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@palefailmel.bsky.social
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Wolfy D. Lucca 🌘🐺 @spookalucca.tv · 23h
is this kind of behavior appropriate for your head of trust and safety @toni.bsky.team?
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Transitioning in the year of our lord 2026
Screenshot from control resonant with a cannot transition during combat warning
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I now have short messy hair
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My fave part of getting a haircut is cleaning up to go out and having to just shower all over again so you're not itchy for the rest of time
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Somehow not everyone is aware of fact alluded to below. So one more time: John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, Amy Coney Barrett were all on GWBush 2000 'Florida Recount' team. (Which made GWB first prez in 112 yrs to 'win' after losing popular vote. Now they 'impartially' rule on our future.)
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm doing it, I'm going back to short hair
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This. It has always been this. A sitting American president did this. And because he did this, he should have been convicted and put behind bars. And the fact that we never held him accountable for these crimes will forever stain this country. And we may never recover from it.👇
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was afraid I had let my extra vials get packed in boxes by the movers, but my wonderful spouse had thought to grab all of our meds before the movers got our stuff. She had the extras safe in a nice spot, love her so much
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Absolutely. Purely homosocial. And this is one of the core tenants of fascism. 
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born2balive.bsky.social @born2balive.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The New Yorker posted exactly how I interpreted the whole visit.
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love Slow Horses more than most shows and I think it's partially because I don't have to wait multiple years between seasons
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Truth 💥
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Alexander Clarkson @aphclarkson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's because the anti-intellectualism of the populists and Far Right is in direct contradiction to the basic foundations of any civilisation
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Everything for our kids. Because all our kids are all our kids.
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know two Nicks. One is ultra MAGA and one is ultra gay. Only one of them has made me question if they might be a pedophile
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🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
world’s most Xtreme idols
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The venn diagram of people who think I'm transitioning to beat cis women at sports and people who think they can beat women athletes at anything even if they themselves are out of shape is a circle
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lyssa ✨ @lyssahh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Yosh @theinsaneum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He wanted to play with the cat but passed out instead
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SplashZone @splashzone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Doodling girls with horns
Drawing of a nude woman with horns and pointed ears, with long clawed fingers and hand-like feet, standing with hands at her side. Drawing of a nude woman with short messy hair and small horns, with a more muscular body. One hand is at her side and the other is upturned and slightly extended in front of her.
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New serenity prayer dropped finally
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
guest comic for @mrlovenstein.bsky.social new book
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
nobody ever tells you this but you can literally just draw women with huge cocks whenever you want it's free and legal
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If he is the candidate in 28 we’re screwed
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hoping to try control resonant for 30 mins before work, locked for another hour and a half :(
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I used to make my grandmother watch sailor moon on our only tv when I would stay with her after school but there were no signs as a kid
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
tired: inside of you are two wolves wired: inside of you are two brains
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I finished the lineart for this picture finally 😅 Lady knight chillin' in the grass:
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
bnuuy Kitt
an artwork by Spindle of the character Kitt, a human with long orange hair, wearing black pompoms and a bunny suit, looking to the back at the viewer.
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Snow is just water sand
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The wispy baby bangs from surgery are really doing something interesting these days
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
One thing I'm trying to tell myself is that, if you're a woman, your voice is a woman's voice. Even if you sound like a 50 year old chain smoker named Darryl
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Introducing the in laws to Widow's Bay. They like it so far!
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wife's Halloween pumpkin, she did pretty good!
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a brain. The brain is saying "I'm 30 and YOUNG! I only recently fully developed!"
The second panel shows a heart. The heart says "I hear ya! I can keep going for DECADES more!"
The third panel shows a spine's face. It weakly says, "I am old".
We zoom out and the spine is using a walker. It continues, "so very old".
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The Loch Ness Monster @nessiopeia.space · 19/09/2026
the only passing that matters is passing away at the ripe old age of 102 after 65 years spent rabidly transsexual
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wish this was me_irl
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 19/09/2026
merge
molly holding krystal.   both of us are wearing insanely hot fits.   molly is full cyberpunk edgerunners and krystal is black and silver
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
tilly norwood vs fred flintstone made up: ✅ / ✅ has a job: ❌ / ✅ catchphrase: ❌ / ✅ pet dinosaur: ❌ / ✅ is a virgin: ✅ / ❌
Tilly Norwood, an inhuman gollum shaped like a perky brunette Fred Flintstone
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lining up a consult with Mittermiller to fix the remaining issues with my previous brow bone reduction. Will he do it? Maybe! A long time to wait though
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HolyMeh @holymeh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Right (T)ver patreon.com/Holymeh
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Hannah Who @notablyuncool.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Never underestimate the power of your story if you transitioned later in life. There is someone right now who needs to see your joy to know theirs is possible.
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