Pat from Portland @patfromportland.bsky.social · 4hHiring a full time night audit person at the hotel- overnight roll. Likely M-F but can be flexible on days. Let me know if you know any interested. Hotel located right between Portland and Gresham 000
Reposted by Pat from PortlandSimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"Oh, Homer, you're not going as a hobo again?" "Going where?" 240849
Reposted by Pat from PortlandMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster 1348847948
Pat from Portland @patfromportland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I didn't really comment on it last week, but since it's come back up, but I don't actually love firing people for jobs they were just hired for for tweets they made when they were 15 year olds 14 years ago. We gotta give people time to grow and learn and shit idk 010
Pat from Portland @patfromportland.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yall ever get in a totally legitimate very noble argument/fight with someone that you are standing so 10 toes down you accidentally slip on the floor- it not very slick!1 and maybe lowkey fuck your side over? Me either but also I'm still right imo.... 000
Pat from Portland @patfromportland.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Whitney hurts so bad is a perfect song 000
Reposted by Pat from Portlanddan sinker @dansinker.com · 03/10/2026You'd think that the Democratic party would be making hay over their opposition's biggest donor fighting to let his bot keep making revenge porn. 10244521335
Reposted by Pat from PortlandSarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 02/10/2026I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. 1481401128
Pat from Portland @patfromportland.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Kinda liked the play call but great D. Truly can't tell where the ball was when his knee actually touched 000
Pat from Portland @patfromportland.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I don't get why North Texas didn't call the time out and try for it? 000
Reposted by Pat from Portlandtaryn @peepsaregood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026my fully unfounded conspiracy theory is they want the TSA agents to quit so they can claim a shortage and replace more of them with them with ICE 0113
Reposted by Pat from PortlandAwful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026September was our biggest month in terms of traffic generated from @bsky.app by almost double. Thank you, Bluesky, the Official App of Sports. 370757
Reposted by Pat from PortlandLadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home 1224564617
Reposted by Pat from PortlandLance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026im old enough to remember North Carolina losing the All-Star game because of transphobic legislation (bathroom ban) in the year of our WokeLord: TWO THOUSAND AND SIXTEEN 13411
Reposted by Pat from Portlandnick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays. 6152872119
Pat from Portland @patfromportland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ted hurst sounds like a madden create a player name 001
Reposted by Pat from PortlandBobby Football @robpaul.bsky.social · 26/09/2026John Mateer gonna John Mateer, and Chris Cole gonna Chris Cole. One is a bad QB and the other is a potential first-round pick 411821
Pat from Portland @patfromportland.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Omg that Georgia fumble return was so silly 000
Reposted by Pat from PortlandPregame Empire @pregameempire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026ACC football 112321
Reposted by Pat from PortlandMicroplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i bring an iced coffee to the interview. only it’s not for me, it’s for the interviewer. and it’s laced with a sedative. when she comes to, she’s wearing my clothes and i’m in her office. her car keys don’t work. i’m with her husband. her kids don’t recognize her. coming soon from A24. 161218182
Reposted by Pat from Portlandryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...themomoftheyear.substack.comI’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night. 12252981370
Reposted by Pat from PortlandWill Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026TMP is 2 Wrath of Khan is 3 III and IV are 1, but IV is also 2 Final Frontier is actually all three of them at once Undiscovered Country is 2. You could make a case for 1 or 3 but it's definitely 2. Generations is 2 and 3. First Contact is all 3 again. The ones after that don't matter. 3153
Pat from Portland @patfromportland.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I too have seen the tv show list an disagree but mostly because I have a terrible taste in tv shows 010
Reposted by Pat from PortlandThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"He'll move Left once he's in office" yeah lol the rich guy who no longer needs anything from you will suddenly bravely pursue stuff he doesnt care about now that he's in the club. For sure. You must be good at poker 101337249
Pat from Portland @patfromportland.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Yes I will try this if I ever see it in a store 020
Reposted by Pat from PortlandTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/09/2026In the bluesky posting system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the shitlibs who post AI content and support Gavin Newsom, and the shitposters who offend them. These are their posts. SKEET SKEET 224843
Pat from Portland @patfromportland.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hell ya fire. Great way to finish the season 040
Reposted by Pat from PortlandPodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'm reluctant to say anything, because there's no point in making people feel bad in advance, and I dont need to dump my own cynicism on people who dont have it. But I can't be the only person who sees these big polling numbers for Dems nationwide, and esp in Texas, and doesn't believe a word of it. 36741
Pat from Portland @patfromportland.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I fucking love monster punts like this 010
Pat from Portland @patfromportland.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The standings in the W right now with 1-2 games left for everyone over the next 3 days are crazy. Basically every seed could still change depending on what happens 010
Reposted by Pat from PortlandThe Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026JD Vance Booed By Own Reflection In Mirror theonion.com/jd-vance-booed-by-own-… 305119713
Pat from Portland @patfromportland.bsky.social · 21/09/2026That's a crazy ending. I can't believe that happened 000
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[job interview]
"Under skill it says nicknames?"
"You know it Sex Dragon."
"Sex Dragon wants to know when you can start?"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreiaf6jbjefvwf72rihfxptaay4ryz5socle3bl5rs6p6uwgskjbfha)
