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Peter Cullen Bryan, PhD

@pcbryan.bsky.social
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Have PhD, will travel. Americanist by training, fan/media studies by trade. Scholar of fan studies, adaptation, Disney, comics - happy to talk intersections of translation/gender/disability. First book out; next book soon. He / him.

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ANT @allelitegraps.bsky.social · 6h
The legendary Vincent D'Onofrio, author of the most beautiful tweet of all time:
A tweet from the actor Vincent D'Onofrio that reads:
Pigs can't look up.
But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.I want 2b treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time.
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Failbetter Games | Wishlist Mandrake on Steam! @failbettergames.com · 18h
We're hiring! We're looking for a Writer and Narrative Designer to join the Fallen London team at a senior or mid level. This position is permanent, remote, and full time, which for us means 35 hours a week. #GamesJobs
Night. The House of Chimes - a tower which you might immediately think of as Big Ben - is adrift in the River Thames. It still seems to be keeping time. In the background, a large, alien building looms over the city of London.
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Peter Cullen Bryan, PhD @pcbryan.bsky.social · 10h
I can somewhat understand mixing up Hawk and Hawkeye if you’re not a big comics reader; both are Silver Age heroes who went through gritty 90s reboots, with brothers playing key roles in their crime fighting and… Wait, I’m just hearing this is about sports. Nevermind, no excuse there.
Clint Barton as Hawkeye, rocking a blue and purple ensemble with a gruff grimace from all the arrows in his mouth.Hank Hall as Hawk, rocking a gray and black ensemble with weird streamers coming out the shoulders, and a gruff grin.
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Peter Cullen Bryan, PhD @pcbryan.bsky.social · 12h
Nightcrawler appeals to Catholics, swashbucklers, and monster fetishists in equal measure, which works out to something like 110% of the population globally.
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Anarchy Goose @anarchygoose.northsky.social · 20h
Great news! We have now created a machine that turns you into Narcissus from hit Greek Myth "Don't Become Narcissus."
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dixego @dixego.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Tumblr screenshot. it reads:

Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

A laptop is a living creature. It has weight to it. A laptop breathes and produces body heat. And it wants to die badly. Mobile phones are not sentient like that & that's why they don't experience mental illness. A phone problem is like "out of storage :(" or "charging port broke". Laptops will cough weakly as they fade in and out of consciousness.

You will hold a laptop in your arms and it's like "I can't feel my legs". And you tell it girl you never had any
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 29/09/2026
I do not dare "view full thread" This is perfect as it is
jazzpomegranate starting a 57-skeet thread:

"marvel should just let me write a morbius run where i learn nothing about the character and just write what i think morbius is" 13hrs ago

"view full thread"

flash-forward to...

skeet #56: "eventually everything returns to normal" 39m ago

skeet #57: "but one thing hasn't returned to normal. sue storm is dead (along with half of the avengers but that's not important). and in the intervening month, reed and johnny have transformed their shared grief into a deep sexual bond."
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Peter Cullen Bryan, PhD @pcbryan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Wayne Letterkenny: Tryin' Ta Provoke Me?
Alt: Wayne Letterkenny: Tryin' Ta Provoke Me?
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cmrn knzlmn @ckunzelman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you are a graduate student in the humanities (construed as broadly as possible), what is the MOST EXCITING book published in the last five years to you? Please repost if you’re not a graduate student!
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Peter Cullen Bryan, PhD @pcbryan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of the things I liked about this ending is that they present the immediate outcomes, not the complete history - all of them die in the war to come, because there are no happy endings in war - but they get one here. They live now, only in our memories. #MinistryOfUngentlemanlyWarfare #HATM
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Peter Cullen Bryan, PhD @pcbryan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of the things I enjoyed about this film is Rory Kinnear's performance as Churchill - no fat suit, not much makeup, just a middle aged dude - that actually feels pretty refreshing. #MinistryOfUngentlemanlyWarfare #HATM
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Brittany R. Clark, Ph.D. @brittrclark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lassen has the unlimited arrows movie magic! #HATM #MinistryofUngentlemanlyWarfare
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Peter Cullen Bryan, PhD @pcbryan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"You're going to cause an upset!" Same logic for "Ukraine shouldn't attack the oil depots" arguments. #MinistryOfUngentlemanlyWarfare #HATM
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Peter Cullen Bryan, PhD @pcbryan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cats absolutely do kill for fun - it's a bit of a problem, actually. #MinistryOfUngentlemanlyWarfare #HATM
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Peter Cullen Bryan, PhD @pcbryan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Actor Til Schweiger, here playing the local SS chief, historically refused to wear any Nazi uniforms in his films, the exception being Inglorious Basterds, where he wore it (per Tarantino) "only because his character was killing Nazis." #MinistryOfUngentlemanlyWarfare #HATM
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Peter Cullen Bryan, PhD @pcbryan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A bow and arrow is generally not an effective stealth weapon, due to a lack of stopping power (the victim tends to have a chance to cry out instead of just dying immediately), but man does it look cool. #MinistryOfUngentlemanlyWarfare #HATM
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Peter Cullen Bryan, PhD @pcbryan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"The man is a vicious, victimized ideologue. He cannot be trusted." Glad we live in a much more enlightened time than empowering such obviously odious people! #MinistryOfUngentlemanlyWarfare #HATM
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Peter Cullen Bryan, PhD @pcbryan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Between French, German, and Italian cuisine I typically go for Italian, though one would think the Brits are more amenable to sausage and dense bread. #MinistryOfUngentlemanlyWarfare #HATM
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Peter Cullen Bryan, PhD @pcbryan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Reminder that we're back to Heistorians at the Movies, with out ragtag gang outlined with various specific skills and roles outlined, that will eventually prove useful at key points. #MinistryOfUngentlemanlyWarfare #HATM
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Peter Cullen Bryan, PhD @pcbryan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
At this stage in the war, the Kriegsmarine was still trying to make a surface war happen, with the U-Boats often a secondary consideration (the Channel Dash in February 1942 effectively marks the end of German surface operations). #MinistryOfUngentlemanlyWarfare #HATM
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Peter Cullen Bryan, PhD @pcbryan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Reminder: Alan Ritchson is a Real One. #MinistryOfUngentlemanlyWarfare #HATM
Alan Ritchson reveals that the storyline where he kills the white supremacist militia in 'REACHER' almost happened.

“Fun fact: I had it approved until someone got re-elected.”
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Peter Cullen Bryan, PhD @pcbryan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare was a box office bomb in the spring of 2024, landing at $29.8 million worldwide against a $60 million budget. It opened in 4th place against Civil War and Abigail, and failed to improve from there. #MinistryOfUngentlemanlyWarfare #HATM
Box Office Mojo annual chart 2024, #57-66
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/09/2026
"Hayley Williams of Paramore reveals that she didn't know Kim Petras was trans.

"I thought she was German," she tells reporters."

[Two side-by-side headshots. Left: Hayley Williams with pink and blue hair streaks and purple eyeshadow against a pink background. Right: Kim Petras with blonde hair, a nose ring, and flame-shaped earrings against a light grey background.]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/09/2026
[Parody of the "You Wouldn't Steal a Car" anti-piracy PSA. Grungy white text on a black background with blue VHS tracking distortion:]
You Wouldn't Bring Iced Coffee To A Job Interview
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/09/2026
penny-anna on tumblr: "Hi I have a question about Pacific Rim. Given that the sparring is just A way to test for drift compatibility and any activity that requires people to collaborate and anticipate each others moves works, including stuff like multi player video games
• Can you test for drift compatibility via improv comedy"

penny-anna on tumblr replies:
[A television still of comedians Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie sitting side-by-side on the set of Whose Line Is It Anyway?.]
"They are piloting a Jaeger together in my imagination"

penny-anna on tumblr replies: 
"#hate this. im in the shatterdome trying to coordinate my jaegers in the field fighting for the fate of humanity #and these two chuckleheads over here won't stop doing bits on the open channel #they keep defeating kaiju with slapstick routines and its INFURIATING

yeah the worst part is it's actually working for them"

kyraneko on tumblr replies: "And their Jaeger is called Nihilistic Singularity (because it's a point that doesn't matter.)"
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Dr. Jennessa Hester 🍒 @cherrypoppunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's important we listen to the man who spent over a billion dollars to make Quibi
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Peter Cullen Bryan, PhD @pcbryan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drop some MAGIC 🪄 🔮🖤
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Widows Bay Tv Show
Alt: Widows Bay Tv Show - a woman dances awkwardly, but if you know, you know
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Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Showing up to the job interview
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Office Chili Spill Disaster
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Peter Cullen Bryan, PhD @pcbryan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dawn of the Planet of the Pretty Woman
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Janelle Shane @janelleshane.com · 25/09/2026
After making my definitive laser-based ranking of Steven Universe gems, I have one question: Is writer Rebecca Sugar into lasers? Because if not, it's a helluva coincidence. www.aiweirdness.com/do-they-even...
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Do they even lase? Definitive ranking of Steven Universe gems by a laser scientist
Do they even lase? A laser scientist ranks Steven Universe characters, from D-tier all the way to S-tier, and proposes a few more characters and fusions.
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Peter Cullen Bryan, PhD @pcbryan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Looking forward to the correction that has Pushing Daisies at number 6 or so.
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Lee Pace as Ned: Lost My Train of Thought
Alt: Lee Pace as Ned: Lost My Train of Thought
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Peter Cullen Bryan, PhD @pcbryan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mad Max: Pretty Woman
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Peter Cullen Bryan, PhD @pcbryan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pretty Woman: Jason Lives
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Here's a neat thing! My mom retired after 25+ as a children's librarian at public libraries yesterday. (It was very cool! Hundreds of former Story Hour kids arrived, some as adults!) I let Ed Markey's office know in case they wanted to send a nice email back and they sent this! He's still got it!
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Peter Cullen Bryan, PhD @pcbryan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Friend Like Me” is fun and has the emotional value of Robin Williams. As an autistic person, “Part of Your World” speaks to me on a deep level - I’m not good at the little social things, and the song has spoken to me over the years. It is maybe less ambitious (more Broadway), but…it lingers.
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This picture of the Pope at his 40th birthday party is everything to me.x
The Pope at his crazy as fuck 40th birthday party wearing a tiny sea captain hat, holding a tiny ice cream surrounded by THREE sad looking balloons. He's wearing a blue jacket and jeans with a brown belt and he's got a navy polo shirt on.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
While waiting for Trump to enter the signing of the US-Denmark-Greenland agreement at the UN, they chose “Send in the Clowns” as the background music. Yes, it’s real.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Dr. Sabrina Mittermeier @smittermeier.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Whaaaat variety.com/2026/tv/news...
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‘Darkwing Duck’ Reboot Ordered to Series at Disney+ With Mark Hamill, Seth Rogen in Lead Roles
The "Darkwing Duck" reboot has been ordered to series at Disney+, Variety has learned.
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Peter Cullen Bryan, PhD @pcbryan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’ve used “I’ll Make A Man Out of You” in playlists, brought it up in regular conversation (“why, yes, I am mysterious as the dark side of the moon”), and it is fantastic gendered wordplay that Shakespeare would be proud of. It’s also way more plot relevant to the film, so votefor the underdog!
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Peter Cullen Bryan, PhD @pcbryan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Do you like your scoop of history with a scoop of two-fisted action, a further scoop of heistery, with a Jack Reacher-cosplaying-Hawkeye cherry on top? Then do we have a movie for you! Join us for all that (and more) this Sunday at 8:00p Eastern! #MinistryOfUngentlemanlyWarfare #HATM
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Peter Cullen Bryan, PhD @pcbryan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My problem with "When You Wish Upon A Star" is that it is basically the Disney corporate jingle - its been overplayed for decades at this point, in the same way that Mickey is. "Part of Your World" is a paean to longing and belonging, a feeling I've felt many times in my life, and sticks with me.
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Peter Cullen Bryan, PhD @pcbryan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I just realized Chubbs is the guy that stole Pee Wee's bike! #TeenWolf #HATM
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Peewee's Francis with Black Gum
Alt: Peewee's Francis with Black Gum
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Peter Cullen Bryan, PhD @pcbryan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Never go near a lady with a tattoo of a dagger on her body." That is some actually useful advice, coach. #TeenWolf #HATM
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Peter Cullen Bryan, PhD @pcbryan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Welcome to the exciting world of Late Stage Capitalism (tm), where your disability is only valuable as long as it can be monetized and doesn't annoy the wrong person! #TeenWolf #HATM
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Peter Cullen Bryan, PhD @pcbryan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Muggsy Bogues never dunked in an proper NBA game, though apparently was able to do so in practice (despite being 5'3"), which makes me question whether a 5'4" wolf boy could this consistently. #TeenWolf #HATM
Muggsy Bogues leaps into the air.
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Peter Cullen Bryan, PhD @pcbryan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
One of the problems I have with this is that, while werewolf strength would be helpful to dunking, I'm not sure it would help with a free throw. Besides, I think the speed and power would be far more useful in a sport like football, though maybe there's rules against that. #TeenWolf #HATM
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Peter Cullen Bryan, PhD @pcbryan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Accidentally married a werewolf" was not considered grounds for divorce in a majority of states until the 1990s. #TeenWolf #HATM
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