanilla Greek yogurt.

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Milo Yiannopoulos, Marc Andreesens preferred candidate?

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mfw when I brought up Früli Friday and then forgot to get it

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Watching the Jackson Hole speech and I’m stuck on this.

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Mucking protein shakes and ritually covering myself in war boy chalk, but on the couch.

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Is x transvestigating Dolly Parton?

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If we can hold out for just a while longer, we’re going to have a lot less Americans to have to negotiate against.

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Hey Osita, drop a line next time youre passing through Toronto. Would love to meet Big fan of your work

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Once again we give thanks to the hybrid Neanderthal who figured out that bitter leaves can be fixed with this one trick

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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The Right Honourable Prime Minister Wheyfu announces the name to replace Lake America

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Reposted by Jonesy

we have to put down Yale sophomores

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Still throwing up the wanking motion to cyber trucks like I’m repping blood in my 6-4

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One thing we know for sure having seen how passionate this guy is, he will absolutely vote for the same thing again.

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Map quest makes the wokest maps (laudatory)

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Welcome to the United States, the show the where everything is America and the laws don’t matter. That’s right, the laws don’t matter, like chasing a pony keg of 9% beer with a clean finish Mexican lager

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I want an exec order changing the name of the weekdays. He ran on a platform of Turkmenbaşymaxxing and it’s time he gave the people what they want.

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I do love when they have an easel.

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