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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson

@benjaminpaul.bsky.social
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My “I am not complicit” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That's right. 11 stripes. Just as I remember it. The ol' 11 original colonies. You remember them all. I don't need to go over them. There were definitely 11 and not 13.
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Fanzine. Moxism was always the right way @fanzine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So WWE released a 9/11 shirt and I'm like 90% sure it's AI. Last time I checked the flag has 13 stripes
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"It's astounding what people will put up with." What is that supposed to mean? "Telling Lies" would have been worth an eight hour download.
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 11/09/2026
Thirty years ago today, David Bowie became the first major artist to release a new song exclusively on the internet. “Telling Lies,” a preview of his album ‘Earthling,’ premiered on Sept. 11, 1996 with A Guy Called Gerald’s Paradox Mix…
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Trump on September 11, 2026 not looking too hot
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
He seemed harmless. Anyway, I scuttled the freighter and destroyed the stockpile of plague virus.
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Suit Williams @suitwilliams.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's like when someone doesn't want to dump their significant other, so they cheat on them to make them leave. It is, at best, plain cowardice.
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Brad Flick @bradflick55.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Will Ospreay vs. Kenny Omega for the AEW World Championship at Wembley Stadium | @aewontv.bsky.social #AEWAllIn #London #GameBoyCamera
Will Ospreay lands a counter on Kenny Omega and plays to the crowd.Fisheye wide of the the All In set within Wembley StadiumThe video boards loom large over the ring where Kenny and Will are competing.Will Ospreay has his hand raised by referee Paul Turner after winning the AEW World Championship. The crowd erupts.
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I can’t explain it but it came to me fully formed- Donald Trump and Tim Curry will die on the same day
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David Bowie News @davidbowienews.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
David Bowie – Strangers When We Meet 1. Outside (1995) Video of the Day - Directed by Samuel Bayer Strangers When We Meet peaked at #39 on the UK singles chart.
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David Bowie – Strangers When We Meet
Directed by Sam Bayer From 1.Outside, released in 1995, available via Amazon below.. CD. Vinyl. (UK) CD. Vinyl. (US)
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Earthbound.txt @earthbound-txt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
We’ve invented The Blueberry That Kills You™️
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Turns out I'm not a friend of the current regime. Maybe I can help you out.
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
A screenshot of a scene in the Star Wars film “Rogue One” wherein a character states how close they were.
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Mail envelopes love to be all “IMPORTANT INFORMATION ENCLOSED” and then some old bullshit once you open it.
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Me, to my dog whilst we’re watching AEW Redemption: “That’s the Japanese Terrifier.”
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"Please do not ask me any questions about my embarrassing public infidelity in front of the dog, he doesn't know about any of that."
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"if I was to die" Leaving open the terrifying possibility that he may not!
A post on the hate site 'X' by Pat McAfee reading "For as long as I can remember my mere existence has made people hate my guts..

I’ve been writing songs about it for 20yrs & it’s time to let them aht.. A LOT of headlines & narratives.. if I was to die, I’d like my kids to know exactly who their dad is." accompanied by horrific AI-generated album art titled "The Diary of a Polarizing Figure."
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The 1st time I tried to watch Oppenheimer, a kid in front of me said to his friend “is this based on a true story?” so I walked out. The 2nd time I tried to watch Oppenheimer, someone was on their phone in full brightness right in front of me so I walked out. I will not be seeing The Odyssey.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Show me your phone background. The Poppy & Georgie Track Club ain’t nothin to fuck with.
An iPhone background screenshot depicting the logo of The Poppy & Georgie Track Club complete with a picture of both Poppy & Georgie, two Pomeranians.
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Announcing that I, too, am dropping out of the Maine Senate Democratic Primary and endorsing Troy Jackson.
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
No, thanks.
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
God killing Lindsey Graham when we were all waiting for Mitch McConnell.
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I have been logged out securely!
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
AEW World Championship match on now. Don’t ask me for nothing.
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
As a repatriate, I can report that Mitch McConnell is not dead in the traditional sense but is instead on his "beach." His "Ka" is stranded and may turn into a "BT" ("Beached Thing," of course) if not able to pass on. If you encounter Mitch's BT, please do not disturb!
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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
letterman pointing gun at camera
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Justin Sherin @wychstreet.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Forgot about Lester Bangs’ interview with Lou Reed. This is not a joke.
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Earthbound.txt @earthbound-txt.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
... It hurts, ... it hurts...
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Very happy to announce that I have accepted an offer to be the ‘1’ in a 1 v. 20 Jubilee “Surrounded” debate video where the topic is if Pomeranians are the best dog breed (they are.) If you’re wondering whether or not I will be condescending, don’t worry, I WILL.
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I will die having never seen this latest Jackass movie nor this latest Toy Story movie!
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Sad to report that President Donald J. Trump has passed away after experiencing severe brain trauma as a result of his knockout loss in round 2 of his main event bout tonight. 🙏🕯️You lived your life like a candle in the wind, sir.🕯️🙏
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Earthbound.txt @earthbound-txt.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Oh, I don't think you can carry any more.
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Curly Howard looks great!
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𝔱 𝔶 𝔫 𝔢 @tyneparadox.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Stockholm - Sankt Eriksplan, Dec 24, Lomo’Instant Wide Glass, Instax wide I’ll properly crop this someday, just not today.
photo of a deer with a crown wheatpasted onto wooden boards. the boards are connected to scaffolding. In front of the boards are two signs indicating ongoing construction.
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
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Mancini’s Scarf @mancinisscarf.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Foghorn leghorn ass “I say I say I say I’m an incredibly online pervert, son.”
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Hourly Videogame Box Art @vgboxart.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
FORGOTTEN WORLDS
FORGOTTEN WORLDS
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 08/11/2025
this is legit one of the saddest things i have ever seen
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Hmmm! youtu.be/lD91CxCo8-Y
youtu.be
Turn The Volume Up
YouTube video by KRS-One - Topic
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Trump hosting a dancing ladies Gatsby party while the government is shutdown is so hack. So tropey. Get better material.
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
‪Hideo Kojima suddenly gets his next great idea.‬
A tweet saying “I'm in a coffee shop and my phone is getting asked to set up an air conditioner” quoted by Brooks Otterlake saying “A glimpse of the future I envision where we all receive a yearly stipend to perform various random tasks around town at opportune moments”
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No Context GameCenter CX 🕹️ @nocontextgccx.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Remember the good times
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
It's so funny to brag that "my doctors are constantly asking me to take cognitive tests and - you'll simply just have to trust me on this - I'm passing every last one!"
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