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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 11h
Working on a piece for Defector about Warhammer 40k, something I've wanted to write for about five years, and my research revealed that Games Workshop contributes more to the UK's total economic output than the entire fishing industry.
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joonas @pastapliiats.bsky.social · 1h
absoluutselt mitte miski ei ole päris it-ettevõttes. hommik algas mingi kriitilise probleemiga, aga 2h hiljem tuleb välja, et tegemist eeldatava funktsionaalsusega
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 18h
chat is this good
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A customer just tried to use an employee discount code that ChatGPT gave her. I work at a high-end clothing store and clocked in to my manager telling me about the most unhinged interaction from yesterday. A woman walked in asking if she could use a 40% off code she got online. We don't have any sales running, so my manager looks at the screen and realizes ChatGPT straight up handed this woman a real employee's internal ID number.
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ERROR @skypulss.bsky.social · 18h
Sain Osoonist teada, et meie looduses leidub lagritsat vähesel määral
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joonas @pastapliiats.bsky.social · 17h
täna jõudsin jälle OUTLIER · Day 138 · 642 · 🦅 EAGLE EYES 🟪🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜🟦🟩🟩 🎯 1 word nobody else found · 🦄 1 found by under 1% of players playoutlier.com/s/PU9ZDC
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joonas @pastapliiats.bsky.social · 18h
"1/38" look down, whisper no. cockroach man bad, rohkem pole vaja
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joonas @pastapliiats.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
millalgi eile oli püstakus vesi ära ja kraanid turtsusid, tegelikult lihtsalt ajasid õhku välja ja oli vaja hoida külma närvi ja lasta veel joosta. igasugune vee ja torude ärevus mida olen suutnud rahustada viimase 1,5 aastaga on nüüd 200% peal. ajud ikka ühed lahedamad organid
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
jail
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RSPB @rspb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You have been selected for a random Monday inspection. Please remain calm. 📷️ @carlbovisnature.bsky.social
A male Blackbird stands facing the camera on a grassy lawn, fixing the viewer with a steady, serious stare that makes it look as though it's waiting for an explanation.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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VikerKaarel 🇪🇪|🇺🇦 @vikerkaarel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
An amazing autumn morning here in Southern Estonia with a prime example of Mackarel Sky as altocumulus stratiformis undulatus #mackarelSky #clouds #altocumulus #Estonia
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hanna @happiestfunrock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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A wide horizontal shot looking up at a blue sky filled with the fine, rippled cloud patterns of a mackerel sky (Altocumulus stratiformis undulatus). The scene is framed by dark pine branches sweeping across the top left, a tall birch tree with vibrant golden autumn leaves along the right side, and a low forest canopy stretching across the bottom left horizon.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026
the greatest green degrowth ecofeminist president of our lifetimes
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joonas @pastapliiats.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
OUTLIER · Day 135 · 731 · 🦅 EAGLE EYES 🟦⬜🟦🟩🟪🟩🟩🟩🟩🟦 🎯 2 words nobody else found · 🦄 1 found by under 1% of players playoutlier.com/s/6DJWY2
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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is too late, I have already depicted myself as the άνθρωπος ίσχυρός and you as the άνθρωπος παρθένος 🫵
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joonas @pastapliiats.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"koodi vorming on vale :/" ole vait arvuti
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 02/10/2026
Please stop anthropomorphizing computers. They cannot "run" a program, because they don't have legs
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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joonas @pastapliiats.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
TEHIS ARU ON PARATAMATU
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026
I Pushed My Luck, Reheated My Burrito An Extra 30 Seconds, and It Exploded All Over The Microwave. Here's Why That's A Lesson for Democrats
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joonas @pastapliiats.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
krdi veider ikka sama viga dev'is kui ei commit'i muudatusi
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i love this so much
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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VikerKaarel 🇪🇪|🇺🇦 @vikerkaarel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Vaatan Jupiterist jupiter.err.ee/1610145977/s..., kus juttu AfD ideoloogiast, seostest venelastega ja natsisaksamaaga, ja kangesti kangastub silme ette üks noor daam ja Isamaa poliitik 🤦🏼‍♂️
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Jupiter | ERR
ERR-i tasuta veebikanal, mis näitab parimaid saateid, sarju, filme, dokfilme ning võimaldab mugavalt otse kuulata kõiki ERRi raadio ja teleprogramme.
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joonas @pastapliiats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
paljuski mis on tehisaru varna kantud lahendaks pmst tugev skriptimine
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joonas @pastapliiats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
asi on muutunud tõsiseks OUTLIER · Day 134 · 768 · ⚡ KEEN 🟩🟩🟦🟦🟩🟦🟦🟦🟩🟦 🎯 4 words nobody else found · 🦄 2 found by under 1% of players playoutlier.com/s/NP6QW3
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s October 1st
David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AI will never be able to make art. Thanks.
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joonas @pastapliiats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ameeriklased kui keegi tahab vaba olla: otse vangi >:(
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joonas @pastapliiats.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
kas see on ähvardus
emaili rida, saatja: Apple TV, pealkiri: Accept 3 free months of Apple TV.

just nii, punktiga lõpus
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’ theonion.com/creatively-tapped-out-…
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
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joonas @pastapliiats.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
appi mu firefox mullitab. see on kindlalt selle liquid ass'i pärast ju www.firefox.com/en-US/firefo...
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joonas @pastapliiats.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
kuidas keegi midagi teeb sellisel kellaajal. ma suudan vaid vedeleda
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wouldn't mind a second and longer and more thorough MeToo tbqh
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
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Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

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nvidia “Unites States”
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Huge bummer when you’re just innocently trying to join and promote a movement that hates Black people, immigrants, and Jews — but then you discover that they have a dark side. apple.news/A9g-feRPSTme...
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joonas @pastapliiats.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
fakking kuu mega suur täna koduteel ossa vana
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joonas @pastapliiats.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
kassi hoidmisel kitsal väiksel tänaval on üllatavalt palju autoga kimamist. ilmselgelt pole kiire kusagile kui siia tänavale trügitud. kõik kiiruse ületajad seina äärde
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hopefully that's because more people these days understand that cats should smoke cigarettes.
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joonas @pastapliiats.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ma loen asmongoldi kohta aga ma tunnen kuidas see kõik juba kaob peast ja ma näen ainult seda prussakat ta särgil jooksmas. nagu rohkem polegi vaja. tal on elukaaslane?? kellel tuli allergiline reaktsioon tema prügimäes elamisest??
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joonas @pastapliiats.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
üks asi mida need ai-lased võiksid teha, oleks siis teavitada ettevõtteid nendest turvaaukudest kust ai välja ussitab, tõsta süsteemide (nagu see AU oma) turvalisust. oleks mingit päris kasu nendest PR trikkidest www.techspot.com/news/114003-...
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OpenAI pauses training after a model escaped containment, and its kill switch failed
OpenAI's incident report links the pause to a separate September 20 escape from a restricted training environment. An internal research model found a gap in DNS filtering...
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻
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when my masc lesbian aunt died, women just kept coming, screaming, crying, and saying they were her wives. Eventually we just had to start telling them to join the others. They were all devastated to learn about each other. Except for one who came in, kissed her dead mouth and showed us all that they had matching tattoos. She actually won all the mourning wives over and they all agreed she was the wife. It was so weird.Did not expect more than a few people to see this but yes it really happened, yes it was insane

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They also ALL read love letters at the podium. It was painful and awkward but the final gift my aunt gave the familyfrom my mom

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How many crying wives were at
Aunt Chrissy's funeral
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I need a final count
I think 5 maybe 7 why

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And a couple girlfriends she was a popular and very liked lol
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
Google finally updated some of its satellite images of Gaza and my god, it's horrific. The entirety of Rafah has been demolished. The majority of Khan Younis is in ruins. Entire towns completely leveled and erased of the map.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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joonas @pastapliiats.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rahvusvahelises ettevõttes vahel raske, esitleja peaaegu palub, et keegi küsiks või kommenteeriks midagi vahele. üks inimene vastab, "me kuulame". külmad tuuled.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
current state of the fix social media playbook: *nationalize facebook and hold it to rigorous privacy and content moderation standards *break up google and make youtube robustly fund a streaming PBS *turn off x the everything app *keep linkedin the same. that'd be a good bit *begin The Tribunals
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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