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Peter Alvaro

@palvaro.bsky.social
342 followers 148 following 602 posts

Crackpot, nincompoop, magpie, pedant mostly @palvaro@discuss.systems on the mastodon

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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 5h
Daily bunny is not returning their cart
A bunny in a large shopping cart launches the cart of a small cliff into a lake, presumably using momentum from a hill or ramp. A second bunny, frightened  clings to the handle of the cart as it goes.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Digital illustration of the heroic goose from Untitled Goose Game. Goose is all white with orange feet and beak and everything is rendered in flat simple shapes. Goose is standing next to a stream with greenery and blue sky behind, proudly holding the coveted shiny bell in his beak. Handwritten lettering in the sky reads ‘Maybe it will happen today.’
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𝕊𝕒𝕝𝕥𝕪𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕤 @saltybitchables.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
This is Brenden Cuni of New Rochelle, NY, an ICE agent who was seen earlier brutalizing a pregnant woman in Minneapolis, MN. As reported by I_May_Have_Weed I hope his family is proud of him. #FuckICE #FucktRump #Pinks #ProudBlue
ICEICE
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🎃👻🧙‍♀️ Vio the VVitch 🧙‍♀️👻🎃 @viothevvitch.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
this is so fucking sad
Alvin Sng 0 @alvinsng My wife: Can you read our baby a book?
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Me: Icanjust play an audiobook from my phone.
My wife: But then it won't be in your voic e.
Me:| can train a voice model.
Parenting hits different when you workin Al.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The American white collar workforce started working from home three days a week for like six months a year into COVID and executives so thoroughly lost their minds over this that they installed Trump II. If anything, AI will create the 7-day workweek.
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the cheering after the completely nonsensical "let 'em take out Los Angeles, let 'em take out San Diego" is really one of those moments that perfectly crystalizes how these ghouls do not deserve pity nor rehabilitation into the body politic. Crush their movement and drive them from power forever.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Graydon Hoare @graydon-pub.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We get high salaries so long as we go along with management, and if we rock the boat much or annoy someone they just push a button and you're locked out of the building. We literally helped write the system that locks us out of the building. That's our whole thing. Helping capital.
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Peter Alvaro @palvaro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Eat shit loser
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Peter Alvaro @palvaro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah I grew up in New Jersey with it. I loved that cartoon so much
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Sorry to disappoint everyone but I actually think cruelty is rarely the primary goal. It is usually a tool in service of something else. When you conclude the cruelty is the point, what critical thinking are you choosing not to do?
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And what real man wants to be on a platform filled with GIRLS?!?! EW GROSS
Geiger Capital: Officially deleted instagram.

An inherently female app. Zero benefit.

Elon Musk: Instagram is for girls.
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Peter Alvaro @palvaro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
May he never have a moment of peace
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Peter Alvaro @palvaro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
These blood thirsty fucking devils. May they never know peace
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Men Explain Rape to Me.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 01/10/2026
I’ve been saying this for 10+ years now, Oakland is the Place To Be while SF goes dystopian nightmare
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the lengths that liberals will go to blame their inadequacy and failures on the left is deeply pathetic
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There are two academic disciplines, computer science and sociology. Biology? Computer science. Physics? Computer science. Economics? Computer science. Computer Science? Actually, Sociology.
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James O’Loughlin @jamesoloughlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Peter Alvaro @palvaro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Outstanding
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Peter Alvaro @palvaro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What, me a genocidaire?? I’ll have you know sir that I am a co-genocidaire
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Peter Alvaro @palvaro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don’t ever put yourself in a position where you find yourself needing to argue that what you’re doing is actually the opposite of genocide
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it’s interesting how rhetorically juiceless the pro-Israel side is. they’ve basically given up on trying to actually win people over.
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Peter Alvaro @palvaro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s all so simple!
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Peter Alvaro @palvaro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tomorrow, in fact
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Peter Alvaro @palvaro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today on Bluesky I learned that people in research in red states such as Hawaii should simply walk out
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[positive guy falls off cliff] Y E ⠀⠀ ⠀S ⠀⠀⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀s ⠀⠀⠀ ˢ ⠀⠀ ˢ ⠀⠀ ˑ ⠀⠀ ˑ ⠀ ⠀݁ ⠀ ⠀݁
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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Everyone responsible for the terror campaign our country has been subjected to needs to spend the rest of their lives in prison
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 22/09/2026
oh no I hear rumors that the Chinese labs have started an emergency project to create Super DUPER Intelligence????
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Peter Alvaro @palvaro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
AI has made everyone completely insane. Except for me. It has just made me annoyed
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Jason The PPW Sound Guy also the 🐆🐻 is my champion... Sadly @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mr Mamdani look out Trump is right between you! Oh no, he can't hear us because his airpods are in!
Trump sneaking up on Mamdani
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
guy who’s been repeatedly hit in the head and completely lost his memory and higher cognition: How could Governor Newsom DO this???
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 19/09/2026
interviewing Tilly Norwood like
SatireWire's interview with a search engine, circa 2003, an interview with ask jeeves

You asked:

Thanks for being with us today, Jeeves. How are you?

Ask!

What day is it?

You asked:

It's Monday.

Ask

9 matches by About.com Monday Again?

Ask!

You asked:

Yes, they do tend to recur. As often as once a week. What's wrong with Mondays?

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You asked:

I don't know. They grind things..

Ask

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Back to ... The Grind

Ask!

You asked:

A joke. Got it. How.. human.

Ask

Ask 10 matches by WebCrawler Snaps

You asked:

Absolutely, snaps to you. And props, and all that.

Ask

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You asked:

Yes, of course. Adulation aplenty. So, Jeeves, you have a unique perspective on the Internet, being directly hooked in. What's it like?

Ask!

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Beekeeping in New Zealand

You asked:

Bees? I don't understand.

Ask!

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Bees Don't Get Arthritis

You asked:

Don't they? I see.. no, I don't. What's the connection?

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The Bluegrass Connection

You asked: bluegrass.

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Bluegrass Music
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Israeli demand to strip NAZA filmmakers Abraham and Szor of citizenship so that they can be executed, their homes demolished, and their families expelled is neatly illustrative of how and why the apartheid state renders Palestinians as non-human www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
A speaker at the demonstration also called to execute the film's co-creators, Szor and Yuval Abraham, while the crowd chanted
"Execute the traitors.' The man also called for their families' houses to be
demolished.
"When they return to Israel, they should be put on trial and sent to the gallows.
And their family should be deported and their home sealed, just as is done to terrorists," a man said through a megaphone.
"That is the only solution for traitors.
There is only one language to use with traitors. We're tired of being on the defensive. The people of Israel need to go on the offensive so that the next person knows not to mess with IDF soldiers."
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Peter Alvaro @palvaro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lmao
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Matt @tiredgenerally.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
american elites are broadly in consensus that critics of israel need to be silenced but nazis are now within the acceptable parameters of public discourse and have to be given a seat at the table bsky.app/profile/theo...
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Every single one of these people should be in jail for the rest of their lives
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it is remarkable that this has happened despite a near-unanimous effort from mainstream politicians and news media to prevent it from happening. there's some hope there
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
To be clear: I don’t give a *damn* for the collapse of assessments. If one outcome of this is abolition of grades, I’d be thrilled. The problem with the mountainous pressure on students to cheat isn’t their grades; it’s the loss of the whole enterprise. AI is stealing from all of us.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/09/2026
I’m so good at not watching television I don’t watch television all the time I was made for this
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A black and white ink style illustration of a falling anvil with a downward-pointing arrow shape behind it. Above the anvil in the back of the arrow shape are the words ‘MAYBE IT’LL’. Across the side of the anvil is the word ‘HAPPEN’ and in the point of the arrow below the anvil is the word ‘TODAY’
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 13/09/2026
for two months, I've been flying drones over Flock cameras to situation them in space and geography; I even got my commercial drone license in order to do it. I'd like to share this project with you all: it's called Records Of Enemy Surveillance: recordsofenemysurveillance.com
image of a residential intersection with one red car driving across it and a baseball field in the backgroundblack and white dithered image of two red squares around the flock cameras in the previous image, on either side of the intersection
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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
BREAKING: a whistleblower has just quit company wikiHow, warning that within ten years, advanced wikiHow illustrations may kill us all
wikihow tutorial illustration with a man in baseball cap and pink shirt partially crouching, hands on thighs, and pivoting counterclockwise as shown by red arrows. Caption reads, "how to discretely get your balls unstuck from your thigh"
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Waldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 11/09/2026
Here’s how the New York Times describes this moment in their coverage:
At one point Mr. Trump asked attendees to raise their right hands and pledge to him that he would vote with their family and friends.
Dutifully, they did.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
It's always a good time to share this.
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