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Ernest "Dead" Penfold

@penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social
5.2K followers 2.5K following 19K posts

i just wanna grill for god’s sake! link: linktr.ee/penfoldsfive location: Indiana pronouns in bio: he/him

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Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 3h
It is funny (in the joker way, as per usual) how so many people's lives were completely shattered over copyright trolling from companies who treated downloading a song as a capital offense but the moment they could make money on it themselves it instantly stopped being relevant
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 16h
referring to rape as just "one strike", but wokely
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22h
This is what women on the right say about another woman who was gang raped. These are the same people our current Dem leadership thinks should be allowed to participate in normal society after we wrest control from the psychos.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it was smart of jacob geller to only post about what he did to his 50k followers on here instead of to his 1.5 million youtube subs or on his patreon. that way fewer people know about it and he limits the financial hit
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 23h
the "officer down" smiling star meme, except it says "pedophile down"
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026
i said it then and i'll say it now, him getting slapped was funny and Will should do it again.
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Pabst Boo Ronin @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Doing the "Burn down a Walmart" tweet but for pedophiles
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
mods are asleep time to post rare mike traceys
This man is allegedly 38 years old
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
"oh no people are being too mean to my emotional support video essay guy after he got outed as a rapist"
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Seeing a lot of "so if someone has ever done anything wrong, suddenly theyre evil???" And like, is it just some random bad thing or is it a specific thing that is generally considered one of the worst things. Should we perhaps not flatten sex crimes into the same category as not using a turn signal
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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nailing my pro sexual assault thesis to the church door in defense of a uncanny looking midwit who makes essays called 'the asymptomatic horrors of crash bandicoot 2'
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026
this is NOT an article from the Onion, somehow
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026
We don’t cancel rapists enough, imo
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026
my favorite painter/dog enthusiast got outed as a genocidal maniac, in this essay i will explain why we should give him room to redeem himself and let him back into society
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026
oh damn, whiskey friday is almost over
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026
“your honor, i did commit those horrific crimes, but you gotta understand i felt sad about it afterwards!”
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Reading about Russian history
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trigger warning SA the "promising young men" who never faced consequences, justice or charges are now in charge of the world. Judges, deans, officers, politicians are to blame but so is everyone who turned a blind eye, who didnt believe victims, who blamed victims.
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
alright, i'll join in on the spooky name thing
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 13/06/2025
"So a dog walks into a bar, an-" Bluesky user interrupting: hey, why is there a dog in that bar? do you know how unsanitary that is?? X user interrupting: I know that dog is a fucking Jew. Threads user interrupting: how long do wallet inspectors take to do their job? cause mine's taking a while.
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
i don't think he even knows how to put on clothes
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't think they'll ever recreate what it was like to be on twitter in the 2010s. Soap opera stuff happening constantly. Poster you were vaguely aware of involved in federal fentanyl bust. Poster whose jokes you occasionally liked posed as his aunt (or wife?) for 6 years. Pastor who steals jokes
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 01/10/2026
get his ass
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 01/10/2026
it's proof that twitter will cook your brain, and even those who align themselves with the left are not immune to this!
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026
It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
cnn.com
The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 01/10/2026
don’t care, still not voting for Newsom
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
pretty telling how NOT heated centrist libs are getting over this development especially since they spent the past month or so crashing out over people saying that they weren’t gonna vote for transphobic democrats.
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Got CTE from Playing Peek a boo @doubledoinkrigged.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
19th century Ryan Grim: Based on the orderly nature of the stab wounds, “the ripper” is a highly inaccurate name. Its journalistic malpractice to not give “Jack” credit for minimizing suffering and killing painlessly 19th century Michael Tracey: I think these bitches alive 💯
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 30/09/2026
Folks, Mr. Jambo has done it again
youtu.be
Kyle Gordon - If You Break Up With Me (feat. 10 Year Plan) [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by kylegordonisgreat
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
i know it smell crazy in there
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
when you run a website but are also just a smol little bean
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Chat, is it good when a site's head of trust and safety uses an automated system to block half the users?
Screenshot of Aaron Rodericks, Bluesky's head of trust and safety, saying "Automated block actions on my account so that I can stay unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing. TBH it was well overdue.
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Liz as in lizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @sloppers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ralph Nader did the most evil thing ever and that was allowing W to win somehow. Also I think W was actually a good guy who wasn’t as bad as the vulgar guy I hate. I’m the average lib voter
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
INCREDIBLE
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
it's Ralph Nader's fault that George W. Bush, a guy I love very much now, won the 2000 election. no, i'm not suffering from any sort of cognitive dissonance here.
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
lol nearly 26 years later libs are still blaming Nader for losing to a guy they now very much love.
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
here, have a beer
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
I will not violate the TOS. I will not violate the TOS. I will not violate the TOS. I will not violate the TOS. I will not violate the TOS. I will not violate the TOS. I will not violate the TOS. I will not violate the TOS. I will not violate the TOS. I will not violate the TOS.
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 29/09/2026
@repmaxinewaters.bsky.social we need you to finish the job.
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Hootsifer - The Spooky Owl Abode! @hootsiferhouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jfc talk about going to bed angry lmao This is the dude calling women "whores" yesterday, shitting on Molly Shah, and defending Brock Turner's "punishment" (slap on the wrist)
@ablativmeatshld.bsky.social: Hey there buddy. You doing ok?

You feeling good?

If you want, I can suggest some other folks for you to snitch tag like a little bitch and whine about them following me.

Like, seriously, this is what they fucking teach you kids?

Put on your big boy pants.

All you have is "he thinks registries are bad, so he's a rapist" and "he has no regard for morons and calls them bad names."

I'd feel bad for you, if I thought you were... You know... A person.

But I don't.

You're a leftist version of a trumpist. Sad and worthless.

You wanna know who I feel bad for?

Your parents. Because they have to love their lives knowing they raised this sort of failure of a child.

Whaaaaaa he's MEAN and calls people MEAN NAMES hey you person I don't know HE TRICKED YOU you better not follow him or you're a meanie too!

Have you ever wondered why your mom gets that sad, almost defeated look in her eyes whenever you get mentioned?

This is why.

I'm going to go back to drinking bourbon and being embarrassed on your behalf now. You have fun flailing ineffectually.
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 29/09/2026
liberals: *sees capitalists doing capitalist things capitalistly* what are we a bunch of COMMIES?????
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Greenb3ar @greenb3ar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LOL, LMAO
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Marquis @resurrectedmarquis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is... is he gonna teach people how to say it?
Michael Richards Acting Workshop
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
the liberal mantra: "if it doesn't affect me personally, it's not important. Dems aren't hurting me so quit whining about the Dems hurting you"
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
well i'm glad you found a way to feel superior to everyone else here.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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brent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s pretty embarrassing how many people are still in denial about Joe Biden and have to either do the “most progressive platform of my lifetime” (sunniest day in Seattle, etc.) or mention small, irrelevant victories that absolutely zero people will remember
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