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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 13h

O barbarous and bloody spectacle!

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il Secondo, Papa Emeritus @papaii.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I have been busy a few days. Have I missed anything scandalous? Give me a cup of tea.

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il Secondo, Papa Emeritus @papaii.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

@isobelinvacuo.bsky.social I am banning you from your office. Please exit the premises, by request of Papa Emeritus. Hurry up.

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Jesse Locker @jessemlocker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If you're not supposed to eat Jesus then why did they make him Fun Size? [Hans Burgkmair the Elder, St. Jerome, c. 1510, 41.4 x 29.3 cm, Alte Pinakothek, Munich]

A half-lenth St. Jerome, bearded and haggard, holding a rock and kissing (or eating??) a crucifix https://www.sammlung.pinakothek.de/en/artwork/RQ4XJVgL10

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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026

Report Reveals Jesus Christ May Have Benefited From Father’s Influential Position To Gain High-Powered Role As Lord And Savior theonion.com/report-reveals-jesus-c…

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Isobel F. @isobelinvacuo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Do not ask ChatGPT for legal advice. The GPT stands for Get Prison Time. - Sincerely, Ministry Counsel

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank

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Stram @strampunch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Back on my Daily Drawing Challenge shit. Papa Emeritus II from Ghost. Spent waaaaay more than 10 minutes on this. . #thebandghost #GhostBC #dailychallenge

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

If I catch anyone in this Ministry using ChatGPT, I am going to chain you to an altar and sacrifice you to our Lord myself.

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il Secondo, Papa Emeritus @papaii.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

{{Sorry to all waiting on a response from me, I will reply ASAP}}

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 07/09/2026

Soft, no haste.

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il Secondo, Papa Emeritus @papaii.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

If you left behind a hair clip or a shoe last night you may see my ghoul to retrieve them.

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il Secondo, Papa Emeritus @papaii.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

We are here until who knows. Light refreshment provided.

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il Secondo, Papa Emeritus @papaii.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Film Club Friday Heathers (1989) dir. Michael Lehmann She's my best friend. God, I hate her.

youtube.com

Heathers | Official Trailer | 4K

YouTube video by Arrow Video

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Judge You Harshly 🦋✌️🤟🖖🌈 @judgeyouharshly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

A reminder that if you see someone stealing food or baby supplies in a grocery store YOU DIDN’T SEE A DAMN THING.

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

even now, she's still teaching us

screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)

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Lou🌙 @l0unette.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Also I almost wrote 'Sexondo' here as a typo, and honestly where's the lie in that.

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il Secondo, Papa Emeritus @papaii.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

If I find out any of you are letting the bastards get you down I will be very upset.

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 02,1946

P- NANCY IS WALKING DOWNTOWN AND SHE IS VERY PERTURBED
NANCY: NOBODY HAS NOTICED MY NEW HAIR RIBBON
P2- THERE IS A BILLBOARD WITH FOUR HANDS POINTING TO THE CENTER OF THE BILLBOARD AND THE INSCRIPTION READS
WATCH THIS. SPOT
P3- NANCY IS STANDING IN FRONT OF THE CENTER OF THE BILLBOARD

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 02/09/2026

Yet notwithstanding such a strait edict, Were there a serpent seen, with forked tongue

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

You're never too young to learn how to preside over a funeral.

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il Secondo, Papa Emeritus @papaii.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Happy Bisexual Visibility Month to all of the bisexuals who are bi-yourselves. I can see you.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Our Farter, Who Fart in Heaven, Hallowed Be Thy Stink Thy Ass Be Stank, Its Really Rank On Earth or In Cleveland

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Satanic Bay Area @satanicbayarea.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

"I'm not a conventional leading man and have no wish to be." (Photo by Alan Light: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...)

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il Secondo, Papa Emeritus @papaii.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I have made up my mind. Umbra is the best one on the album. Next question.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I have ESP Extensive Shitposting Potential

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il Secondo, Papa Emeritus @papaii.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I’m at the intersection of Don’t Know and Don’t Care

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

One time, I had a man tell me I was mouthy so I ate him.

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il Secondo, Papa Emeritus @papaii.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

If I see one more unread email the lap top is going out the window.

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 19/08/2026

Harp on it still shall I till heart-strings break.

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🔞Feral Little Man🔞 @threenutpeanut.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

WHAT DO YOU MEAN PUMPING THIS SHIT DOODLE OUT REAL FAST MADE ME FINALLY FEEL BACK TO NORMAL

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Eclair >> Eclipse

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il Secondo, Papa Emeritus @papaii.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I am told there is a Stardew Valley with breasts. What is it and where does one acquire? I am bored of my marriage to Elliott.

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

SLUGGO’S TUESDAY

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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/08/2026

Embittered Raisin Won’t Shut Up About How It Could Have Been Wine theonion.com/embittered-raisin-won-…

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 5,1963

P1- SLUGGO IS WRITING ON THE OUTSIDE WALL OF A DOWNTOWN BUILDING, SLUGGO WRITES… I LOVE

P2- SUDDENLY SLUGGO IS INTERRUPTED BY SPIKE
SPIKE:PUT UP YOUR MITTS

P3- SLUGGO HITS SPIKE WITH A RIGHT TO THE JAW
P4- SLUGGO FINISHES WRITING ON THE BUILDING WALL AS SPIKE STAGGERS AWAY
SLUGGO FINISHED WRITING…
I LOVE SPINACH

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il Secondo, Papa Emeritus @papaii.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I do not think I am the target audience, but I quite like the Charlie XCX song. The apple.

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