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Nerd, autist, ADHD, wanted to study bones but now its volcanos, rocks and other things. Fleeing the Other Place

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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 28m
Grim-visaged war hath smoothed his wrinkled front; And now, instead of mounting barbèd steeds To fright the souls of fearful adversaries #ShakespeareSunday
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 1h
Of course the one race we've got in Malaysia is pissing down #BahrainGP
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 5h
The lads made that waaaaaay more difficult than it should have been #LetsGoPens
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 6h
Idiot birds #LetsGoPens
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 16h
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 12h
*takes glasses off* who? Oh her, I saw nothing. Must be a stranger
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 13h
*whips head around like an owl* I know you! (0% surprise that we know each other)
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Alonso's endurance is insane, that he's still here after 24+ years is nuts. #BahrainGP
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This short lives in my head rent free. It's hilarious and fucked up (the best combination)
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh SHIT. Damn both would have been superb choices as traitors. But holy hell #CelebrityTraitors
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I fucking love Richard E Grant, mad, iconic loonatic #CelebrityTraitors
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well this is just fun #LetsGoPens
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hockey's back babe #LetsGoPens
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What, you fucking egg! *Stab*
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Alpines happening to each other there #AzerbaijanGP
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jesus fuck George, incredible #AzerbaijanGP
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So today I have watched Galaxy Quest and Hot Fuzz so I feel like I am winning at life today
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Someone's third eye is wiiiide open
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David Brown @davidebrown.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"I wouldn't want you to think this was a tragic story. I'm not a tragic woman. Not that type...." RIP Stephanie Cole. Another of Alan Bennett's marvellous Talking Heads women gone...
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Aw fuck Stephanine Cole RIP. A wonderful actress with a sad end
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It still think this is the greatest piece of film music of all time youtu.be/IQj8e60USMM?...
youtu.be
Hans Zimmer - Time
YouTube video by Piotr Tatar
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Literally the only Grand Slam Champ to never play any top 20 players on his way to the win #USOpen
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Grossssssss #USOpen
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fucking about time #USOpen
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Stop invoking the 2020 #USOpen like it was some kind of great match, it was a depressing indication of the failure of modern tennis compared to the golden years of Federer v Nadal v Djokovic
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I was revolted by him at the #FrenchOpen and he revolts me now
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Everything Zverev does revolts me. Domestic violence perpetratoring cunt. #USOpen
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
vivaldi implies the existence of vivlidl
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Absolutely horrible, congratulations
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Our fears; wall crashes, fireballs, injured drivers Our reality; boring, boring and more boring #Madridring #SpanishGP
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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
The adolescent version of Godzilla from "Shin Godzilla" who, to put it charitably, looks both startled and like he was the victim of a rogue orthodontist, with the caption "the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling"
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So far this aged VERY badly
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'd fight god on Danya's behalf I love him that much
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is The match of the tournament for me, Danya vs Fiafoe #UsOpen
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Jesus fuck that was a monster. Glad to see Charles walk away from that #Monza #ItalianGP
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
GASLY!!!! #ItalianGP
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My favourite volcano, hopefully she behaves herself. But always fear Krakatau
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Nick Barber 🌋 @volcannick.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Decent size eruption earlier today at Anak Krakatau. Pretty detailed webcam photo from earlier. Hope there’s no major sector collapse leading to a tsunami 🙏
Webcam photo of small eruption at Krakatau. Source MAGMA Indonesia
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
When you're a professional pirate~
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Feels like the appropriate Friday evening film
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 04/09/2026
An AuDHD woman has realised that she has enjoyed her latest horrible special interest for as long as polite company can really tolerate, and has been spotted tearfully leading it behind a barn while armed with a shotgun.
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AuDHD woman tearfully leads unsavoury special interest out behind barn with shotgun
An AuDHD woman has realised that she has enjoyed her latest horrible special interest for as long as polite company can really tolerate, and has been spotted tearfully leading it behind a barn while…
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I both hate and love this. Fuck you (affectionate)
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Khachanov is just magic at slams isn't he? What a win #USOpen
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
First I came for the Communists And I did not speak out Because I was the one coming for the Communists Then I came for the Jews And I did not speak out Because, again, I was the one coming for the Jews Then they came for me And there was no one left To speak out for me
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Team of cowards #TheChase
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Man, fuck this week
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 23/08/2026
Thou art violently carried away from grace, there is a devil haunts thee in the likeness of an old fat man, a tun of man is thy companion.
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
God this race seems to have gone on forever #DutchGP
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
That was a monster shunt. Glad Max is okay #DutchGP
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Patch @patchworkwords.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"Go thou, and fill another room in hell." Remains mt favourite Shakespere quote
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