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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 9h

reaching a mall in 10 mins, what am I getting

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 11h

Haste is the devil's lubricant

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 13h

"I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT MAN," I screech to the heavens, having finally buttoned the gauntlet button on my sleeve after struggling with it for 20 minutes

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 17h

UPDATE ON BEING A BOSS: I might be being a bit too transparent with him lol I just asked him to meet me so I could assign "menial labor" to him

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Nathan and 99 thoughts @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I used to get annoyed when I'd find only one glove left in the box and I'd have to replace it, but now I just sing "I'm all out of gloves, I'm so lost without you..." so the whole lab is annoyed along with me

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 18h

can I come over and use poisons and lies to systematically weaken and manipulate you under secret orders from the corrupted wizard Saruman

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

what's a bug's favorite subject? mathematicks hyuk hyuk

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

more like WorstApp haha got 'em

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

gonna start responding to my coworkers like an NPC in an RPG and see how long it takes for them to stop talking to me

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Meeting a guy after work so these are finally being deployed in the field 👀

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

all my spritz of expensive perfume were slightly off target this morning lol happy Monday

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

what's the song playing in your head when you read this

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Currently at a Mid-Autumn Festival gathering and a younger fella just told me that the grey in my beard is "such a vibe" teehee I have been successfully twitterpated

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I wanted to caption this "when are you riding your worm on these dunes" but I thought better of it

A slim late-30s bearded bespectacled man wearing a black tank top, standing sideways to the mirror, flexing and showing his arm from the back.

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

is it possible to start embedding viruses & killcodes into whatever we post online so that whenever an LLM inevitably crawls over it, it poisons itself and dies

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If this didn't kill your fcf boner, I'll have to make my jokes worse next week

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A bear and a twink walk into a bar. The bear eats everyone inside and escapes before Animal Control arrives.

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

when Tinder bios state they're looking for "consistency" I'm here gleefully rubbing my hands, knowing I'm consistently terrible

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

the best animals to flavor a broth with are marsoupyals haha happy friday everyone

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

bloomfs, Bean here doesn't post very often and I miss him so I need you to inundate his notifications so that he has to keep coming back

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

speaking of restraint, I haven't posted a shirtless picture in over 9 days haha who am I

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Meanwhile, Outlook in my work laptop is refusing to open. They let their core functionality degrade because of this 🤡

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Happened again lol I've been doing dumbbell high pulls incorrectly for years

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

just put down fresh bedsheets, who wants to give me a reason to have to change them again

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

exercised great restraint to finish my chores before tearing into my delivered packages, please clap

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I don't want to see how you would have looked like in the '80s, I want you to go BACK to the '80s and stop this technology from ever being developed

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

w.r.t. the ongoing Drafts trend, all you need to know is that THIS is in my drafts and you don't want to see the rest

A screenshot of Bluesky drafts that states: "a comedy drama television series that follows the relationship between a witty single mother fish and her smart teenage daughter fish, call it Gillmore girls

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

currently fighting the urge to gnaw the innards of my work laptop, AMA

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

anaconda bosses be like here's some constrictive feedback

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Dum Cumpber ✏️🍎 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

dungeons and dragon deez nuts across your fa—💥🐉

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Saw a perfectly innocent Tinder bio that read "looking for people" and my brain automatically went "...to murder?" I am not in the right frame of mind for that app lol

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

need a man to go downᵗᵒʷⁿ on ᵃⁿ ᵉʳʳᵃⁿᵈ ᶠᵒʳ me

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

omnipotent implies the existence of omni-impotent

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

is....is that notch normal WHAT IS THAT

A late-30s bearded bespectacled man wearing a blue tank top in the gym flexing his arm. There's a notch between his chest and shoulders

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

almost made another mistake 💀 Was heading to the gym but I grabbed my work shoes to put on instead?? WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME

A top-down perspective of a man wearing gym shorts but about to put on formal work shoes.

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

What stage of adulting is it when you absently pat your washing machine and say "I love you, btw, in case you didn't know" 💀

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

What is Roland the Gunslinger's favorite drink? Vod-ka

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

almost committed a cardinal sin first thing this morning (put on black shoes with a brown belt and nearly left home before I realized and changed my shoes)

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I got the results and I am now a certified Good Listener but apparently I can also yap endlessly when needed

A screenshot of a report that says I got full marks in listening, reading, speaking and writing.

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

another thing I appreciated about Jessie Ware's songs: I could easily understand almost every word she sang?? Unlike so many artists who seem to think we enjoy looking at lyrics to decipher what they're "singing" like hello I'm listening to music, not doing a fucking read-through

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

[mortifiedly erasing my designs for a convertible droptop spaceship in engineering class]

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

not to be dramatic but not having met most of you is the worst thing that's ever happened to me

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

just completed the mission that takes place in the ruins of Las Vegas, and the way my mouth dropped open when you step back outside to see the results of your work. 10/10 moment. What a game this has been, absolutely loving it.

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McNastyPrime @mcnastyprime.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The sky in KL looked familiar this morning. This haze is pretty gross (KL pic not altered apart from adding the text)

The haze filled sky over Kuala Lumpur Malaysia with the text “Kuala Lumpur Hit Mess” floating in the sky similar to the album cover to the The Killers Hot Fuss

The album cover for The Killers Hot Fuss with a blue sky and buildings in the bottom

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