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Mel

@palefailmel.bsky.social
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millennial | programmer (bad one) | 18+

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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 7h
You ever just look and think damn, super dysphoric face day. Maybe those surgeries weren't perfect
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Winton Kidd🔞 @wintonkidd.com · 15h
Witches (2021)🖤🧡 see more⤵️ www.patreon.com/cw/wintonkidd #nsfwart #pinup #witch
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 15h
It's artificial intelligence.
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 17h
What a beautiful lesbian day, happy to see all of you enjoying women
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♡🎃hale-oween🎃♡ @halehound.bsky.social · 18h
happy international lesbian day! this is my first time experiencing it as an out lesbian and I’m having lots of emotions 🥹🩷🧡🤍
A pregnancy test drawing but instead of being pregnant it’s the lesbian flag and says “lesbian”
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My electrologist said that my haircut made me look like a lesbian and I think that's the best compliment anyone's ever given me
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Do you think the data center would accept being in a throuple?
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Maybe this is how I'll finally train
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 07/10/2026
how im talking to guys who buy womens jeans
you have a fat ass tho and youre funny tbh i dont get why you arent taken you must be really mentally ill
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Some days I want bigger boobs. Some days I'm just happy I have them at all
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm working 8 AM to 11 PM for the next couple of weeks and super grateful I get to at least do it from home. Not happy about it though
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Ruby Rapture @rubyrapture.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Reminding you that our iWantClips stores exist because we’re $4 away from payout. Check them out here: RubyandKiwi.com
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Ruby and Kiwi | Linktree
A Sexy Real Girl/Tgirl Couple. Step Into Our Bedroom.
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
💕
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy Tuesday! #nsfw
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
don't forget to brush your teeth
an artwork by Spindle of the characters Asimov, a half-elf woman with white hair tied in a bun, brushing her teeth, while her gf, Ottilie, a human with browh short hair, is grabbing her breast, touching her and nibbling at her neck from behind
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Salt @endpepper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If we're getting another plague maybe we'll be wiped out and the suffering can just end
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sometimes I wonder if I would've transitioned earlier if I had ever seen someone
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Wolfy D. Lucca 🌑🐺 @spookalucca.tv · 04/10/2026
is this kind of behavior appropriate for your head of trust and safety @toni.bsky.team?
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Transitioning in the year of our lord 2026
Screenshot from control resonant with a cannot transition during combat warning
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I now have short messy hair
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My fave part of getting a haircut is cleaning up to go out and having to just shower all over again so you're not itchy for the rest of time
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Somehow not everyone is aware of fact alluded to below. So one more time: John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, Amy Coney Barrett were all on GWBush 2000 'Florida Recount' team. (Which made GWB first prez in 112 yrs to 'win' after losing popular vote. Now they 'impartially' rule on our future.)
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This country just keeps being ass
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm doing it, I'm going back to short hair
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This. It has always been this. A sitting American president did this. And because he did this, he should have been convicted and put behind bars. And the fact that we never held him accountable for these crimes will forever stain this country. And we may never recover from it.👇
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You constipated too?
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do you think they also watch our elections wondering if they're about to have to worry about being killed?
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was afraid I had let my extra vials get packed in boxes by the movers, but my wonderful spouse had thought to grab all of our meds before the movers got our stuff. She had the extras safe in a nice spot, love her so much
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Constantly harassing guys working out in peace, telling them their form is wrong
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Absolutely. Purely homosocial. And this is one of the core tenants of fascism. 
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born2balive.bsky.social @born2balive.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The New Yorker posted exactly how I interpreted the whole visit.
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ok, going to set this up this weekend
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love Slow Horses more than most shows and I think it's partially because I don't have to wait multiple years between seasons
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I need to find my ps1 if I can, would love to see it again
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Digimon World was so cool, loved that game
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Truth 💥
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ok this looks insane
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I liked when we slept on ours.
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Alexander Clarkson @aphclarkson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's because the anti-intellectualism of the populists and Far Right is in direct contradiction to the basic foundations of any civilisation
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In the sequel's sequels who is going to lose their Ha?
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Everything for our kids. Because all our kids are all our kids.
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I still remember watching his first debate with Hillary Clinton, thinking there's no way people are buying this guy, he's an idiot. How wrong I was
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know two Nicks. One is ultra MAGA and one is ultra gay. Only one of them has made me question if they might be a pedophile
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🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
world’s most Xtreme idols
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Mel @palefailmel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The venn diagram of people who think I'm transitioning to beat cis women at sports and people who think they can beat women athletes at anything even if they themselves are out of shape is a circle
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