Papa Emeritus Primo @papaemeritusprimo.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Buon venerdì, bambini! What plans do you have for the weekend? 220
Papa Emeritus Primo @papaemeritusprimo.bsky.social · 13/01/2026I finally managed to change it myself. Who says I'm decrepit and useless with this thing, eh?! 230
Papa Emeritus Primo @papaemeritusprimo.bsky.social · 13/01/2026// Why does life take me away from delulu for so long. I despair!!! 030
Papa Emeritus Primo @papaemeritusprimo.bsky.social · 29/12/2025WHO CHANGE MY PHOTO ON THIS THING!? I will find out!!! 440
Reposted by Papa Emeritus PrimoSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 22/12/2025I like that mistletoe increases the odds of being kissed. More plants should offer temporary environmental status. Brawling under lingonberries. The soft yearning of a love that dare not speak its name beneath the nightshade. 12919317
Papa Emeritus Primo @papaemeritusprimo.bsky.social · 24/12/2025You are all in a festive mood, sì? If anyone is looking for a quieter time. Come and sit on my knee. Not to tell me what you want. Just to sit. Maybe have a drink. 050
Reposted by Papa Emeritus PrimoCount Duckula 🧛♂️🦆 @justducky.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Sorry I’m late. I had to scroll to my birth year on an app. 928862
Papa Emeritus Primo @papaemeritusprimo.bsky.social · 08/11/2025// Primo when he tries to use "young person" vernacular... 050
Papa Emeritus Primo @papaemeritusprimo.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Early morning stroll! Who is coming!? 350
Papa Emeritus Primo @papaemeritusprimo.bsky.social · 02/11/2025"Something once living, now beautifully dead." My oldest companion. Melek Taus, the Peacock Angel. Once radiant in life, now eternally so. Some say he is Lucifer in another tongue. #MinistryRelics 041
Papa Emeritus Primo @papaemeritusprimo.bsky.social · 02/11/2025"An offering of fruit or sweets." The pomegranate. Fruit of descent and return. Jewel of the Underworld. A gift for the Dead, and for those who walk beside them. #MinistryRelics 040
Papa Emeritus Primo @papaemeritusprimo.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Happy Halloween! A special treat for anyone who guesses the costume 🌹 530
Papa Emeritus Primo @papaemeritusprimo.bsky.social · 19/10/2025*The chapel was dim. This one was hardly used these days. As he laid out the vessels, dust motes swirled in the light. He had placed a new alb over the back of the pew and a green cincture atop it. He sat then, folding his hands within his lap. @sisteriris.bsky.social was late!* She’ll come. 030
Reposted by Papa Emeritus PrimoSuor Eos (inactive) @suoreos.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Happy birthday to my fellow bisexuals 042
Papa Emeritus Primo @papaemeritusprimo.bsky.social · 23/09/2025*Erebus screeched through the open window, a blur of claws and chaos. Primo jolted upright, heart hammering.* Cazzo! Maledetto gatto! *He’d sent the letter to @sisteriris.bsky.social days ago. She was needed. No, required. She had been avoiding her fate for too long.* 110
Papa Emeritus Primo @papaemeritusprimo.bsky.social · 14/09/2025📲 @sisteriris.bsky.social I had a Sibling find me a pumpkin yesterday. Erebus has claimed it. We've named it Clarence! 250
Papa Emeritus Primo @papaemeritusprimo.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Per favore.media.tenor.coma black and white photo of a baby looking out of a window with the words `` here take my money '' .ALT: a black and white photo of a baby looking out of a window with the words `` here take my money '' . 220
Papa Emeritus Primo @papaemeritusprimo.bsky.social · 03/09/2025*grumbling at his laptop* I'm going to throw this pezzo di merda out the window. Pigeons would be easier...! 020
Reposted by Papa Emeritus Primoᴄʜᴀʀʟᴇʏ★ᴘɪʀᴏᴛʜ @charlespiroth.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Greenhouse, made from recycled church stained glass windows. 502011238
Papa Emeritus Primo @papaemeritusprimo.bsky.social · 29/08/2025*Peering over his glasses, frowning at the screen. He taps the flashlight by accident.* Aha! I’ve summoned light! *He tuts and curses under his breath as he find the correct icon.* 📲 @papaii.bsky.social Go on, Fratello "Laugh it up!" As the kids say. I've banished the cat to the gardens! 110
Papa Emeritus Primo @papaemeritusprimo.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Who thought sending me these was a good idea? Cazzo. 340
Papa Emeritus Primo @papaemeritusprimo.bsky.social · 07/08/2025This is all the thigh you will be getting! 220
Reposted by Papa Emeritus PrimoDak @dak.bsky.social · 07/08/2025If cheese could scream, I’d still eat it. Just more quickly. 2322338
Papa Emeritus Primo @papaemeritusprimo.bsky.social · 06/08/2025I approve of this mistranslation... 010
Papa Emeritus Primo @papaemeritusprimo.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Buongiorno, bambini! Have a wonderful day of the humping! 060
Reposted by Papa Emeritus Primo✮⋆ ˚｡ kaiya ⋆｡°✩ @sloppyghoul.bsky.social · 05/08/2025most of my problems would be solved if i just solved them 0213
Reposted by Papa Emeritus PrimoBellyPudgeBelly @bellypudgebelly.bsky.social · 05/08/2025*showing off my bones collection* Omg wait let me show you this one- *Immediately retches up an entirely intact, albeit acid-soaked, skeleton in one disgusting belch.* - If you already couldn't tell, this decaying CARCASS has a remarkable resemblance to your friend. 0303
Reposted by Papa Emeritus Primo[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Eat, Pray, Blaspheme 18729
Papa Emeritus Primo @papaemeritusprimo.bsky.social · 31/07/2025*He fussed with the arrangement of flower cupcakes. Beside them sat a wrapped box. Clogs. Sturdy. Like garden shoes should be, but fitting he hoped. That @suorblu.bsky.social still chose him, after all these years to spend her birthday morning with, warmed his heart.* 120
Papa Emeritus Primo @papaemeritusprimo.bsky.social · 19/07/2025The Ponderosa sits better in the hand... 120
Papa Emeritus Primo @papaemeritusprimo.bsky.social · 19/07/2025When I remember I have this thing, that is. Can someone come and set reminders on my phone? 040
Papa Emeritus Primo @papaemeritusprimo.bsky.social · 04/06/2025May Satan bless you all, on this day of the humping! 490
