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Man 2 Man Meets Man Parrish stan account. He / him. ALAB

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daztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hangman Adam Page, sporting a pink Dolly Parton t-shirt, looking dead sexy and that.
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daztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Amazing thread
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Stagger Lee @staggerlee68.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Adios William Orbit www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gYs...
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Justify My Love (Orbit 12" Mix)
YouTube video by Madonna - Topic
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daztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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daztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Holla at @seanmorl.com, Andy Burnham’s new senior advisor, for making ending rough sleeping the first thing to do when he’s prime minister. (Audio from the excellent and much-missed Mandatory Redistribution Party podcast with @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social.)
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Sarah @cqedinburgh.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Idea: Charge people £5 a head for a square go with Steve Bray, we'd clear the national debt in under a week
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daztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Steve Bray there, always reading the room, shout-singing Ode to Joy while Andy Burnham is expressing how he wants to eradicate rough sleeping.
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Peter Walker @peterwalker99.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Also getting a peerage, for the Tories, is businessman David Ross. He has donated just under £1.5m to the party in a whole series of donations since 2001, so patience does finally pay off.
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daztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Semi-annual reminder that anyone who accepts an honour from the British Empire is a toadying cunt. No exceptions.
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Richard @sirlariato.northsky.social · 15/07/2026
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daztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm feeling civic pride that the milkshake that still lives rent-free in frogcunt's mind was accidently spilt in Newcastle.
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 07/07/2026
"waaaaaaaaah, oh wah wah waahhhhhhh" - Nigel Farage, 62
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Robert Hutton @roberthutton.co.uk · 07/07/2026
Calling a by-election over the sovereign right of every MP to take secret gifts from a convicted criminal. What a time to be alive.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 07/07/2026
"i didn't even bother filing an insurance claim" is, i'm sure, entirely consistent with his attitude towards other people, eg. women, who don't report crimes at the time that they happen
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D.Moore @d-moore.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Can we all just remember when Farage starts whining ‘everyone is out to get me’ that Jo Cox was murdered immediately after he unveiled his breaking point poster & he has caused more division, more hurt & more national harm than any other politician in the last few decades.
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daztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Landlord cunts ruining the Ouseburn, this time they want green land and warehouse venues turned into their shit flats, for profit. Here’s a petition to help thwart it: c.org/NZbBBPwGPD
change.org
Sign the Petition
Overpriced flats pose threat to Ouseburn wildlife & future of Byker’s creative community
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Tim Clare @timclare.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Look, I know it's easy to have a pop at Starmer, but that was an incredibly honourable resignation he was forced into kicking & screaming, & his words that everyone who disagreed with him was morally bankrupt & his appeasement of fascists & transphobes was for the good of the country was v. moving
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Gordo! @posting.fan · 22/06/2026
if starmer is going to be remembered at all, and it's a big if, it should be for being a deeply authoritarian and nasty streak of piss who enthusiastically supported genocide overseas and worked tirelessly to make the lives of trans people worse all to appease a handful of brain rotted fascists
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Keir Starmer announces his resignation as prime minister and leader of Labour Party
Speaking in Downing Street, the PM says he informed the King of his decision this morning. He will remain in place until Labour chooses a new leader.
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Sad day with Starmer’s retirement - who will protect us from 97 year old peace protestors now ?
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 22/06/2026
Starmer saying the next PM will inherit a country that is 'fairer' than the one he inherited 2 years ago. In the one Starmer inherited, trans people could use public toilets.
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
What are your highlights? I will never forget racist riots taking place where they were trying to burn people alive and he took about 8 business days to call them racist and sent Yvette Cooper out to talk about how much she loves England flags and has them in bunting form
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Jim Waterson @jim.londoncentric.media · 22/06/2026
how can my AirPods filter out ambient noise but tv still can’t get Steve Bray out of the audio mix
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Mark Bradley @markbradley.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
My feelings about Steve Bray are the closest glimpse I can get as to why the leavers voted like they did.
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Cat Neilan @catneilan.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Steve Bray just not reading the room, as ever
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
the age group in the UK whose minds are the most fried and poisoned by social media are 50+, not 16 year olds.
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daztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
@secondmentions.bsky.social “meaty treat” www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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New Melton Mowbray bypass named Pork Pie Way after public vote
Animal rights charity Peta says the name for the new road was
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daztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Look Mum No Genocide
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
not now kitten, Daddy has to lock in and come up with a joke about Wes Streeting that will get 5 likes on a third-tier social media app
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Labour MPs calling for an orderly transition but unfortunately their government needs to be at least 18 years old with four doctors to sign off first
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daztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Wonder if anyone’s ever posted a similar map of Devon and Cornwall and remarked on what’s happening “in the south of England”?
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It’s John! @oddreally.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Every photo of this man makes him look like that photo of Cilla Black when she stole that guy’s table in a restaurant and refused to move
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daztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Well, that’s the up-until-now polite local community WhatsApp group fucked.
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daztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
@stuartlawscomedy.bsky.social Absolutely loved that show, we all had faith that you could do it Stuart!
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Necro Supernaut XIII @necrobutcher187.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
ACAB includes nick cave
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Gina @brokenbiros.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Actually maybe we shouldn’t?
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daztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
First record I ever bought, Volume Records, Sunderland, 25/03/1989 (I think)
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daztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
The noise when Sonic gets an extra life on the Megadrive
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daztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Hope y’all enjoying the Royal Rumble www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Ghanem al-Masarir: I mocked the Saudi leader on YouTube - then my phone was hacked and I was beaten up in London
Satirist Ghanem al-Masarir has been awarded £3m in damages, but it's unclear if Saudi Arabia will pay.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Hey Jane Austen novel 

Pride and prejudice and knuckles
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daztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Who, written by this guy?
Luke Akehurst MP, wearing a t-shirt with “I’M LITERALLY A ZIONIST SHITLORD” in a wacky typeface
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daztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Hoyed on the Top of the Pops Review of the Year - I’d thought I’d get my quota of hearing the word “iconic” filled up for 2026 - and I think this is the first time I’ve deliberately heard Sam Fender. Why does he sing with that accent? I thought he was a Shields lad?
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Scott Innes @flyinginside.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Wisdom from the old man
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Yeah, y'know instead of trans women in bathrooms? How about MALE SHIT COMEDIAN AUTHORS WHO HAVE BEEN CALLED OUT AS DANGERS FOREVER
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Emma Jacobs @emmavj.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
What’s good about Walliams is we don’t have to separate the art from the man
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Meanwhile Sami Zayn and CM Punk over there Bill Burring their way into entire new levels of cognitive dissonance to keep their paychecks
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Holt @holtarna.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Mick Foley with more integrity than the entire WWE roster
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daztraction @daztraction.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I can’t tell from this quote whether Danny Kruger reckons Bonnie Blue wants all the support she can get, or whether Danny Kruger quite likes Bonnie Blue.
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Nick Portnell @nportnell.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
RIP Rob Reiner.
On the set of The Princess Bride, André the Giant once let out a 16-second fart and brought production to a standstill. Nobody said anything except director Rob Reiner, who said Are you OK, André? to which André replied, I am now boss.
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maffew going to wXw Grand Prix @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
End Of Cena
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Necro Supernaut XIII @necrobutcher187.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
im not watching john cena retire because he seems like a despicable bellend working for the biggest bastards on earth so I am instead watching a compilation of DDT matches taking place in the street, this one right now is in a dockyard and everyone has hard hats on
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