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@patchcat.social
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Computer guy doin life things 651 ♊️-> 906 🦌-> 989 🏔️-> 407 🎢-> 352 🐊 Some things I like and do: 🎥🏈🏒🏁🔫🎧🚗💻 pawpals.place/patchhes

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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 7h
ITS HAPPENING
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glavo lilio @glavilio.bsky.social · 22h
this is my favorite post ever
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 29/09/2026
It's crazy how big nuzlockes are now, remembering that it came from an extremely rough 4chan comic where the protagonist had a nuzleaf who looked like locke from lost, hence nuzlocke
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OKAME @0kame-san.bsky.social · 10h
Commission for @augment.monster⚡️
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Playboy @playboy.com · 9h
In a December 2025 YouGov poll, 44% of American men said they had not read a book in the past year. Not hot. Men, get to reading.
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Playboy Recommends: Reading a Damn Book
Comedian Anthony Jeselnik wants to get more men hooked on reading fiction. It’s working.
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merritt @merrittk.com · 29/09/2026
on june 1 2008 it became illegal to drink in the london underground. on may 31, thousands of people descended on the Circle line for one last night of utter depravity. this being 2008, there were of course guys in V for Vendetta masks
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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 23h
screenshot of google search "Is tweety a boy or girl"
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Basquiatball @basquiatball.bsky.social · 21h
Erick Schmitt and his fellow senators smugly holding up the infamous "LeBron... take the 'HIGH ROAD' back to CLEVELAND WITH YOUR 2nd YEAR LOSING TO THE GSW! You are no longer known as 'KING JAMES
 - you are now 'LOSER CRY BABY JAMES' (with your feelings 'HURT')" poster
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 22h
i crack liberty biberty's skull open and the goo runs everywhere, like the uncooked crab in castaway. i tilt my head back and drink deep the forbidden nectar of biberty goo. it tastes like the actuary tables of the devil and maybe tarragon
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Kiba_Ru! @kibaru.bsky.social · 22h
That’s adorable omg! Love that sticker!!! Only art I have for hockey so far.
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patchcat @patchcat.social · 22h
Successfully calorie budgeted my way into having a dessert for the first time in a while. Feels good, man
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i hate this stupid thing type-click-type.ghost.io/liberty-bibe...
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Liberty Biberty Is My Enemy
Get it out of here.
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
recording showing person with slightly feminine body build writing the word "fuck" on a building. ElijahSchaffer posts the video, stating: "Los Angeles is like Gotham city right now"
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robdog 👾 @robdogdraws.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Jake the Bear 🐻 @looknstr8grzzly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fursona draw over idea
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the main fact attack characters edited to dress in a stereotypically y2k style of fashion with a caption saying: "how the alt kids in ur class look at u b4 calling ur music gangster crime music"
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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patchcat @patchcat.social · 29/09/2026
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jaspering 🐊 !! in a swamp near you @jaspering.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
guy I dreamt about looking at offers over $80 for this guy! :3c [ #adoptable #furryadopt #crocodile ]
Design of a melanistic morelet's crocodile. They are dark gray and brown with brown eyes, and is wearing a red, white, and black motocross outfit with checkerboard markings and cartoon crocodiles on it. There's also a design for a helmet for crocodiles that I worked VERY hard on please clap.
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patchcat @patchcat.social · 28/09/2026
working a backup problem all morning.
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
happy for her
el patron mexican cocinala patrona cocina mexicana
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me setting expectations before sex
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal
Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 28/09/2026
most disrespectful graphic of all time
JULY 4 AT CUBS
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MILES
RHP
MIKOLAS
ISTIEL
ALLOWED 0.47 MILES WORTH OF HOME RUNS
DISTANCES: 428,
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dp 🔞 (HIATUS) @daggerprometheus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this being in the tape library here takes me out
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 28/09/2026
It's time to bring Stafford back to Detroit and let his daughter pull him from the game.
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patchcat @patchcat.social · 28/09/2026
oh no I tuned in and that happened the curse persists
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patchcat @patchcat.social · 28/09/2026
As neutral as I am to the Rams, I would love to see a vintage Stafford 4QC here.
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Carly Gay Stepson @amcnal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
what if I show up to a job interview with a big pot of chili that I cooked to be neighborly
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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patchcat @patchcat.social · 27/09/2026
aw man, I liked the Midnight Gospel
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Scott Hanson of RedZone talking about a man who sexually assaulted 28 women and might lead his team to a meaningless week 3 win: "Even with all the things swirling around in Deshaun Watsons back story, he can be a hero in this game"
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patchcat @patchcat.social · 27/09/2026
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patchcat @patchcat.social · 27/09/2026
If the Lions somehow Lions this I think Jahmyr Gibbs should be allowed to personally beat the shit out of Kelvin Sheppard
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it.
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patchcat @patchcat.social · 27/09/2026
CENTRAL MICHIGAN MENTIONED ON REDZONE
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Detroit Lions (Unofficial) @notlions.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my goodness, Jahmyr
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
Still from the first teenage mutant ninja turtles showing Ralph in his very effective disguise he used to go see critters at the theater
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@carolinaruins

a few years ago i was trying out a new therapist and i told her about how i was a little embarrassed to have a fan account. she said “if it makes you feel any better, i have a kpop fan account on instagram where i pretend to be an asian teenager.” that doesn’t make me feel better
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patchcat @patchcat.social · 27/09/2026
Horrendous start for Buffalo. Is anyone actually a good team this year?
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Patrick Damp @synonymforwet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Experience Steelers foot ball
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patchcat @patchcat.social · 27/09/2026
I need to conserve cell phone battery so let’s keep refreshing bsky and telegram
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
a major part of me is still governed by the inner college student who sees a spread of free snacks at a child’s birthday party and says with enough gumption this can become my dinner
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is wrong for several reasons, chief among them the fact that at least one person is on record saying L. Ron Hubbard was good at sex
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patchcat @patchcat.social · 26/09/2026
29 year old me would smack 19 year old me for not taking those college humanities classes more seriously.
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patchcat @patchcat.social · 26/09/2026
And all of them are from the show’s first 11 seasons.
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patchcat @patchcat.social · 26/09/2026
Had my first arepa tonight. Pretty good.
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