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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾

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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
my boy Saltevia: They built a towering angel in the hard lands. A sentinel to think on our pain me: i think thats a good idea. certainly someone, or something should watch from on high my boy Saltevia: They told us to narrow our hearts though. To survive the new cold me: i already narrowed my heart
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
resplendent ibis live updates. resplendent ibis october 2026
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i know!
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
been looking forward to this charming birding game by @feathertrail.net
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yes! YES!!
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this genious wrote woth
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
let me check the stockroom
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Master & Come on, Dear
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
well done dude
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i was thinking something more like a midnight rendition to a black site
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
it goes perhaps without saying but i happen to have some rare documents pertaining to this in my collection
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
you ever read about the time the Cheka/GPU took over a monarchist network and used it to set up a fake counter-revolutionary front that for 7 years suckered in everyone from White army leaders (lured in & killed) to Western writers (stage managed tours) & SIS (sent cash/support, received disinfo)
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
giving a courtesy knock when i get home to give my opps time to hide
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this cat has a very special relationship with me. he understands that i gave birth to him.
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
they should pay someone a million dollars to write an editorial about this
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
every universe is just remaining tasks ported over to a new list
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Trying to invent an epoch defining technology that changes the way people conceptualise heaven today
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
online you can use the word "wow" in a similar way to "lol", namely, to represent the exclamatory phrase, "What outstanding wit!"
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
wow
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Bro let me operate the winding gear a while
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
what if 🧐 i put off 😅 a task 😳 for so long 😣 the concept 😌 of Tasks 🙄 disappeared 🫢 altogether 🙃 ?
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
thought i'd mix it up a bit lol didn't feel sufficient to the effort
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
homie who's always trying to work the phrase "Sphinx of black quartz; judge my vow!" into a sentence
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm ready to hear something absolutely beautiful now.
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I need to become more weird and off-putting
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
wow
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
mom's nuclear narcissism i guess
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
treatlers make sense when i remember there's stuff like thus
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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i love to be on the planet
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i understand but still "someone owes me a vehicle" feels like a fundamental part of the american ideology
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
congratulations on the engagement keb and fiancé! ❤️ i have no idea how long it's said that in your name but i just noticed now ❤️and❤️ without further context this seemed like the most appropriate post for my reply ❤️❤️❤️
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
i was trying to search for a website that lets you add animated sparkles and stuff to images but the only search term i could think of was "vajazzle my pictures"
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
the Sleepyman’s Creed
This is my bedtime. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My bedtime is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my bedtime is useless. Without my bedtime, I am useless. I must fall asleep true. I must sleep tighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must dream sweetly of him before he dreams sweetly of me.
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
going to sleep anyone need anything?
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dracula 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
shout out to my loyal subjects
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
one will soon sink, unrecorded, in the sea
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
never heard of it
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
love the line of continuity from 2026 reactionary slopaganda back to those mid 20th century kitsch 'crying children' paintings
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
oafmeal for breakfast again
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butcher videos @11828appelstall.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
guys i will save u
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sometimes I just accidentally space out for my entire life
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
if i sleep well for even one night i become so powerful that i never need to sleep again
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
awake too late for secret reasons
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
bugs are the hitchhikers of the forest. or the park. and sometimes? my kitchen
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes, my queen. The breaking of Dril's law, spreading like plague. Our age of Irony is collapsing
cropped screenshot of news headline saying "Firing squad execution to be livestreamed, Pentagon says", accompanied by a photograph of US Secretary of War Pete Hegseth looking like American Goebbelsfamous 2017 @dril tweet: "issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, 'gotta hand it to them.'"
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Artificial superintelligence has failed to deliver on the promise of one million new American chestnut trees
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dracula 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
you just haugh to lave sometimes
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
folks have disrespected my rare dirts
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i have the right to possess many ancient metals
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