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Nerd, autist, ADHD, wanted to study bones but now its volcanos, rocks and other things. Fleeing the Other Place

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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 9m
The lads made that waaaaaay more difficult than it should have been #LetsGoPens
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 15m
Idiot birds #LetsGoPens
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 11h
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 18h
Alonso's endurance is insane, that he's still here after 24+ years is nuts. #BahrainGP
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This short lives in my head rent free. It's hilarious and fucked up (the best combination)
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh SHIT. Damn both would have been superb choices as traitors. But holy hell #CelebrityTraitors
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I fucking love Richard E Grant, mad, iconic loonatic #CelebrityTraitors
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well this is just fun #LetsGoPens
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hockey's back babe #LetsGoPens
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What, you fucking egg! *Stab*
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Alpines happening to each other there #AzerbaijanGP
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jesus fuck George, incredible #AzerbaijanGP
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So today I have watched Galaxy Quest and Hot Fuzz so I feel like I am winning at life today
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Someone's third eye is wiiiide open
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David Brown @davidebrown.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"I wouldn't want you to think this was a tragic story. I'm not a tragic woman. Not that type...." RIP Stephanie Cole. Another of Alan Bennett's marvellous Talking Heads women gone...
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Aw fuck Stephanine Cole RIP. A wonderful actress with a sad end
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It still think this is the greatest piece of film music of all time youtu.be/IQj8e60USMM?...
youtu.be
Hans Zimmer - Time
YouTube video by Piotr Tatar
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Literally the only Grand Slam Champ to never play any top 20 players on his way to the win #USOpen
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Grossssssss #USOpen
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fucking about time #USOpen
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Stop invoking the 2020 #USOpen like it was some kind of great match, it was a depressing indication of the failure of modern tennis compared to the golden years of Federer v Nadal v Djokovic
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Everything Zverev does revolts me. Domestic violence perpetratoring cunt. #USOpen
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
vivaldi implies the existence of vivlidl
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Our fears; wall crashes, fireballs, injured drivers Our reality; boring, boring and more boring #Madridring #SpanishGP
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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
The adolescent version of Godzilla from "Shin Godzilla" who, to put it charitably, looks both startled and like he was the victim of a rogue orthodontist, with the caption "the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling"
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So far this aged VERY badly
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is The match of the tournament for me, Danya vs Fiafoe #UsOpen
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Jesus fuck that was a monster. Glad to see Charles walk away from that #Monza #ItalianGP
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
GASLY!!!! #ItalianGP
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My favourite volcano, hopefully she behaves herself. But always fear Krakatau
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Nick Barber 🌋 @volcannick.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Decent size eruption earlier today at Anak Krakatau. Pretty detailed webcam photo from earlier. Hope there’s no major sector collapse leading to a tsunami 🙏
Webcam photo of small eruption at Krakatau. Source MAGMA Indonesia
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Feels like the appropriate Friday evening film
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 04/09/2026
An AuDHD woman has realised that she has enjoyed her latest horrible special interest for as long as polite company can really tolerate, and has been spotted tearfully leading it behind a barn while armed with a shotgun.
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AuDHD woman tearfully leads unsavoury special interest out behind barn with shotgun
An AuDHD woman has realised that she has enjoyed her latest horrible special interest for as long as polite company can really tolerate, and has been spotted tearfully leading it behind a barn while…
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Khachanov is just magic at slams isn't he? What a win #USOpen
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
First I came for the Communists And I did not speak out Because I was the one coming for the Communists Then I came for the Jews And I did not speak out Because, again, I was the one coming for the Jews Then they came for me And there was no one left To speak out for me
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Team of cowards #TheChase
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Man, fuck this week
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 23/08/2026
Thou art violently carried away from grace, there is a devil haunts thee in the likeness of an old fat man, a tun of man is thy companion.
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
God this race seems to have gone on forever #DutchGP
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
That was a monster shunt. Glad Max is okay #DutchGP
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"Go thou, and fill another room in hell." Remains mt favourite Shakespere quote
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Such an idiot child
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I've lived by the sea since I was 3 and I cannot believe that grown ass adults are so stupid. STAY OUT THE SEA YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. The sea hates you, the sea wants you dead at all times, the sea is not your friend, the sea is dangerous.
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Holy shit that got tense at the end #TheHundred
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Goodness me Chris Pakham has to be inheritor to Attenborough, what a king of nature he is #Evolution
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
International Cat Day? Here's a fat old man
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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Your bad art is better than AI slop.
four frame comic. first frame shows a typical AI poster that says : All chatgpt flyers look the same, especially with this font! the text above it reads : I won't go to your event if the poster was made by AI. second frame shows a still frame from a Hank Green youtube video. text above reads : I won't read your post or email and I won't watch your video if they were made with AI. third frame shows an AI restaurant poster of burgers and chicken in a window. text reads : I won't patronize your shop  or restaurant if it is advertised with AI. last frame shows an MS paint window with badly written : Your bad art is better than AI slop. text reads : if you can't take the time or make the effort to interact with me yourself, then why should I do it?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go “you know who is the sexiest fucking guy I’ve ever seen?” and post this
Bob Hoskins with Roger Rabbit
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
There once was a man called Rod Liddle Who sat to the right of the middle The fucker's now dead And I have just read That if he was a teacher he'd diddle
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Humans are amazing, regardless of how far back you go humans be human
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