Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 4h"Wow, Captain Super Intelligence, you come up with that idea all by yourself?" 051
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 5hEveryone should start using "Super Intelligence" as an insult. "Look at Mr. Super Intelligence over here who locked himself out of his house." 041
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 7hMaking a to-do list and all it says over and over is remember to argue that everyone uses to-do lists. 000
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 11hWhoever recently ordered both books in my Great American series from the giant Internet bookstore, thank you! I hope you laugh. www.amazon.com/dp/B08RB4S31...amazon.comThe Great AmericanVisit Amazon's The Great American Page and shop for all The Great American books. Check out pictures, author information, and reviews of The Great American 010
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 12hAdvertising a house you're selling. "By the way, it will probably explode." 010
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 12hI will begin today's Writing Fiction class with a discussion of point of view. He begins today's Writing Fiction class with a discussion of point of view. Also, tense. 140
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 13hSpeaking of the family text chain, it’s also how he lets us know in the middle of the day that he got a med school interview 🥹 030
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 15h"More of the same" is usually what your opponent says about you 021
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 16hPeople who don't read books telling people who write them how we should do it. 060
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 16hToday, I'm talking with students about part 4 of Gulliver's Travels, a satirical attack on humanity's flaws that's so exaggerated it's ridiculous and yet humanity continues to make it seem like a fair, even generous, assessment. 030
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 16hThe AI scam book promoter emails are relentless this morning. 020
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 17hSome people think fiction should be a combination of the last part of Upton Sinclair's The Jungle and a left version of Atlas Shrugged and no thank you. 130
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 17hWhen I promote my novels on Bluesky, I usually focus on my current trilogy, but some of you might like my first novel LOST. The Philadelphia Inquirer called it a "wonderfully comic ... page turner." scottsteinonline.com/books/lost/ www.amazon.com/dp/1670496139/ bookshop.org/p/books/lost... 140
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Everyone scrambling to get Case Keenum on their fantasy football team lol 010
Reposted by Scott SteinEric Smith @ericsmithrocks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Time for a new pinned post! Writer pals, I host query letters and nonfiction book proposals, free, on my site. www.ericsmithrocks.com/perfect-pitch Near Philly? I host free in-person AMAs with industry pros often. www.neighborhoodliterary.com/neighborhoods Hope these resources will be helpful.ericsmithrocks.comPerfect Pitch — ERIC SMITH 44915
Reposted by Scott SteinScott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Mary's Poppin' a cap in your ass 151
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Naming your website "Yahoo" is bad. Naming your website "Ask Jeeves" is good. 130
Reposted by Scott SteinKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026Why do the rest of us bother to write jokes? 311041145
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026FYI @gailsimone.bsky.social I am available to help write an entire series called Superhero Costumes: Dirty Laundry 010
Reposted by Scott SteinScott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have some new followers, so FYI: I write novels. The latest are comedies narrated by a coffee machine robot and have lots of funny footnotes. See reviews from Publishers Weekly, Vulture, Kirkus. Book one: scottsteinonline.com/books/the-gr... Book two: scottsteinonline.com/books/the-gr... 032
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Rereading (for probably the 20th time) part 4 of Gulliver's Travels to prepare for this week's class discussion in my "Strangers in Strange Lands" course. It becomes more timely all the time. 030
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Don't give up, we can make sharknado happen for real 14110
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026On LinkedIn, I saw a couple of high school college-admissions counselors talking about what they can do and what could be done to hold Cornell accountable. 010
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I posted this on LinkedIn. Probably should delete my account before all the AI marketing thought leaders respond. 020
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The Cornell story is now on Good Morning America. 1554343
Reposted by Scott SteinScott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Nature abhors a vacuum. That's why there's dust everywhere. 1123
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Putting my cultural cachet and my social media clout in a cage and letting them fight it out. 030
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I am a little shocked and almost afraid to announce that my fantasy football team is good. 110
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This should be sent to every college president, provost, and dean (and student). 020
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have some new followers, so FYI: I write novels. The latest are comedies narrated by a coffee machine robot and have lots of funny footnotes. See reviews from Publishers Weekly, Vulture, Kirkus. Book one: scottsteinonline.com/books/the-gr... Book two: scottsteinonline.com/books/the-gr... 032
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The effect of the Rolling Stone piece feels like a weird version of the Streisand Effect. This thing many people didn't know about becoming known by them, solely because someone said the people were lying about not knowing it. 030
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Potential to hear loud booing at the Phillies game today and that's even if they win. 010
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Do I watch the Phillies game or do I have a good day? 010
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"The Beatles? Not familiar with that band. Now please accept this cultural cachet as payment for my rent." 041
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Judgmental aunt: Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature: I'm sorry this place is such a mess. I'm doing the best I can. 130
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I would like one of these interviewers to ask: Do you really think people are believing you when you do this? 010
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Do you know how often my students are talking about some show or pop musician that I have never heard of? Always. 0141
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026There are people who haven't heard of Shakespeare. Mozart. Ask a hundred people on the street who Dostoevsky is. Or Walt Whitman. Or Emily Dickinson. Someone might answer that she's a fashion influencer. Not knowing things is one of the main things people do. 030
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Nature abhors a vacuum. That's why there's dust everywhere. 1123