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PatTheElder @patmanforever51.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Add "for Tax Purposes" to a movie: Throw Momma from the Train, For Tax Purposes
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PatTheElder @patmanforever51.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I regret to inform you that the Carrie miniseries is not very good. I still got two episodes to go but...woof.
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A reminder for those at the back.
A redraw of the i nice panel from Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns, where Batman snaps a rifle in two over his knee.

He says "THIS is the weaponnof the enemy. We do not NEED it. We will not USE it."

I've replace the rifle with a plank of wood labelled "AI Slop"
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Anyway, let's enjoy the original ending of Little Shop, about how America is a stupid country full of grasping consumerist jerks.
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Greenb3ar @greenb3ar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Okay the best political ad of the year is here from LA-DSA
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maud @peloriemate.net · 10/10/2026
i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
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Sean 🎃 @manintheboxxiii.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We need to go back to menus that made physical media purchases even more worth it.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 21/09/2026
for your future voting knowledge, Gavin Newsom was central in pressuring the AGs to settle their antitrust lawsuit against Paramount:
deadline.com
Done! Paramount Settles Antitrust Suit, Set To Seal Deal For Warner Bros. Discovery
Paramount agreed to settle an antitrust suit by a dozen State Attorneys General led by California's Rob Bonta, the last obstacle to its merger with WBD.
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amber @bloodberrytart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cregger Resident Evil ruled and everyone complaining about it is a huge baby. Saying this as a fan since RE2 original in its heyday.
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PatTheElder @patmanforever51.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Mystik Spiral will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran Also, they're thinking of changing the name
Freakin' friends
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 15/09/2026
IT'S FUCKING CALLED BABA O'RILEY YOU FASCIST GOD DAMN SWINE
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I did NOT vote for the rapist @sarahgies.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Left Lens • Follow
5h •

Robert Kraft pressuring Ed Sheeran to remove
Macklemore from the tour is the perfect time to remind you that Robert Kraft is in the Epstein Files
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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every right-wing Facebook post is, "Don't you remember how it used to be, before everything changed?" with an AI image of how it used to be, that looks like this
Homer Simpson has a photographic memory
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Ash (new non-binary flavor!) @seatopian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They're finally gonna fuck, let's gooooooo
A screenshot of a post that says Kristina Sexton will serve as the intimacy coordinator on Godzilla x Kong: Supernova. The previous Monsterverze films did not utilize an intimacy coordinator.
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Fuck cancer
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NHATional Scissoring Day ✂️ @nhathanielh.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ #AEW 🤼‍♂️
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Bobsession @bobservo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the time to reevaluate Legend is NOW 👏
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Republicans have spent the last year trying to defund Dolly Parton
article about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Indianaarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Kentuckyarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Missouriiarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Washington
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ugh, put it back
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Every single thing you learn about Dolly makes her even cooler
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daztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hangman Adam Page, sporting a pink Dolly Parton t-shirt, looking dead sexy and that.
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PatTheElder @patmanforever51.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger Crosby, Stills, Nash, Young, and a 5th guy
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NHATional Scissoring Day ✂️ @nhathanielh.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
JUSTIFIED “A.I. SUCKS” CHANTS AT LAST NIGHT’S #ROHDBD (also in Philly) #ROH #AEW #wrestlesky 🤼‍♂️
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Phil Nobile Jr. @philnobilejr.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Anyway: www.gofundme.com/f/support-to...
gofundme.com
Donate to Support Tom Savini After House Fire, organized by Jason Baker
Tom Savini, special makeup effects legend, is facing a heartbreaking loss after Tom’s … Jason Baker needs your support for Support Tom Savini After House Fire
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Bat Fowler @themattfowler.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I think news stories centered on weirdo toxic detractors should provide a head count of how many actual complaints there are and then provide what percentage they represent of the entire estimated fandom.
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Lilly Wachowski @lillywachowski.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Grimace in sunglasses looking cool as the other side of the pillow is poised at the open door of what looks like a corvette-like kit car. Xe(Grimace is non binary) has a full purple shake that rests on the roof of the sports car. There is a purple gel over the image. A low mist clings to the ground. Is this a dream? Or has this mythical badass been conjured? The song “I need a hero” is most likely blazing on xir am/fm radio.
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PatTheElder @patmanforever51.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
apps.quanticfoundry.com/s/mcb26p/
apps.quanticfoundry.com
My Gamer Type: Bard
Want to know your profile? Take the survey!
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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izzy @isobel.top · 11/08/2026
logging into bluesky
chrono trigger screenshot:

Welcome to the Millennial Fair!
Have fun!
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PatTheElder @patmanforever51.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Do not hand it to him
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
i think we’re going in a healthy direction
2 panel comic

Panel 1: Heading: “Discussing Movies with Friends”
Three people sit around a table discussing a movie they just saw. The conversation goes:
Blue Person: I think it’s his best work
Yellow Person: Really?
Purple Person: It was pretty good

Panel 2: Heading: “Online Movie Discourse”
Yellow Guy is being dragged to hell by terrifying ghouls. They scream “WE SAW A BOOB AND IT SCARED US”
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
when AI companies go bankrupt
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Red Guy with “AI” on his chest is falling backwards off a cliff. A Purple Guy is running to “save him”

Panels 2-4: Close up of Purple Guy’s hands gradually going from outstretched fingers to a closed fist

Panel 5: Red Guy falls backwards off the cliff while Purple Guy does nothing but show him his middle finger.
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Holt @holtarna.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hey kids wanna see a dead body?
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David Sims @davidlsims.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
if I ever taught film criticism lesson one would be “you being smarter than the movie is not interesting to anyone”
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PatTheElder @patmanforever51.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Air Fry Bubble Butt Queso Subniche Minidisc
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Diego Nicolás Argüello @diegoarguello.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
the image of shinji from evangelion sitting on the chair but it's inside the criterion closet
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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🔪Creepy-pants🔪 @crasspants.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A snippet of the popular scrooge post:

509 muppets: there goes mr asshole, there goes mr bitch
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Dan Ryckert @danryckert.com · 16/07/2026
Still rigorously testing the Steam Machine.
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Michael P. Breen @mpbreen21.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The national media likes Trump & wants to help keep him in power
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Vic! Perfecto @victorperfecto.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Uma Thurman as The Bride in KILL BILL, wearing a black leather jacket. sword sheathed on her back, gun drawn and with a word balloon edited in
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
God killing Lindsey Graham when we were all waiting for Mitch McConnell.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
RIP Lindsey Graham. You taught me it was okay to be a coward whose only skill is debasing myself until death for a tiny, ultimately illusionary crumb of power.
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Josh Saucedo-JoshKnightTheFirst @joshknight1st.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My timeline rn:
static.klipy.com
Annie Potts as Janine Melnitz: We Got One!
Alt: Annie Potts as Janine Melnitz: We Got One!
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PatTheElder @patmanforever51.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Nightdive remastering William Shatner's TekWar
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/07/2026
more broadly than just the looksmaxxing weirdos i think the Influencer Era is going to be a golden age for Weird Celebrity Deaths unseen since hollywood in the 1920's. giving people the national fame of movie stars with the institutional mental health support of the wrestling industry is a bad combo
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