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❀ Sorella Bluesette ✿ @suorblu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Surrounding fields and gallant flora. She kneels palms open, her inviting aura. Creatures come hither—with towering ears or a sinuous slither. Then a flutter of wings, and a duet begins. A sweetheart ditty with a birdsong melody. #poem

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il Secondo, Papa Emeritus @papaii.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Papa’s Wednesday. First person to bring me another espresso wins a dollar.

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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Nother one

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il Secondo, Papa Emeritus @papaii.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Just do not tell anybody how many bags of cookies are in my pantry, per favore.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Guys, don’t use Crisco as a sex lube. It’s a shortening.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026

Artist Profile: Madonna theonion.com/artist-profile-madonna

Philanthropic Cause: Tiny leather corsets for dogs

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il Secondo, Papa Emeritus @papaii.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

// Best I can do is Secondo putting Esmeralda in a dog show

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 01/10/2026

O barbarous and bloody spectacle!

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il Secondo, Papa Emeritus @papaii.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Sneaky! How so? He is creeping around, lurking in shadows?

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il Secondo, Papa Emeritus @papaii.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Bentornato, caro. I am doing fine. You are adjusting well since your return?

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il Secondo, Papa Emeritus @papaii.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I have been busy a few days. Have I missed anything scandalous? Give me a cup of tea.

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il Secondo, Papa Emeritus @papaii.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

@isobelinvacuo.bsky.social I am banning you from your office. Please exit the premises, by request of Papa Emeritus. Hurry up.

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il Secondo, Papa Emeritus @papaii.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Working on Saturday morning! He definitely did not teach her that. He turns, perhaps a bit slowly as he registers that he may not have imagined the tap.* Sì…? *The hall is empty and silent except for the sound of rapid typing on the other side of the office door. He shrugs, mumbling to himself.*

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il Secondo, Papa Emeritus @papaii.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

*He looks up from the crossword he’s been staring at, only half aware of someone tapping on his shoulder. Usually he would prefer to do the crossword in his chair and not in the middle of the hallway, but he has a mimosa appointment with the attorney who has yet to emerge from her office.

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Jesse Locker @jessemlocker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If you're not supposed to eat Jesus then why did they make him Fun Size? [Hans Burgkmair the Elder, St. Jerome, c. 1510, 41.4 x 29.3 cm, Alte Pinakothek, Munich]

A half-lenth St. Jerome, bearded and haggard, holding a rock and kissing (or eating??) a crucifix https://www.sammlung.pinakothek.de/en/artwork/RQ4XJVgL10

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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026

Report Reveals Jesus Christ May Have Benefited From Father’s Influential Position To Gain High-Powered Role As Lord And Savior theonion.com/report-reveals-jesus-c…

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Isobel F. @isobelinvacuo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Do not ask ChatGPT for legal advice. The GPT stands for Get Prison Time. - Sincerely, Ministry Counsel

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank

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Stram @strampunch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Back on my Daily Drawing Challenge shit. Papa Emeritus II from Ghost. Spent waaaaay more than 10 minutes on this. . #thebandghost #GhostBC #dailychallenge

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Kel 📿👻🚬 @seeyouinkel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

If I catch anyone in this Ministry using ChatGPT, I am going to chain you to an altar and sacrifice you to our Lord myself.

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il Secondo, Papa Emeritus @papaii.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I was not asked, but I know where there is one.

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il Secondo, Papa Emeritus @papaii.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

*He thinks of the pile of his mother’s stuff currently sitting in storage boxes, unsorted, which he hasn’t brought himself to deal with for over a year.* I say let it sit around. It is not going anywhere. There is no pressure, sì? You will decide what to do eventually.

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il Secondo, Papa Emeritus @papaii.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Very good. *He chuckles, slipping gloved fingers beneath her chin to tilt her eyes towards his.* I am not going to bite you, cara. Unless you ask nicely.

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il Secondo, Papa Emeritus @papaii.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

You know the way to my place, sì? The door is unlocked. *There’s more muttering in the background, which Secondo responds to, not quietly at all.* It is just one more person. No, we do not need more snacks. Sit down, per favore. Calmati. You are still there, caro? I will see you soon, okay? Ciao.

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il Secondo, Papa Emeritus @papaii.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

{{Sorry to all waiting on a response from me, I will reply ASAP}}

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il Secondo, Papa Emeritus @papaii.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

A shark at the beach party, che fortuna.

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il Secondo, Papa Emeritus @papaii.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

*He places one of her hands on his shoulder, then takes the other firmly in his.* Do you know the box step? Eh—it doesn’t matter. Just don’t fall down, sì? *He winks, swaying side to side.*

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il Secondo, Papa Emeritus @papaii.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

*He nods in agreement.* This is true. That is no different from any other “stuff.” There is a rush to decide?

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il Secondo, Papa Emeritus @papaii.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

That would be me and the ghoul, ma certo. Reverend Iris is working tonight.

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il Secondo, Papa Emeritus @papaii.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

It sounds fantastico. You are not busy at the moment, sì? Why do you not join us for the movie? It is ehh… *He pauses for a moment, leaning away from the phone to check something. A faint voice in the background answers his question and he returns.* The Bird With the Crystal Plumage, tonight.

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il Secondo, Papa Emeritus @papaii.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

*He hums inquisitively, intrigued.* No, you are not bothering me at all. What sort of cake are we talking about?

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 07/09/2026

Soft, no haste.

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il Secondo, Papa Emeritus @papaii.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

*He picks up the phone and leans back in his chair, clearing his throat quietly.* Buonasera. I am just sitting down to watch a movie. How can I help you, caro?

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il Secondo, Papa Emeritus @papaii.bsky.social · 07/09/2026