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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

[ i am so sorry but it turns out TONIGHT is the club night i was looking forward to so 😭😭😭 i'll. do replies. tomorrow.]

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This Ministry feels like a nursing home sometimes.

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

[ okay TODAY is the day, bc i finally woke up before noon ]

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

[ kel is the only person who would sincerely ask an old man if he wishes he would just die already and i love that for him and hate that for the geriatric population of orange county ]

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

[ like, this is def a cult tho right ]

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

[ someone put into my head the image of kel wearing sister imperator's green dress and that mental image has given me an incurable case of rabies

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

[ about to blow up a building or something for the plot. i think we all need some plot. like a portal to hell opening in the middle of a parking lot in los angeles or a rival catholic congregation trying to infiltrate or like-- ]

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Hey @sistermarch.bsky.social your boyfriend is trying to climb a building.

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

[ replies did not happen as planned today due to Life Is Awful and also horrific nerve pain in one of my hands but they will happen Soon <3 ]

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

[ im going to bed but i will continue replying to things tomorrow thank u have a nice day ]

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

@morgueb0y.bsky.social It's unfortunate, but Kel could not source a giant cake to pop out of on such short notice. Those are expensive! And they take a long time to make, given how much cake is required. And so, as promised, Kel is heading down to the morgue! It's morgue-in' time.

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The reason it's important to speak clearly when you pray is because the demon Titivillus will take your dropped syllables as evidence for why the One Below should torture you even more once you meet your end.

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

[ why is the baby at the beach in 100 degree weather? well, funny thing about that baby- ]

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It's always interesting to see which seminarians make it past the first year and which ones obviously only joined because they like the Ghost project.

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I would be a really good stepfather.

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You shouldn't ask a demon about the particulars of what happens in Hell unless you're genuinely looking forward to going there.

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

@papaii.bsky.social *It's technically never an off day for Kel. Priesthood is a lifetime commitment, and the unholy work is never done. But Saturday is Saturday! And despite his calling, Kel is only human. Everyone needs a break. So out of his robes he gets - in favor of comfier fare. Skinny +

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

[ i slept for 2 days and now i am Back ]

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I'm in the category of "technically nonbinary, but I have a career so I don't have time for all of that." It's just easier not to.

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Isobel F. @isobelinvacuo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Do not ask ChatGPT for legal advice. The GPT stands for Get Prison Time. - Sincerely, Ministry Counsel

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"But Father, I thought we didn't do sacrifices anymore." So?

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

If I catch anyone in this Ministry using ChatGPT, I am going to chain you to an altar and sacrifice you to our Lord myself.

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

[ claws out of my grave... ouhhh ]

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Yes, I'm fucking the boss. But this doesn't exclude me from being in trouble. My dad is the other boss, and he's German, so if I fuck up he will leave my corpse on the front steps of the Ministry as a warning.

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

[ you know kel showed up to that party in the shortest silk shorts and a matching robe and that's IT ]

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Fran @galacticidiots.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

‘What do you want for your birthday?’ You ask. To unwrap you like a present, maybe. I don’t say that.

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

For those who aren't comfortable going to an orgy, especially people who are new here, refreshments are offered in another room. You don't have to be near the action. Attendance is not required and you should never let anyone pressure you into going. Have fun and remember to respect consent!

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Yeah, it's one of /those/ parties. :) And Fratello Matthias said we're "going big tonight". Going big how? I dunno. I don't think you can go much bigger than a Satanic orgy, so I guess we'll find out!

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Fratello Matthias @thepenitent.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Dear Congregation, 57 years ago, Ghost released a key song in their career. None of us knew what it would bring us, nor where it would lead. Without Papa Nihil’s and Sister Imperator’s efforts, we would not be here today. Tonight’s mass is dedicated to them. Afterwards, we will have a party.

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

[ i enjoy kel bc he is almost normal but then he reminds you that he is not and never was and never will be ]

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The other secret is to get pregnant so he can never leave you.

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The secret to a successful marriage is lots of sex and regular couples counseling.

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

CHILD, take your dark memories— #GhostRP | MDNI | 25+ | #GhostOC —like seeds, and plant them far from here.

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

[ im awake once again and that means im making it yall's problem ]

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Fratello Matthias @thepenitent.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Dear Congregation, The ghoul known as @aeonghoul.bsky.social has been CANCELLED. Please continue with your evening as usual, and avoid them at all costs. Thank you.

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♱ 𝕵𝖚𝖑𝖊𝖘 ♱ @morgueb0y.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I fear that it's too late. I'm putting this on Twitter Dot Com

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

[ kel saying something weird or concerning and his husband shutting it down with love and affection will never not make me want to cry im gonna frow up ]

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Sometimes I wonder what would've happened if I just went to school for something normal and not fucked up.

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

🚧 working on a new bio. pinning this til it's done. 🚧

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

CHILD, take your dark memories— #GhostRP | MDNI | 25+ | #GhostOC —like seeds, and plant them far from here.

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

What's the dumbest thing you've gotten in trouble for here in the Ministry?

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

[ ok so now that i am no longer on the brink of death it's time to Do Something ]

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

[ unfortunately i napped in the evening due to having a cold, so now i'm haunting the catacombs or whatever ]

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

[ ativan and board games cured me. i am also back from my sabbatical. "maybe forever" was hyperbole, i hope y'all know ]

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

[ yeah sorry guyd i am popping n ativan and going away til at least tomorrow or maybe forever because i cannot have SHIT in detroit ]

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Dew @hyrrvoda.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

// spreading awareness ‼️ Eggy the stalker is back on this app. If you want to stay away from them: @thateggyghoul.bsky.social @enterthebeyond.bsky.social

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

[ I don't even want to be here anymore holy fuck]

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