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tophie

@palmerpink.bsky.social
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gay, nerdy, really quite something... nice vibes, mostly well behaved occasional poet 🤷‍♂️ Washington DC adjacent, he/him, sober linktr.ee/palmerpink

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tophie @palmerpink.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I fear the only thing thats gonna break me out of the funk I've been in today is booking a full week of appointments with clients next week, but guess whats the least likely thing to happen while I'm still in this funk? 😵‍💫
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That makes sense.
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tophie @palmerpink.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
btw, I did finally beat the robot's first episode yesterday, huzzah!! 😁 now for the inventor?? 👀
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Wolfy WolFang @wolfywolfang.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's one of my favorite days!
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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No Context Gillian Anderson @contextgillian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Weekend!
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BestBoi Alex @alexdualgrey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I always knew where it was
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Accurate as fuck.
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JL Foster @jlfoster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My hot take for today: ALL fraternities should be abolished. We don’t need them. Nothing good happens within them. Any perceived value they provide can be found elsewhere.
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tophie @palmerpink.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I got sooooo far in my dicey dungeons run just now with the fuckin robot before getting knocked out by that brat with a piano, I just want to unlock more characters and episodes and stuff!! 😭
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UnabashedlyBi 💙 💜 💖 @unabashedlybi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you enjoy Monopoly as a board game, please seek professional help
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an ocean of emotion @betarayben.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why are we not hunting AI tech bros for sport
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
social media is for socializing. if you are not enjoying who you are socializing with, then you should probs stop engaging with them. internet time can be fun if you maintain your own boundaries, just like real life.
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Maffyou @damplump.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone please put your hands together for the incomparable BUSSY-CHARDONNEY! 👏👏👏👏👏
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i love being immune to discourse thanks to the esoteric knowledge gained by going outside. the stakes for most things online are really not that high.
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BestBoi Alex @alexdualgrey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Of course there's reactionary people in queer leftist spaces that's far from breaking news but a journalist putting a magnifying glass into a small town queer bar's petty drama for the world to see when LGBTQ rights are being stripped away is genuinely bizarre and worrying?
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
tips: - block annoying accounts without replying. - log off if you feel yourself getting upset. - ignore most discourse. - if an account keeps arguing with randos, you probably want to unfollow them. - mute words / phrases that you don’t like. cleans up the app significantly. 👍
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
IT’S WOIMSDAY AGAIN
WOIMSDAY 
NANCY MEETS SLUGGO DOWNTOWN 

HE HAS JUST GOT PAID AT THE BAIT SHOP WHERE HE WORKS 

NANCY IS TRULY SURPRISED ABOUT HIS PAY

SLUGGO:THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS

SLUGGO IS HOLDING A TIN CAN FILLED WITH WOIMS (WORMS
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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Haste is the devil's lubricant
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Justin @jdysay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
George Costanza:
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🧏‍♀️🗯💢🧕
a fake screenshot from the game Final Fantasy Tactics with Rapha saying "why is a woman's future never as promising as her abusers?"
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tophie @palmerpink.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ok, so the day shook out with kind of mixed results?? 😅 all my appointments with clients either cancelled or sucked, and the damn exam I finally passed just unlocked more modules to finish with a deadline of TOMORROW, but I'm still in good spirits and this color of red looks good on me, maybe?? 🥹
tophie in the driver's seat of his car in a red button down
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tophie @palmerpink.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh no, I hit snooze too many times and lost a much-needed hour of my morning 🥴🥺
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 29/09/2026
Hey hot take but I actually don’t give a fuck if expelling a rapist from school “ruins his future”
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Ryan @hansscholl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All those viral canned beans recipes are a recession indicator, right?
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
we’re not living in very ijbol or lol times rn
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tophie @palmerpink.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the ONE time I didn't do a shoulder check changing lanes, and I nudge a passing car's rear bumper 😤 this happened yesterday and I know it's just some paint transfer or whatever, but I'm still a bit pressed about it 😤😤
front bumper of a white car with a bit of pain transfer
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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tophie @palmerpink.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
good engineering meets bad engineering, I love it 🥹
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tophie @palmerpink.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
fun day of gay rainy board games at the library 🥰 it's def fending off the Sunday scariest pretty well so far if you ask me! lmao
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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kate Bush:
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Dom @dommgoss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bought myself a steak pie and a fudge doughnut, like Mrs Dalloway
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NOUN VERBED bot @nounverbed.tommyswanson.fi · 24/09/2026
ZIGGURAT CRUNCHED
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Mario💫 @marioc91.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm tired of the heterosexual world 😩 I need something gay
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Arc @arcbreak.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Without furries every global economy would crash within minutes of their disappearance. I am so serious
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tophie @palmerpink.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my office took us to to the driving range?! 👀
tophie at a driving range
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Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What if we kissed? What then?
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
to be an american right now is to know your government and its captured media outlets prioritize protecting the modern world’s most violent group of rapists and pedophiles. this is plain fact
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tophie @palmerpink.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
my boss is wildly supportive, this can't be real 👀
me texting my boss "thanks for the Snickers, btw! def made the difference in landing that appointment" with a laughing emoji, then she responds "You landed that because you're a rockstar! Have fun at your board meeting!"
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tophie @palmerpink.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
even at nearly 40yo, I like to pretend those trucks with upside down traffic cones on the front of them are little vampire trucks scooting around... you gotta look for whimsy where you can ❤️
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tophie @palmerpink.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I really hate when the "melody" of my alarm gets stuck in my head... like, I'm awake, you can go away now... 😒
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shanna 🩷 @shannasins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
so glad humans figured out how to make coffee. good stuff
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🔪Final Gay🩸 @shadowdra126.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So with tonight being the autumn equinox and all. Summer has been defeated once more
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Evil Defeated
Alt: Evil Defeated
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Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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tophie @palmerpink.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the bread in my PBJ is so damn dry, can today get any worse 🥺 (plz don't get worse)
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Justin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Evil 1:30
the digital display for resident evil
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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 20/09/2026
wifi is short for wireless fireless
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tophie @palmerpink.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
having a really cute weekend, but why is it endingggg, why do I have to monday 😭
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