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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

When the alien Mayflower lands, I will be their Squanto and teach them to survive the harsh seasons by subsisting on blueberry eggos

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Crowdsurfer getting passed over my head and I'm jumping up to blow a raspberry on his tummy

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Globally famous metal band coming through my podunk town on a Wednesday in a couple months, we are tearing that venue apart

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Saw the Super Mario mushroom yesterday (fly agaric)

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Girl at the show wearing "support live music" graphic tee honestly think that's worse than not coming haha

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

> It's the same instruments and gear you set up 3 hours ago, and played the night before and the night before that >"muh sound check"

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Charlton Heston: Buffalo wings is CHICKEN!

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Staring at the last 3% of the buffalo carcass deep in thought for a very long time, then just eating it

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I think I'd do well in a potemkin village. I'd be mayor

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Fuckass canary laying down on the job

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Thought it was gonna be a really big job digging a hole clear through to China but it turns out there was a Chinese guy who started digging through to where I am a couple years ago and he was already like 95% of the way there

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The passing go to collecting $200 pipeline >>>

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Me: and I could probably use it to swat things other than flies too, right? Scoffing dollar store employer:

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Pianos probably don't need all those keys

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Meet me in the rain and chains on the Nostromo for a tender embrace

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

2nd worst type of scout master: more like a NOT-LINE hitch lmao! Idiot

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Not to victim blame but I kind of think if you leave a pie on an open window sill to cool, whatever happens next that's on you. You don't even need to cool pie! Half the time people reheat it before eating it anyways!

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Imagine if your name actually was Doidld Tyatsmr

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

"I wonder what laura's doing right now"

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Swinging a length of rusty chain over my head but in a welcoming way

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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I have to use 3 big cans of tomatoes before Sunday (need the cans), what's your can of tomatoes recipe

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Crazy pulls from grandma's library. Top one hard to make out but "How to Survive the H-Bomb • And Why"

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Ask not for whom the dinke lacks. It lacks for thee

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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

you don't have a thankless job, people who do your job get thanked all the time. you just have kind of a thankless personality

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

[Catching and eating of the salmon that lives in the Well of Wisdom, thereby gaining all the knowledge of the world]: should have brought a lemon...

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Bro I'm concerned about you, you aren't getting the doctor recommended tummy time

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

In this house we believe: • Science • Women • That ghosts are like dogs and they just sort of do things arbitrarily

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Loading... Tips Children can be a source of joy. Try making love to your wife raw. (⭕️ next)

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

They should put the flag down to quarter mast when somebody _really_ important dies, like an actor or the founder of a fast food franchise

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

We've lost a lot of good men in the struggle to domesticate the common goblin, but I believe we are close and they will not have died in vain

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Sorting some of my late brother's things, not sure about this one going in the donate pile...

T-shirt with skull and crossbones patter but the crossbones are rifles; top text in all caps says I LOVE VAGINA

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

My friend is a demon with the outfield assist but her team fucking suuuuucks dude they are so bad

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Don't really understand the difference between baking and roasting. Whatever, not my concern in the end

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

That's why I have to become Superman 4: the Quest for Peace

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

"Labor camp"? You mean the Village People?

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

There is of course the 3 spatial dimensions we are familiar with, and we can consider time the 4th. The 5th is utterly alien and indescribable. The 6th is also alien and indescribable. The 7th is smell, believe it or not. And then back to alien and indescribable from there on up

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

[Doing errands] man you know what would hit right now? A fool

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

In the wake of 9/11 every man, woman and child in America instinctively understood one thing: Toxicity by System of a Down fucking banged

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

The day my nephew became and uncle I passed into legend

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Merry: the closer we are to danger - Pippin: - the farther we are from harm! Treebeard: shut up, just shut the fuck up! You've been talking all day. Nobody wants to hear it. We don't care what you have to say, just stop fucking talking!

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Sinon: aw Hades ain't so bad. But there's a shortage of chairs...

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

The dunk tank clown dunkings won't cease until morale improves

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

The 2 parts of the deck on either side of the fo'c'sle where you can see the mermaid figurehead's cans are impeccably swabbed, to a mirror finish

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Odysseus' men: [untying him from the mast] Odysseus: they were just yelling "if you don't come over here you're gay!" over and over Odysseus' men: diabolical

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