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Is Bangkok's Transformer statue as guardian deity of a Catholic church REALLY any weirder than, say, the West's syncretic use of pagan iconography around Christmas etc? Well, yes, yes of course it's fuckin weirder, what sort of question is that?

Bumble the transformer standing outside a Catholic church, I assume to deter protestants from trying to enter and 'shit-up' the vibes.

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 15h

Official statement from the crispbap account: I am officially back on my bullshit

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

They should stop making pilots wear those fucked up stupid blazers with the gold trim and shit, flights are long stick em in a nice Primark jumpsuit or some sort of snood.

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Heading out the door for a 6 week jaunt to Bangkok an this is SOME of the places my fat ass has saved to eat at.

A map with a disgusting about of food places saved.

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The past is never dead, it's not even past.

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is for the bottom row first. The top three we can just use hammers or saws and whatnot.

A cool ass gun to murder these fuckers with

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Roman gladiator voice 'ARE YOU NOT INFO-TAINED?'

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Jamie Bryson is the unfortunate but inevitable result of allowing people to leave donaghadee.

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I know it's low hanging fruit to attack the appearances of your foes but fuck me folks how's a man supposed to sit on this kinda shit

A truly horrifying countenance. Real cult of dagon shit.

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm allowed to body shame people because that fuckin tiktok video of me has hundred of comments talking about how unappealing I am physically so I've been 'fucked in' to the the 'repellent online figure' gang.

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

As true today as it was 2 days ago.

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I like to download and then delete all 100gb of Alan wake 2 every week or so, just to let Microsoft's servers know who's boss

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Can any maschocists that still watch the Simpsons let me know if they've updated this to make Lisa a BDS supporter?

Slumber party from the soapbox derby episode of the Simpsons with a visible end apartheid now poster in the background

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Can't even intimidate a small nationalist community for zero reason anymore.....BECAUSE OF WOKE

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Den M @mousketeer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Fuck the Football. Fuck every blazer in the FAI. Fuck the Irish government. Fuck every player who voted to play. Fuck RTE for broadcasting it. And Fuck every gobshite who claims sport is above politics.

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Great framing from BBC here on the ongoing 'divisions' between bloodthirsty fascist maniacs who want to live in a cave made out of taig skulls and eh, people who aren't like that.

bbc.co.uk

Orange Order march row goes to heart of ongoing divisions in Northern Ireland

The dispute over the controversial parade is a reminder that the peace process is not over.

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Here, fuck up you stupid cunt, how's about that.

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Love to be told to tolerate overt displays of violent menacing supremacism by people who would machine gun their neighbours kids if they played football to close to their kerb.

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I have created this macro image explainer for anyone interested in the tensions in the North of Ireland and the motivating factors at play. Please like and share widely.

Honestly there's a lot going on, it's not very funny tho you aren't missing much. If you REALLY want a breakdown then just reply and I'll talk you though it. Having g written all this it would have been quicker to just explain what's in the image but it's too late now, it's just too late, the time I've spent writing this non explanation has left me bereft and tired.

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Here I'm away on Tuesday for 6 weeks around the mysterious orient so if we're gonna do a troubles 'bottle episode' try to have it wrapped up by let's say, Nov 9th, tar!

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Honestly at this point my main motivating factor behind wanting a united Ireland is to make the orange order and similar chthonic ghouls Dublin's problem for a bit.

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I remember hanging out with young Free state leftists at music festivals back in the 90s and they'd routinely say shit like 'I dont kow anything about what's going on in the north' Aye fuck it sure, why show any interest in a civil conflict half an hour's drive away from your house.

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

.I've thought it over lads and I'm sorry, we've given it a decent shot for a while but I'm afraid we're just going to have to make being a protestant illegal. This brings me no joy to report this

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Dusts off hands theatrically; That's the last we'll be hearing of that!

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The best thing about sleeping is that it's like micro-dosing being dead.

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Naomi wide can fuck off n all

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It owns that the entire AAA Western game dev space has self immolated in the pursuit of graphical fidelity that is 'slighly better than the Witcher 3'

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Drinking a coffee using the attack on titan upside down ass funnel during my job interview.

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's hard to describe to outsiders what's like having to share an island with these atavistic bloodthirsty fucking orks. Just fuckin distilled malevolence, a head full of supremacist ideology and fuck all else. It's depressing as fuck. I hate the cunts

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Steve @yinzer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Friday

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A bot using the starvation of people in Gaza for engagement reposting my Chuck wendig word virus oh god this cyberpunk present is so FUCKING GRIM MAKE IT STOP PLEASE MOTHER, MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER PLEASE.

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

THURSDAY. The day you flumpty-foo! And you think boopty-bop and zippity-zoom but the truth is, razza frazza wuzza wooza. What I'm trying to say is, maybe your brain isn't working either, but that's OK, because you're great. PS you need a firmware upgrade in the form of "coffee.""

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Missus got me this collection of short stories as my favourite book as a kid was 'The stand' Just lightly fingered my copy and saw it has a fuckin chuck wendig story in it and only politeness is keeping me from windmilling the fucker across the sunroom.

WEDNESDAY. The day you flumpty-foo! And you think boopty-bop and zippity-zoom but the truth is, razza frazza wuzza wooza. What I'm trying to say is, maybe your brain isn't working either, but that's OK, because you're great. PS you need a firmware upgrade in the form of "coffee"

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Doing a David lynch and tapping in my subconscious to make a transcendental artwork based on the febrile layer between dreams and reality, but the artwork is just 1993s boat cop movie striking distance.

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Had a multi hour in and out of consciousness dream last night about wether it not Dennis Farina was in the Bruce Willis boat cop movie 'striking distance' (he is)

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I will NOT be forced to learn about or have any opinions about a SECOND streamer, thank you very much.

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

People say making friends as an adult is difficult but I was already in my 40s when I met this little guy and well, I'd just about kill for him.

My son who is also my friend who is also a dog

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Centuries of rapacious imperialism (with a death toll of 1.8 BILLION in India alone) squandered on a country now boasting 20 cities filled with vape shops and shuttered Claire's accessories wasn't enough to do it.

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Inarritu comedy, is like the anti 'cellar door' the worst two fucking words in the English language put together.

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If the CD head cenobite got made round me he'd have burned CDs called 'party mix 4' and 'robbies sex playlist' sticking out of his dome.

Cd cenobite trying to hand you a cd with 'robbies sex mix' written on it in permanent marker

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Making this face at the proctologist when he reveals I have stage 4 colon cancer

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Trump filling monuments full of spinning boxes of ammo like they're a parasite eve level.

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

We are becoming a society of schizophrenics

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If y'all can't see the clear signals to the right in this picture, it's not my job to educate you.

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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It's good that internet brain poisoning is so all pervasive that regularly getting mad at advertising is now no longer the solely a right wing crank behaviour.

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